Miranda, honey, sweetie, we hate to break it to you like this, but we think you need to have a chat with your clothing about your future together. We get that you’re a model, and fashion is important to you and your career, but it’s starting to look like there’s some strife between you and whatever fabric is blocking your boobs at any given moment. Maybe it’s time to address the issue. Better yet, undress the issue!
Right now, a lot of people are saying things like “Damn, Katharina Damm!” and that’s fine, but we’re not going to do that. No, instead, we’re going to say, “Hey, Katharina, your breasts are shaped like beautiful little zeppelins. Thanks for putting them out there! Also, are you still dating Jared Leto?”
Sam Hatfield and Fiona Skelton, the socially disruptive duo behind Nakedme (who recently went nude on the Schwebebahn), are continuing their international tour of nakedness with a trip to London, and they’ve made a darling little video showcasing their nude antics around such landmarks as Buckingham Palace, Tower Bridge, the London Eye, and Abbey Road! If only we could see them from the CCTV footage that surely captured their movements.
Laura Miller is an Argentine pop star who’s been making music since the late ’80s, and by now she’s well aware that accidents can show up at any second and in front of any audience. Case in point, her tanktop couldn’t support her big breasts while simultaneously enduring the sweet motions of her microphone arm, and lo, a titty popped forth!
Helen is Pharrel Williams’s fiancee–we didn’t know he was engaged, so congrats to them! Anyhow, it seems like a combination of high heels on slippery cobblestones caused Helen to trip; Pharrel helped her keep her balance, and the bodyguard helped, but we’re pretty sure the bodyguard also caused her top to come loose and thus reveal her breast. The road to boob slips is paved with good intentions! Also cobblestones!
It’s that time of the year when everybody is dressing in layers because the light and warmth change drastically from block to block. Some layers are a little stuffier than others; some layers are much more revealing than others. Fortunately for the people of New York, one of Jessica Alba’s layers is a sheer bra no darker than thin obsidian.
Swiss-born artist Milo Moire decided to shake up the morning commute for a few lucky folk by sending a gorgeous model on public transportation wearing nothing but glasses, a purse, and the names of clothing pieces spelled out across her body. “The same way every day to work on the tram,” writes Moire. “It’s early… Much too early for performance art!” We’re sure people won’t mind performance art like this.
And here we were, thinking that it’s about to be warm outside and we should go buy some overalls/romper type things to keep our legs cool, when Xenia Deli shows us that she already thought of that and it’s possible that such attire will cause your labia to be visible. We’re a little bummed! We kind of wanted to discover that for ourselves.
Judging by the hand gesture and angle of the face of the woman to Marta’s left, we’re pretty sure Marta is being warned about her exposed boob. Then again, Marta’s expression doesn’t seem to be one of boob-consciousness, so maybe the two women are simply talking smack. That’s cool with us!
Michelle Keegan–whom you probably know from “Coronation Street” or all those times she flashed her panties–had a little Instagram mishap recently. For about six seconds, she had a picture of giant breasts taking a bath posted on her account, and though they swiftly disappeared, the internet does not forget. Keegan says the tits aren’t hers, and this whole thing was a prank by one of her friends who had her password, but we have doubts.
We’re fascinated by this photo, not only because of Michelle’s massive breasts (which are actually F-cups, sorry), but also by her facial expression and curiously posed fingers. We want to understand you, Michelle. What do you want? Sunglasses? We bet that’s the international sign for “Put sunglasses in my hands now, please.”
The thing we love about this picture of Nicole Scherzinger is not the fact that we can see her panties. We’ve seen them before (and we’ve noticed she often wears the same pair) so we’re familiar with that side of her. No, what gets us going here is the fact that her ass looks like obsidian and her thong a piece of extra dense magma hardened inside the glassy stone.
Don’t worry, nothing bad happened to them! They assumed that it was fine to take their tops off in Copacabana, but this is not so. Teensy bikinis with barely-there G-strings? Yes. Boobs? No. Hey, we all make mistakes!
Claudia Romani is an Italian model who’s been tearing up various hot babe lists in magazines around the world, but she’s probably best known for going head to head against huge stars in VH1′s Celebrity Bikini Awards. Claudia actually made it to the finals, went up against Beyonce, and lost by only two percent of the vote!
Stars come and go, fame waxes and wanes and obliterates, the people who ruled the airwaves retreat and gather their strength for family-building, a comeback tour, or both. Britney Spears, however, is different. She may have slowed down music production, but she has an ass that won’t quit.
Since wrestling got booted out of the Olympics, the IOC has been looking for a new sport to fill the void. We think showering should be part of the games, and our country should be represented by mega-MILF Jennifer Nicole Lee. Those other countries don’t stand a chance–just look at those nipples beneath that wet t-shirt!