On the one hand, we’re excited for Camille and all that this mainstream exposure means for such a daring and awesome independent pornographer. On the other hand, we’re excited for Playboy readers and the fellatio-loving population of the world, because those who don’t know Camille Crimson are sure to have their lives (and their loins) changed by this woman. The future is bright and blowjobby!

Stoya on the rooftop! Kimberly Kane trying on tights! Veruca James flashing her pussy by the slot machines! Yes, these are the pictures that didn’t make it into the special AVN issue of Hustler, and we’re just fine with that. If Hustler doesn’t want ‘em, we’ll take ‘em, we’ll drool over ‘em–and not because we miss Las Vegas (although the place definitely has its perks).

Despite being around for a few years, Jenna J. Ross doesn’t have that many movies under her belt, but she makes such a strong impression in every scene that she’s quickly become one of porn’s favorite starlets. On our part, we haven’t been in love with a diastema like this since we first fell for Belladonna!

You may remember Melissa Makeup from that time she gave us some beauty tips, or–more likely–from that viral gallery showing pornstars before and after being made up. If you’re like us, you wanted to know a little more about the artist, her methods and her madness, so here’s a short documentary about Melissa Makeup!

People assume that fingering is just a rest stop on the road to something more serious and oral, but that’s not fair to your phalanges. Anyone who’s ever felt the come-hither curve of Asa Akira or Katsuni’s fingers knows the truth. Admittedly, we don’t actually know what their touches feel like, but we’re pretty good at reading body language, and you better believe we’re poring over this text.

Damn, homies, when’s the last time you watched some good cheerleader porn? When’s the last time you saw Sindee Jennings drench a man’s face and hands with her fountain of a fanny (in the British sense)? We’re betting it’s been a while since you’ve appreciated either of those pleasures, so we got them both right here, all wrapped up in a handy bit of 69ing. It’s the pill-shaped sex capsule of your dreams.

Remember yesterday when we were talking about having a lady read hot erotica to you? Guess who upped the ante? Woodrocket did! They got one of our favorite pornstars, Aiden Starr, to read from “Five Stages of Grief” with her boobs out. Her voice is arousing without the visuals, but damn, the visuals are exquisite.

Can you believe it? One day she’s an up-and-coming model, then she’s a pornstar, then she’s March’s jGrrl, and now she’s written and directed her own all-pussy porno for Filly Films. How does she have the energy? Sovereign Syre, you make us feel so lazy. Also, horny–unabashedly so.

Is now the best time to look at Allie Haze’s filmography and pick our five favorite scenes? Will there ever be a “best time”? Should we have waited until after we saw her “Emmanuelle” debut? These are the anxieties that plague us; actually, these were the anxieties that did plague us, until we looked at Allie’s tight ass and drifted off into chillness.

We were in the mood for some cute li’l lesbians this morning (well, when is anyone not), but then we found this. Which turns out to be the trailer for a six-and-a-half hour devil’s romp with the best and nastiest pornstresses in the world. Extreme? Yes. Extremely-fucking-hot? Also yes. So get out your clothespins, facemasks, spanking hands, and filthy mouths because we’re going in.

The sight of Tom Byron worshipping at the altar of Julie Cash’s ass made us mighty jealous, and we decided we have to find a way to do the same. Unfortunately, we’re thousands of miles away from Julie (also we’re not pornstars) so we’ll have to worship from afar. This post is our face and her honor sits upon it!

Male pornstars are a fucking fascinating bunch, aren’t they? And yet we know so little about them! Fortunately, The Grid spent a little time catching up with Toronto-born performer Voodoo, and we learned a lot about the guy: he’s done with Porn Valley, he sells his latest film directly to fans on the street, and he’s going to run for mayor in 2014.

Here’s a girl who’s equally welcome at our Fleshbot Friday burlesque shows as she is in the Vatican: Lea Lexis! She’s a megababe pornstar who’s been heating up screens on either side of the prime meridian since 2007, and today we’re going to dip our pans into her brain river and marvel at all the gold that comes up.