You know, there’s this stereotype that only chicks like porn with stories, but if “Broken Hearts” is any indication, dudes also want to see their hardcore couched in feeeeeeelings they can relate to. Turns out men have feeeeeeeelings too. Imagine that. Of course, if they choose, dudes can skip the feelings scenes and just go directly to the hardcore fucking. Just like chicks do.

Because that’s really the best way to bang them in what we’ll call a lovely modified doggy. But, you know, this Remy’s such a li’l sex rocket, hanging onto her by the arms is basically insurance against her shooting way up into the stratosphere. Yeah, there’s a lot of power within that petite little frame. It can be dangerous. But we’ll take our chances with that Remy LaCroix. It’s no surprise she was AVN’s 2013 Starlet of the Year! Now we just have to make sure to keep her here on earth — and it looks like a little consensual strongarming and a solid slam works wonders.

In addition to taking some sunblock along on their romantic getaway to Cabo, Francesca Le and husband Mark Wood took Remy LaCroix.

You can act all cool and distant if you want, but you know you’re dying to see the new all-Remy extravaganza. She’s under your skin, she’s hula hooping and dick handling and doing all of the things she’s good at, except this time she’s doing it bigger than before. We’re talking gangbang, girlbang, Skin Diamond bang, all manners of bang!

The other thing about butt sex is that it’s always fun to watch. First of all, juicy asses are just fantastic to watch bouncing around the place. And assholes are such tight yet elastic little places that are fascinating to watch expand. So everybody remember, go slow and use plenty of lube and have fun!

Geez. That Remy LaCroix is a workaholic. She tries to go on holiday to Cabo San Lucas for some Baha sun and surf, and ends up workin overtime. Lucky for us, her job is being unbelievably cute and deliciously naughty.

We’re not gonna lie. This is one of our favorite trailers we’ve watched in a long time. It was a perfect Friday afternoon jerk, and we recommend you try it at various other days and hours and send us your notes. So what do we love about it? Besides the totally dream team cast of adorable girls with really fine squeezable fuckable asses, this series has a conceit that we actually find very very sex positive: reminding everyone that anal sex is hottest with lots and lots and LOTS of lube.

The fans asked for more and more is what they get: Remy LaCroix and Elegant Angel are coming out with “Remy 2.” How will they drum up excitement about the film? Exactly the same way they did the first time, except with pretty lights!

This is porn at its most natural (note that we didn’t say “real”): two married swinger pornstars taking the Best New Starlet of 2013 for a weekend away with no real plans or demands other than nonstop fun. From now on, we don’t want to see anyone’s vacation movie unless it comes with a minimum of four anal orgasms.

We feel somewhat silly paying tribute to Remy LaCroix right now, knowing that she’s going to bust out more amazing scenes this year, but 2012 was a rollercoaster ride with this girl, and we’d like to share some of the moments that helped earn this young woman the AVN Award for Best New Starlet.

There is something so uniformly appealing about each of the women selected for Elegant Angel’s “Best New Starlets 2013″ that it almost works against them. Each is brunette or raven-haired and tiny–except Anikka Albrite–and three of them get fucked by Manuel Ferrara: Lucky Bastard.

Everybody gets to be young (unless you’re one of those Benjamin Button types), but it takes a special kind of person to be glamorous. They possess a mix of poise and passion, a prismatic attitude that refracts light like the facets of a diamond, and–if they plan on getting anywhere near a Jules Jordan set–a collection of fancy lingerie that they don’t mind having stretched out and torn asunder to facilitate ass pounding.

Jules Jordan has killed your gods, but he’s trying to be considerate about it, and so he’s leaving certain familiar structures in place. You’ll be happy to know that the Holy Trinity is still a big deal in “Ass Worship 14,” but that’s primarily because there are so many threesomes and double penetration scenes in this film. Still, sounds good, right?

Although AVN’s 2013 Starlet of the Year Remy LaCroix might not be so innocent these days, we certainly enjoy taking a little saunter through the formative experiences that so shape one’s… impending sexual deviancy. It’s the first fingers finding their way beneath a pair of panties, the first stroke of a swelling cock, the first flushed thrill of realizing this all feels pretty good…

If there’s anyone whose rump deserves a good raiding, it’s Skin Diamond. She’s fun and flossy and frisky and has strange Asian-influenced lingerie! Donald Trump, however, does not deserve any sort of raiding; it’s his responsibility to take those sticks out of his ass.

When Elegant Angel announced that Remy will be fucking Mischa Brooks in their “Best New Starlets 2013,” we figured they were using old footage from when Remy was still a pornstar. We were wrong. Remy herself piped up in the comments section and said, “This will not be my last scene.” Glory be, she’s back!

BiBi Jones wants to get pregnant, but her man, Tommy Gunn, can’t seem to do the trick. What happened to Tommy’s sperm? We don’t know, but infertility is a serious problem. This may be one of the saddest set-ups ever seen in a creampie movie.