It wasn't all that long ago that porn stars relied on word of mouth and personal appearances to promote their films, but with the advent of social media, the biggest stars and directors in the business are able to stay connected to their fans better than ever before.
Despite being a super powerful Swedish MILF, Puma Swede's name actually has nothing to do with the animal (puma, as you know, is another term for cougar, which is what Ms. Swede is). We always thought she named herself Puma after the sneaker, but it turns out it's after the car. We should've known; she's built Ford tough.
As we've mentioned in the past, being a MILF has less to do with age than it does with experience, boob size, and predatory instincts. So what does it mean--from a practical standpoint--that all these hot females are over thirty? We don't know. Goethe once said, "The first sign we don't know what we are doing is an obsession with numbers."
Fleshlight already boasts an impressive bunch of masturbation sleeves painstakingly modelled after pornstar body parts, but people--eternally aroused people--are always wondering which babe will next go under the plaster. Wonder no more, horny masses, because Nina Hartley went to Texas to duplicate her orifices for your wanking pleasure!
Why hasn't the CDC responded to the massive outbreak of "MILF Mania" in America? Is it even a disease? Some people think it's bacterial, some say it's a virus, and some people think it's a product of the United States finally having a gorgeous First Lady, but the streets are on fire and all of our authority figures are hiding in their homes watching reruns of "Cougar Town."
Your religion: Ten Commandments. Our religion: two boobs. Your religion: you observe Sunday as a day of rest. Our religion: we observe Jenna Presley making a sundae out of her tits. We know faith shouldn't be a competition, but, oh my God, we totally win.
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