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Dysfunctional Yet Fuckable: The XXX Trailer For “Homecoming”

It’s been about a month since we first saw pictures from the new B. Skow/Girlfriends Films family drama, “Homecoming,” and so the powers that be figured it was time for another taste of the crazy. So without further ado, here’s more of that rich snobbery, hand jobbery, and all-American familial fuckin’ and fightin’ we can all relate to.

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Exclusive Pics From B. Skow’s Family Fuck Drama: “Homecoming”

Once again, legendary director B. Skow is teaming up with Girlfriends Films to bring you an original feature film that’s every bit as heart wrenching as it is hard-on producing: “Homecoming.” It has adultery, secret midnight handjobs, disappointed parents, and even a lovable cross-dressing dropout–just like everyone else’s family!

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Exclusive: The Hardcore Trailer For B. Skow’s “Model House Invasion”

What happens when six nasty babes move into the same big house? Fights? Actually, no, it seems like these girls get along. But will they get along with B. Skow as he jams his camera in their butts and watches them shave their pussies and chastises them for consuming nothing but candy bars and Marlboro cigarettes? We think they’re cool with it. Besides, he does get them laid.

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Porn For Oil: “Dallas XXX”

You don’t have to have liked the original to appreciate the humor and sheer porncraft of “Dallas XXX.” In fact, I think this one is better.

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Bring Me The Areolae Of The Ginger Sisters

Bring Me The Areolae Of The Ginger Sisters

Though Bobbi Starr and Aiden Starr, and Lee Stone and Evan Stone, are not actually related (that, and no one says they are), it is not tough to believe Havana Ginger and Savana Ginger are sisters. It’s in the nipples. It is Havana we all first fell in love with.

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Porn For Straight Girls: Sur-Really Good Sex

Porn For Straight Girls: Sur-Really Good Sex

Yes, that is a terrible pun. Forgive me. I’m kind of scraping the bottom of my porn barrel (there’s not really a barrel, but that would be amazing) with this one because I’m running out of unwatched DVDs from work, but I actually really enjoyed it. Guess what the cover

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When You

When You’re In Love With A "Big Titted Assfucked Cumdrenched Sweetheart"

We’ve all been there. We see a big-titted assfucked cum-drenched sweetheart crossing the street, all drenched in cum and laboring under both her assfuckedness and bigtittiosity, and we think, “She probably has other things on her mind.” To be honest, the first time we meet Sheila Marie, a lolling and

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More Ass, Please

More Ass, Please

How can it be that this is an ass movie and we can see Alysa from the front? Hustler’s “Ass Appeal” does that weird porno-magic thing where someone (in this case, Alysa) can be basically naked and still appear coy. She peeks over her shoulder whilst cupping her buttocks with

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We Wonder Why "Wonder Woman XXX" Is So Lame

We Wonder Why "Wonder Woman XXX" Is So Lame

Look at the ingredients: Tori Black as Wonder Woman, an Iraqi plot to learn the secrets of the American porn industry, Mikey Butders and Anthony Rosano with silly mustaches. Why didn’t this work? Wonder Woman XXX: A Hardcore Parody Studio: Hardcore Parody (Mile High Media) Director: Ashlynn Brooke Cast: Tori

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Other People

Other People’s Wives, Sort Of: Sindee in "My Wife for Porn 5"

Maybe Sindee isn’t really married. Maybe she looks supremely nervous. Maybe Jason, her scene partner, looks more nervous still. This matters little as we watch the glorious porn tapestry unravel yet again in a seedy office. Onward, pioneers! For every slick Wicked title there needs to be hundreds of low-budget

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Nurse Alexis Texas Cures What Ails You In "Registered Nurses #3"

Nurse Alexis Texas Cures What Ails You In "Registered Nurses #3"

According to our sources, RNs are exposed to a variety of medical situations, earn big money, and make an impact on patients’ lives. The girls of Smash Pictures’ “Registered Nurses #3” definitely leave their mark. Nurse Alexis Texas kicks the fun off with Doctor Evan Stone, punishing him with a

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"Sex And The City: The Original XXX Parody": This Time, The Sex Is Real!

"Sex And The City: The Original XXX Parody": This Time, The Sex Is Real!

The notion of a porn based on “Sex and the City” raises a lot of questions. Can the female-oriented SATC really translate to a (presumably) male-oriented porn? Can a group of Angelenos do justice to such a New York tale? And will Carrie actually take her bra off? I must

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It’s Sort Of All Right, Cuz It’s "This Ain

It’s Sort Of All Right, Cuz It’s "This Ain’t Saved By The Bell XXX"

We heard they originally wanted to do “This Ain’t For Whom The Bell Tolls XXX,” but no one will finance a porn with Francisco Franco in it. This Ain’t Saved By The Bell XXX Studio: Hustler Video Director: Axel Braun Cast: Misty Stone, Missy Stone, Ashlyn Rae, Nicole Ray, April

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If You

If You’ve Ever Wondered: "WKRP in Cincinati"

Supertramp. Jan Smithers. Loni Anderson before Burt Reynolds. Could there be a richer lode of porn gold than “WKRP in Cincinnati”? (Of course there could, but how often do we get the chance to write about Supertramp and Smithers?) WKRP in Cincinnati: A XXX Parody Studio: New Sensations Director: Lee

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Popshots of the Week!

Pornish things happened all across California this week and I bore witness to them, from exhibitionists in cow palaces to rabbit holes to Porn’s version of the bloodsucking bayou. We start with Noname Jane onstage in San Francisco. Jane was just about to squirt chocolate on herself, at which point

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Class Is In Session: “This Ain’t Saved By The Bell XXX”

Summer’s done, and school’s back in session—and come October 6, the kids of Bayside High will be back for some very naughty adventures, courtesy of Hustler’s “This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX.” Though the trailer doesn’t give away much of the plot, we’ve heard rumors that Jessie Spano seduces

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Ashlyn Rae Makes The Best Of High School

Ashlyn Rae will be showing us her best Tiffani Thiesen in Hustler’s upcoming “This Ain’t Saved By The Bell XXX”—but until then, she’s just another blowjob happy high school girl. Our favorite kind of high school girl! · Buy “Fresh Outta High School 18″ (adultdvdnow.com)

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“70s Show XXX”: Sex, Jugs, And Rock ‘N Roll

Last week, we gave you a sneak peek of some of the action from “70s Show: A XXX Parody.” This week, we’ve got a hold of the trailer—so now we actually know the plot. The trailer definitely gives off the feel of “That 70′s Show”—and though we’re a little miffed

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"70s Show - A XXX Parody": A First Look

"70s Show – A XXX Parody": A First Look

While we were busy obsessing over “30 Rock – A XXX Parody” and “The Sex Files – A Dark XXX Parody,” New Sensations was working hard to put out yet another parody porn masterpiece: “70s Show: A XXX Parody.” The feature streets on September 21 (less than three weeks away!),

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"WKRP" Vs. "WKRP XXX": A Comparison

"WKRP" Vs. "WKRP XXX": A Comparison

Fox may not have been too pleased with “The X-Files: A XXX Parody,” but that hasn’t turned New Sensations off of parodies entirely. They’ve just announced shooting dates for their next one—and this time, they’re taking on WKRP. So how do the porn radio stars take on their sitcom counterparts?

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