We know you’re busy, Richardson Magazine knows you’re busy, so nobody’s trying to make you spend hours and hundreds of dollars at a strip joint. Those crazy mix-masters at Richardson found a way to give you an energetic, drippy, bouncy, pelvis-whipping dance in only two minutes. If you’ve ever read “The Windup Girl,” it’s kind of like watching Emiko do her thing at Raleigh’s: heechy-keechy.

It’s sort of like, yeah, what else are you going to pair with some hardcore underwater banging? Nothing complements the smooth, slow motions of the women as they languidly lick at each other’s bodies better than the hypnotic and sultry jams of Frank Ocean. Also, his name is Ocean.

Some days you get trapped on an endless train of hardcore porn GIFs from and the world looks like it’s very subtly looping in front of your eyes; this happens to everyone. In an effort to illustrate this feeling, Richardson Magazine has taken a ton of naughty GIFs, smashed them together in a video, and put the whole thing to an Ariel Pink song. What used to take a whole night of loneliness and glazed eyeballs now only takes a minute and four seconds!

Everybody deals with upsetting events in their own way, right? It seems like Richardson Magazine’s way of processing the destruction from Hurricane Sandy is to make a video of retro lesbian porn mixed with footage of storms and clouds. We might not understand it, but we appreciate them for sharing their healing methods with us.

How does Richardson Magazine mark the passing of Sylvia Kristel, one of history’s most influential stars of softcore cinema? They’ve mixed up a neat little video of some of her sexiest on-screen moments and set it to “White Dress” by Kanye West.

So here’s the deal: you get a camera, you get your partner, you film some form of slapping between you two–on the face, tits, ass, whatever–you send it to Richardson Magazine, and if they like it, you get a Daido Moriyama t-shirt signed by James Deen. Only in America!

This video is a neat little departure from the usual insanity that Richardson Magazine delivers in that it’s just a segment of an interview with James Deen spliced with illustrative clips from his movies. Ever wonder how James got into the industry or how he feels about all the rough and ruthless fucking he’s famous for? No? Uh, well, wanna see some instances of James banging the bejesus out of ladies? Yeah, we thought so.

Richardson’s latest video offering seems like another tribute to porn–mostly to amateur porn–but with a bit of a melancholy edge to it. Maybe it’s just the slow, mournful, yet horny jam by The Weeknd that plays throughout, or maybe it’s because we want to see more footage from the clips they include in this video, but something makes us seriously question our endless hunt for hot porn to fap to.

Everybody craves that stuff, it’s human nature, and although we don’t know much about the good people who work at Richardson, we know that they have a better grip on the appetitive parts of the mind than your pituitary gland. So, once again, they’ve forged a chaotic sword of sex and ‘splosions so they might slice through the boredom of your day. Watch and appreciate.

Advances in animation technology in America only manifest themselves in high-end movies aimed at youngsters (and the young at heart), but in Japan, they’ve been busy taking hentai to a whole new level. This is Umemaro 3D: we don’t know exactly where it came from or who started doing it, but now we have enormous-breasted babes begging us to ejaculate more. We’re pretty excited about this.

Have we talked about the geniuses over at Richardson Magazine lately? Those people do wonderful things with fairly simple resources. Look at this: it’s a tribute to beautiful moments in amateur pornography with “Marvin’s Room” by Lil Wayne. It brought tears to our eyes and blood to our loins!

It’s been printed, it exists, you can hold it in your hands, you sleep with it in your bed if you really want to, and if you don’t want to, we ask that you reconsider after checking out Terry Richardson’s spreads of Belladonna and the Kink Armory in San Francisco. They are gorgeous.

What kind of person would make something like this? Who sits down at a computer, collects a bunch of clips of Belladonna making a wide range of facial expressions, lays some scary jams over them, and then publishes the whole thing online? Who does that? For real, find them; we are trying to get straight-up married to this person.

Everything we thought we knew and loved has just changed forever. We thought we loved watching Kate Upton dance, we thought we loved the way Camille Rowe writhes naked on the floor, but then Belladonna showed up, writhed, arched, danced, and masturbated tenderly for Terry Richardson’s camera and now nothing is the same. For example, we had to change our undies.

Ladies: rare treat for you today. Richardson Magazine concocted an insane video that gives you a taste of what the inside of a TV-and-hormone-blasted teenage boy’s head looks like. Gentleman: remember that dark part of you that you’ve tried to suppress? Well, it’s back to visit, and now it’s set to the musical stylings of Die Antwoord!

Have you ever wanted to watch “Taboo”—one of the greatest and most notorious incest-centric porn films of all time— but didn’t feel like wading through 86 minutes of strange acting and bad music? Good news! Now you can watch the whole movie while you listen to “Vomit” by the super

Changing from submissive to dominant sounds like an emotionally and mentally Herculean task, but Dana DeArmond explains it so succinctly and honestly that we can almost picture the transformation. Of course, seeing her naked and watching BDSM clips from her expansive porn career helps, too! Dana discusses everything from her

In May, Richardson A5 revealed some stunning (and mildly shocking) photos of Stoya as shot by famed photographer Steven Klein. In those images, Stoya was reimagined as a masculine body builder, her muscles highlighted with oil and heavily featured in the photos. But it seems Klein has an eye for

Though Skin Diamond’s performed for everyone from Burning Angel to Belladonna, she got her start in the world of fetish modeling and porn—and it seems pretty safe to say that her experiences in the world of BDSM have shaped her ideas about sex and porn. In an interview with Richardson

Richardson A4 was about the female gaze, with Sasha Grey, Annie Sprinkle, and Tristan Taormino all taking part in the examination of female desire. In A5, the focus has flipped to the male gaze—and the issue’s cover girl is none other than Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Stoya, shot by Steven Klein