Jo Newman–whose boobs you probably remember from when they were sunbathing next to Laura Prepon’s–is in jail, and she doesn’t like it one bit. She survived an attempt on her life, and even though she killed her assailant in self-defense, her sentence has been extended by years. What’s she going to do? Step one: enjoy a conjugal visit from her man. Step two: screw a guard, take his gun, and bounce.

If she could only harness her sexual energy, she could tear right through the concrete walls of the penitentiary. As it stands, her sexual energy is being used by and with Otto Bauer. We’re sure the harnessing will come at a later time, once they’ve both sufficiently orgasmed. Until then,

When the warden is away, Kayden and company will play with all the inmates they can get their hands on. Feel free to make up your own joke about “doing hard time” with these girls. The Warden’s Daughter Studio: Adam & Eve Director: Otto Bauer Cast: Kayden Kross, Alexis Texas,

Women’s prisons have long been fertile ground for erotic films—so “River Rock Women’s Prison” isn’t exactly breaking new ground with its subject matter. It is, however, breaking new ground with the quality of its film—this thing looks amazing. Between the star (and crush object!) studded cast, and what appears to

Exactly like Terrence Stamp reprising his role from “Poor Cow” 32 years later in “The Limey,” ex-con Ashley Blue reinhabits her character from 2003′s “Bitches Behind Bars” in “Escape from Women’s Prison.” (Scientists have proven that five years in porn is like three decades in the outside world – just

We know. “We’re evolved enough as porn consumers to not expect a literal interpretation of the title on the boxcover, hence why these harlots are outside and not actually in detention,” you might say. But that wasn’t the point we were going to make. Instead, dazzle us like last week’s

We read somewhere that our country is sending more women to prison than ever before and from what we learned from watching porn movies (which is how we learn everything) this isn’t much of a punishment. From the moment women enter a correctional institution, they’re welcomed with open arms by

Our first objective when watching this ripped-from-the-headlines movie (shot on June 28 during that heady Everyone Is Going To Jail period this summer) was to make sure that producer Venom Digital hadn’t slapped a pair of sunglasses on Sindee Jennings, told her that she was no longer shooting “Dirtsquirt Gapeshakes”

The whole opportunistic celebrity-based porn parody shame spiral continues this week with Venom Digital’s anouncement that they will release “Paris & Nicole Go to Jail” next month … in HD, no less! No word on a street date or anything by way of a preview aside from a press quote

· Gisele Bundchen thinks it’s ridiculous that the Catholic Church bans sex before marriage. “Show me someone who’s a virgin,” she says. Why? What will you do to him if we do? (newswatch50.com) · Now that Paris Hilton is out of jail, let us look at this photoset starring lookalike