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"Rani" Ought To Try Sex In A More Camera-Friendly Position

"Rani" Ought To Try Sex In A More Camera-Friendly Position

This is a realistic representation of how people fool around in bed, and the music tells us that this particular hook-up is a momentous one, but there’s something missing. How are we supposed to empathize with Mylene Jampanoi’s great sex if we’re struggling to see her boobs? Really, “Rani,” you’ve

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"Rani" Keeps Her Chestnuts Roasting By An Open Fire

"Rani" Keeps Her Chestnuts Roasting By An Open Fire

One of the things that we love about “Rani” is that even in moments of ridiculous passion and naked comfort, there’s still something that reminds us of the oppressive reality this takes place in. Smoochy nudity and big boobs only come after we see the painful brand mark left on

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"Rani" Suggests That The 18th Century Contained The Tightest Asses

"Rani" Suggests That The 18th Century Contained The Tightest Asses

Historians have long wondered how the shape of butts has changed over time, and if there was ever an era of unanimously perfect posteriors. The good people who make “Rani,” our new favorite TV show, have some ideas on the topic, and they’re using Mylene Jampanoi’s butt to illustrate them.

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"Rani" Brings A Continuous Rain Of Nipples

"Rani" Brings A Continuous Rain Of Nipples

The first episode of “Rani” blew us out of the water, and now the second episode puts us right back in the water, next to Mylene Jampanoi, as she’s taking a bath. That’s exactly where we want to be! Now, two episodes worth of nudity isn’t yet a pattern—it’s just

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You Guys, The War Of Austrian Succession Was Hella Sexy

You Guys, The War Of Austrian Succession Was Hella Sexy

At least, that’s what we’ve gathered from watching the first episode of “Rani,” our newest TV obsession. Here we have our heroine, Mylene Jampanoi—whom you might remember from the Gainsbourg biopic—hopping into bed with an English officer! Drama ensues. After falling in love and sleeping with this man, she gets

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