I don't know if Blondie is her real name or if it's a name she picked in honor of one of the greatest bands of all time, but one thing I do know is that topless Blondie is turning me red with excitement. She's making swimming topless look like the greatest thing anyone can do with a pool.
We all learned a couple of years ago from that great scholar, philosopher, and hip hop artist Kelis that her "milk shake" brought all the boys to the yard. While that may have been true, we now know that Jessica Alba's milk shake will most likely bring everyone to the pool.
On a warm summer day, I can’t think of anything better than spending a day at the pool. Get a little sun, go for a swim, maybe even read a good book. Yes, when the sun is high in the sky, that blue water is calling my name. Too bad I won’t be able to answer because I’ll be kind of busy staring at a completely nude Nereyda Bird.
Seeing a nude Kenzie Kersen is a real feast for the eyes and for the soul. She is hands down pretty darn sexy when she doesn't have any clothes on. Sure, the tan lines will make everything just a little bit sexier, but Kenzie Kersen manages to go from regular sexy all the way to nerd sexy in a matter of seconds thanks to a Lucha libre mask and crowbar.
The sensation of leaping into cold water is one of life's best thrills. As kids, we did it for no other reason than wanting to go swimming, no matter the temperature, but as we get older, we do it to feel our skin come alive with goosebumps. To get to feel that sensation without having to get wet, just look at Gracie Carvalho's amazing body.
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When I was younger, whenever I go to a pool, at some point I would attempt to jump on a raft as it was floating in the water. This stunt would usually end with the raft slipping out from under my feet the moment I hit and me ending up in the water. It was all fun and games, but now Sofía Vergara has gone and changed it from a game to one hell of a sexy moment.
It's been well documented that Amy Schumer is rather good at making us laugh and also being kind of sexy when she does it. Humor is such a turn on for a lot of people (myself included), but it's a whole other ballgame when Amy Schumer just wants to be sexy. I mean, damn, she looks good in a white, low-cut bathing suit, surrounded by water.
Look, I get it, I know, we are all worn out with the remakes and reboots of old movies and television shows. The last thing any of us want to do is spend $20 bucks and two hours on a CHiPs movies, but before we all decide to stay home and watch Netflix, maybe we should consider heading to our local movie theater for some larger than life Kristen Bell cleavage. I have no doubt that is worth many hours of our time.
While I feel the need to point out that Spring Training is in full swing and baseball season is around the corner I find it slightly odd that Justin Verlander would be having a lazy day by the pool instead of with his team. But then again, if Kate Upton was dancing in a pool anywhere close to any of us I'm sure we'd skip work as well.
While there is no questioning whether or not Ariel Winter has a wonderful ass, especially when said ass is rocking a thong bikini and pressed against what appears to be a window inside a pool, the only question is: Where is the windowed pool? I hate to sound like the old guy who's never seen an iPad before, but I've never seen anything this before.
Jessa Rhodes and Carter Cruise get wet and wild as they suck and fuck Manuel Ferrara.
You what it's like when you discover a television show that's really awesome or new bad or new restaurant and it completely takes over your life? The awesomeness of this thing fills you with such joy and you can't understand how you ever existed without it? Yeah, that feeling. That's kind of how I'm feeling about Barbara Palvin right now, she's kind of my new favorite everything.
Nina gets it right!
Having never seen or heard of Ashton Flutey before this moment, I have to say that from now on each time I hear the named Ashton Flutey my mind will be filled with these awesome topless photos and my ears will be filled with song. I guess you could say that Ashton Flutey's breasts are music to our ears.
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