While some porno titles are clearly the products of divine inspiration (“Cum Fart Tsunami,” anyone?), others rely on more mundane sources of inspiration. giving us “The Eliot Splitz-her Story” and any number of “Sex and the City” clones. In a tip of the hat to the latter mode of pornspiration,

Max Hardcore and Ange Venus are, as you well know, America’s Sweethearts … and a reason to love again after the tragic events of November 1963. Don’t they deserve a better title for their movie than the one the Warren Commission gave them? Sure they do. And since this is

It is so important that you accept the inevitability of the real title of this movie that it almost seems wrong to suggest another one. Still, we were so impressed with Darkewne’s Dada-meets-outsourced-call-center naming skillz from last time (with a near- Jezebel-load of reader interaction, we might add) that we

You might think that naming porn movies is a simple enough affair, but take a moment to consider all the care, finesse, and economy of restraint that went into the title of this latest release from Black Market: just five words manage to convey the video’s potential appeal to the

Despite your promises in the dark, providing alternative titles to porn films is a real tough cookie (with a long history). So we’ll make this (love is a) battlefield easier to navigate: Hold both 80′s pop queen Pat Benatar and the most likely title for this movie in your head

While there is no better title than “Malabimba – The Malicious Whore”, we were nevertheless delighted to receive “Cum Scene Investigations”, starring the always-intriguing Gen Padova, because we expected it to pay lip service (no pun intended), at the very least, to the similar-sounding drama starring The Sinise. Well it

We’ll let you decide what your own definition of “Anal Hell” is, but in the meantime we don’t have a problem with that comma in “Look, I’m Hairy 6″. Attention to grammar in porn titles is unusual enough to always make us grateful, no matter how misguided it may be.

This weekend saw the delivery of the latest installment of one of our favorite “X My Y”-titled porn series to the Fleshbot compound, even if its title presents something of a conundrum: judging from all those yawning orifices on the box cover, one isn’t so much invited to skirt around

There are those who say that the adoration of fantastically huge breasts indicates a lack of psychosexual development, a Freudian oral fixation, or the shameful need to feel smothered. Then there are others who say, “There goes Science again, telling me how to love.” All we need from you, Dear

We could probably tell you more about director Ken Master’s debut effort for Platinum Blue productions, but honestly—with a title like “OMG, I Fucked A Tranny!”, what else do you need to know? (avn.com; more @ platinumblueproductions.com)

Not merely content to be a multiple award-winning porn superstar and the subject of SexZ Picture’s first “million dollar contract”, the indefatigable Hillary Scott enters the world of reality show-style philanthropy and personal empowerment this week with the release of her first directorial effort “Extreme Asshole Makeover”, in which six

Sure, the adult business is full of alliteration (Jenna Jameson, Jesse Jane, Hannah Harper) and even assonance (Layla Jade, Jayden James). But in Hustler’s “MILF Filth” we encounter consonance in the repetition of consonant sounds in places not restricted to the front of the word. I think I just came

Don’t get us wrong (or do get us wrong, we mean; we’re not your father), but it seemed logical that this movie would be about white guys who couldn’t believe their luck that a black girl had arrived in the neighborhood. The movie, it turns out, is an all-black film,

Meeting Jayden James (the porn star, not the Federline-Spears offspring of the same name) in person is just a little more delightful than seeing her picture. But it is important for the porn unaware that an internal eruption is not some kind of condition that requires hospitalization, but instead a

Of the many delights promised by VCA’s new four-hour compilation “Junior College Cock Crammin’” (i.e., the participants were culled from several different movies, none of which necessarily had a college theme) are Hillary Scott, the patriotic Jennifer Steele, and Nicki Hunter. The random star on the box cover indicates that,

Like you, I always think “trannies” and then “ducts” when someone mentions Brazil. Hustler nicely upends our sensibilities by releasing “Big Brazilian Boobs”, a tender and moving tribute to South America’s largest country and the only nation on that continent to receive independence without first being involved in a violent

Private’s “I Want to Fuck You in the Kitchen” (also a runner up for Prepositional Porn Phrase of the Week) first had us wondering if “Kitchen” were some trendy and sophisticated Euromoniker for vagina, in the same way we have “cooter”. Turns out that these folks actually mean “kitchen” and

This movie expertly answers the question: “Up which black ass?” We are fans of Elegant Angel because the value it adds to its porn titles is real, rather than, say, a dubiously defined commitment to High Definition. Take the case of “Up That Black Ass”, won’t you? The movie, in

You might think, as I did, that assholes should be awakened rather than bored, but such are the compromises we make in loving relationships like the ones depicted here. John Strong directs a movie agape with Fleshbot favorites (including Bree Olsen and Dana DeArmond), as well as caterwauling brunettes Rebecca