Valentine’s Day is only a few days away, have you made plans yet? Why not escape with a loved one (that includes your hand) on one of these glamorous, amorous vacations? And hey, even if it’s a little late for Valentine’s, you can still make that special someone happy for

· A bunch of horny manatees are causing traffic jams in Florida. Not web traffic, sadly, just cars. (firstcoastnews.com) · We’ve haven’t seen Daisy Fuentes in awhile, maybe because she’s too busy getting drunk in the ocean. She’s definitely no sea cow. (drunkenstepfather.com) · Let’s say you open a salon

· Who knew that Tee Corrine’s classic 1973 Cunt Coloring Book was available on Amazon? We’re so excited about ordering copies for everyone we know that we’re going to have even more trouble staying inside the lines! (random-good-stuff.com) · Parents, please remember "the birds and the bees" is supposed to

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