When I was younger, whenever I go to a pool, at some point I would attempt to jump on a raft as it was floating in the water. This stunt would usually end with the raft slipping out from under my feet the moment I hit and me ending up in the water. It was all fun and games, but now Sofía Vergara has gone and changed it from a game to one hell of a sexy moment.
It's been well documented that Amy Schumer is rather good at making us laugh and also being kind of sexy when she does it. Humor is such a turn on for a lot of people (myself included), but it's a whole other ballgame when Amy Schumer just wants to be sexy. I mean, damn, she looks good in a white, low-cut bathing suit, surrounded by water.
Look, I get it, I know, we are all worn out with the remakes and reboots of old movies and television shows. The last thing any of us want to do is spend $20 bucks and two hours on a CHiPs movies, but before we all decide to stay home and watch Netflix, maybe we should consider heading to our local movie theater for some larger than life Kristen Bell cleavage. I have no doubt that is worth many hours of our time.
While I feel the need to point out that Spring Training is in full swing and baseball season is around the corner I find it slightly odd that Justin Verlander would be having a lazy day by the pool instead of with his team. But then again, if Kate Upton was dancing in a pool anywhere close to any of us I'm sure we'd skip work as well.
While there is no questioning whether or not Ariel Winter has a wonderful ass, especially when said ass is rocking a thong bikini and pressed against what appears to be a window inside a pool, the only question is: Where is the windowed pool? I hate to sound like the old guy who's never seen an iPad before, but I've never seen anything this before.
Jessa Rhodes and Carter Cruise get wet and wild as they suck and fuck Manuel Ferrara.
You what it's like when you discover a television show that's really awesome or new bad or new restaurant and it completely takes over your life? The awesomeness of this thing fills you with such joy and you can't understand how you ever existed without it? Yeah, that feeling. That's kind of how I'm feeling about Barbara Palvin right now, she's kind of my new favorite everything.
Nina gets it right!
Having never seen or heard of Ashton Flutey before this moment, I have to say that from now on each time I hear the named Ashton Flutey my mind will be filled with these awesome topless photos and my ears will be filled with song. I guess you could say that Ashton Flutey's breasts are music to our ears.
There was a time when I really loved the band 311. I honestly and truly thought that fast rock and hip-hop rap combo was the wave of the future and that was always going to be the kind of music I listened too. Well, as I look back through my CD collection now, I'm really just embarrassed more than anything else. It's hard to believe there was time I loved that music. What's even harder to believe there was a time when we all weren't in love with Olivia Wilde.
We spend a lot of time talking about the difficult tasks actors must face when they have to pretend to have sex on camera, but I don't think many of us ever stop to think about the person behind the camera - the director. Sure, it must be strange to fake the most inmate act two people can do together, but how strange it must be to be the one telling the actors how to pretend to have sex. Well, the good people at Vulture decided to ask a couple famous directors about their famous sex scenes.
Having goals is an important part of life. Goals help keep us focused, help keep us motivated, and most importantly, goals give us a sense that life has meaning and purpose. Whether you have a goal to go to the gym more or maybe read more books, we must have something in mind that we want to achieve. As for me, I have a new goal, and that is to find a shower big enough for an inflatable kiddie pool and have myself a Shelley-Henning-level good time.
Abella is who Brandi secretly desires!
Look, I could totally come up with something clever or catchy or witty about this Instagram post of Jessica Lowndes coming up from underwater with her blue bikini, but I think it’s best to let the picture speak for itself.
I so want to stay mad at Playboy, but then I see these sexy pictures of Miss November Ashley Smith and I have a hard time staying angry.
Featured by Category
Friends of Fleshbot