We just happen to have it on good authority that Miss Maggie Mayhem and Mz Jolene Parton are two of the hottest fucking queer exhibitionist babes in the Bay Area.We also have it on good authority that there are lots of outdoor spots in the Bay Area for long sunny hikes and illicit pussy eating. Because the only thing that smells better than Maggie Mayhem’s hairy cunt is Maggie Mayhem’s hairy cunt plus eucalyptus.
In honor of our visit to Toronto last week for the Feminist Porn Awards, we thought we’d post this clip from one of Aslan Leather’s Switch parties, which are incredibly fun queer fuck fests (we don’t know anything about that, of course, we always drink a glass of warm almond milk and head to bed by ten when we’re traveling).
We may not be going to a wild European sex club packed with stripper studs, but tonight is New Year’s Eve and we’ll be damned if we don’t carry this pervtastic orgy spirit along with us in our party adventures. Luckily we’ve got the kind of friends who don’t mind a little feelin’ up, and might like a sexy striptease to “Auld Lang Syne”.
Vive la France! Instead of Wonder Bread you get a baguette. Instead of nugs ‘n’ fries from Mickey D’s you get a sophisticated bowl of moules-frites. And instead of fucking in the hotel room you just go ahead and do it in the hall. With the security guard! And if someone discovers you, who’re they gonna call? Security? It’s a regular triomphe.
It’s seriously brave to dare a sex act in a public place, even one as sheltered as a restroom (those walls echo, you know), so we applaud each and every one of these erotic adventurers. And they managed to film themselves? Even more impressive. If you can muster the courage
If you’ve been following the news, you’ll know that scores of protestors have vowed to occupy Wall Street indefinitely. If you haven’t been following the news, check it out, there are topless chicks hanging out on Wall Street! Yesterday morning, topless gals (possibly these topless gals, possibly others) were standing
Which is a good thing, because we really, really enjoy seeing her naked in public. And we’re pleased to note that Ms. Addams puts safety first: even when she’s out and about, flashing her bits for all the world to see, she makes sure to heed the words of Mary
Getting naked in public? That’s old hat. Giselle Leon has already gone Beyond Thunderdome with her public depravity: “I was dressed as a slutty school girl with my tits out, sitting on a priest’s lap (who was wearing a santa hat, by the way) who was using a blue vibrator
Dear Dastardly X, My husband and I rarely go out to clubs or discotheques together. Occasionally he’ll go out with friends to drink and look at the girls wiggle, but neither of us particularly loves dancing, and I’ve never been a four-in-the-morning kind of girl. But when it’s August in
Every year, right around this time, women across the country go topless in a protest against the double standard that chains women (and their breasts) beneath the weight of clothing. And every year, right around this time, we find ourselves marveling over the fact that it’s a nudity-laden protest that’s
Dear Little Showoff, After the brazen way you last showed off your naked body to that lucky neighbor of yours, is it any wonder that I’m seriously contemplating making an appointment with one of our local real estate agents to see if there might be another apartment free in the
It’s not easy being naked in public; that is, unless you’re Jennifer White, who loved every minute of shooting for Hustler’s Teasers. “It was very liberating and, yes, it definitely turned me on to know I could be caught at any moment.” Oh, Jennifer, you’re such a bad influence on
My wife and I both have a taxi fantasy. We’ve never talked about it, but she’s dared my friend Mr. X to lure his wife into the back seat of one, and Mr. X has written to her with a four-wheeled fantasy of his own, in order to protect his
Ever wonder what goes through the mind of a porn model when she’s doing a very public shoot—like, say, this one that April O’Neil did for Hustler’s Teasers? According to April, “On a Teasers shoot, you sort of forget there’s anyone around you, or even that you’re in public, and
Katie Louise—a self described “girl who can’t keep her clothes on”—isn’t some shy retiring nudist who saves her nudity for quiet nights at home. No, Ms. Louise takes her nakedness to the streets…literally. Even better, she documents her exploits in glorious, gorgeous photos, which she happily shares on the internet.
If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to party with a bunch of busty, beautiful, British lad magazine babes, it’s pretty much what you expect it to be: many straws in one huge drink, bra flashing, and thong biting. We can’t help but wonder if these candid photos are actually
