We’re not entirely sure why this Remi Rebillard gallery is called “The Philosophy Student,” although we think the model might actually be one, but we’ve known a few philosophy majors in our time and this sums them up perfectly. Humans naked in a strange light, trying to fit themselves into uncomfortable concepts as best they can, looking through windows that are also doors that are possibly locked and show us more about them (and their pubes) than anything cosmic or existential.

Somebody is finally standing up to the sun and treating it like the continuous explosion of a massive fusion device that it is, and we’re glad that somebody is Cora Keegan with no clothes on. Nothing says, “Screw you and your sunspots and your helium” quite like the agonized arches of a naked model.

A few years ago, Igor made a trip to Los Angeles, photographed many ladies, and tried to put up all the photos he could as quickly as possible. He missed one gallery: a night session with Jessica Bordeaux (who used to go by the name Rabbit). Jessica used to be a member of Gods Girls, but now she’s out of the nude modeling game and raising a family. Still, better late than never!

We love the term “down there.” It’s always said with an italicized voice and a wave of the eyebrows, and no matter what position the speaker is in, you can instantly picture them hiding something sweet and sexy under the tablecloth and between their legs. Such graphic subtlety, you know? It’s a paradox of pubic relations.

Last week we saw some outtakes of Lady Gaga from V Magazine, and this week we have Jennifer Lopez from the same exact source! Is V holding a huge stash of pictures of celebrities with their saucy bits hanging out? Is there any way we can get a job at V Mag and become the official organizers/curators/horders of such material? It’s our true calling.

Maybe no one ever instructed you on how to give cunnilingus, maybe you’ve never found yourself checking your phone during a threesome, but even if you’ve been Lord of the Hump from the minute you turned eighteen, you’ll find something to relate to in “My Awkward Sexual Adventure.” At least, we certainly did.

As we discussed when ogling Alaina Fox’s fine ass, Igor got to shoot some babes for Hustler the last time he was in Vegas, and when two of the three were busy, the remainder did a mini photoshoot for Driven By Boredom. Now let’s take a look at what Sovereign Syre did in the bathroom while Alaina and Ela Darling were filling out paperwork! (Spoiler alert: she got all naked and sexy and whatnot.)

It’s the French Riviera in the summer of 1915, and Jean Renoir–son of the Impressionist painter, Pierre-Auguste–is home to convalesce after being wounded in the war. Fortunately, he has a lovely young woman at his side, Andree (Christa Theret), to help him recover, and she is more than willing to pose fully nude for the elder Renoir’s paintings.

Jamie Furlong, Via O What a Q

We don’t know what kind of relationship Dora Yoder has with photographer Darren Ankenmann, but we do know that they make some beautiful photos together. The last time we saw Dora, she was taking a lazy day for herself, and now she’s, well, still being sort of lazy, but in a totally fresh and exciting way!

Actually, it looks a bit like Ashley Roberts (formerly a member of the Pussycat Dolls) isn’t wearing any panties at all. The reason we didn’t include that in the title is because we have our doubts; it also looks like her arm is a horrible mass of pointed flesh and bone used to spear fish from the water. We can’t be too sure about what’s going on.

That Noelle DuBois is really something special. After years of research, struggling to get funding, and countless hours of lab work, she’s finally figured out the perfect way to ride cowgirl (and even reverse cowgirl, with that fine ass of hers pointed out way) without any help from the guy she’s fucking. He’s totally useless! Congratulations, Noelle.

Why are we on such a showering kick today? Well, it’s been pretty rainy in New York lately, and we’re feeling the call of spring, so it seems right that we gravitate towards nudity that involves getting clean, freshening up, and figuring out how to move forward in the world. We feel as if we’re trying to take a shower in the freezing air of the Caucasus Mountains: all shivery and nipple-y.

Have you considered putting some pubes in your life? We know it’s a personal question, and everybody has had to do that thing where you stop giving oral to try and sexily remove a hair from your throat, but bushes can be beautiful! And whether your lover keeps it well-manicured or wild, it’s a lot of fun to dig in a lush garden.

Chrissy wore a beautiful yellow dress to the Vera Wang show yesterday, but she didn’t bother to wear any panties, and thus we can see her pubes peeking out from between her legs. Either that, or someone has started making black lace panties that look exactly like curly pubic hair. Frankly, we think that’s a brilliant idea.

We remember the days when having sex with a gladiator was a big deal, and though Lucy Lawless did it every chance she got, she had a whole system to keep it hush-hush. Now, look at Ellen Hollman: she gets naked in a second, jumps up in those dirty arms, and just like that, she’s let him into her arena. Some people!

We don’t know how Kim Fowley (legendary producer of The Runaways) and Chelsea Schuchman (up and coming model) started hanging out or why, but if these pictures are anything to trust, they were sent back in time to fight all the greatest villains of the 1990s and they returned carrying all the detritus of the decade on them. We’re pretty sure that’s how all this topless chillage happened.

Who knew that when the delightful Tara Lynn Fox partially emerges from a soapy bath that she has a hairy vagina? Well, if the title is “Hairy in America,” we at least aren’t surprised.

Remember Jeanette Hain, the striking German goddess from “The Reader” and “The Young Victoria”? Well, she’s kicking off a new season of the long-running German crime drama “Tatort” by going full frontal and making a nice middle-aged man too horny to talk. Now that’s how you handle a season premiere!

Isn’t this a treat? Anne Hathaway was getting out of her ride at the “Les Miserables” premiere, and as usually happens when a celebrity exits a vehicle, her skirt rode up. Who would’ve thought that she’d go pantyless when wearing a dress that doesn’t show panty lines? Oh, Anne, you’re such a silly. Also, we love your shoes to death.