There are few things we don't like to think about when we're jerking off - religion (unless nun roleplay is your thing), your taxes (unless accountant role play is your thing), and politics.
With the inauguration of our 45th president only days away, we thought we might dip our toe in the political world. Not to take sides or to pick a candidate, but to instead take a look back at all the hot celebrities that have at one time or another played a president or a senator, both real and fake. And what's a better way to say Hoo-Ray U-S-A then with a good, old-fashioned, All-American Top Ten List!
Ela is always first in our election!
Lemme tell you something, this is the most terrific sex you'll ever see, guaranteed!
Mary has her finger on the pulse of our government...
All of Australia is in shock today as news has come down that the Sex Party has been officially stripped of its standing as an official political party. The Australian Elections Committee made the decision after reviewing the party's membership and determining that it didn't have enough members.
I know that in the years to come, voting for someone with a naked picture of themselves on the Internet won’t be that big of deal. For now, any kind of rumor of sexual indiscretions, nude photos, or even a suggestive tweet can ruin your political aspirations. Unless you are in Norway. Lise Marie Sommerstad, who is running for a position on the Vestfold county council, has some pretty public and pretty awesome nude photos on the web.
Puns are all the rage these days, and now they're finding their way into political attack ads. The presumably Amish Kevin Yoder is a Republican congressman from Kansas, and he made headlines for going skinny dipping in the Sea of Galilee, because What Would Jesus Do, I guess. Well, his Democratic opponent wants to remind you that this is just the latest in a series of boneheaded decisions from Yoder, and what better way to convey that message than with the use of puns?
With election time looming, incumbents across this great land of ours are rolling up their sleeves and getting down to the dirty work of making it look like they actually do something. Kansas Governor Sam Brownback is facing the toughest re-election campaign of his career, so he's doing what any man staring down the barrel of a gun would do, selling sex toys to raise money for the State.
Meet Michael Nirenberg, director of the new documentary, Back Issues: The Hustler Magazine Story.
Louisiana just upheld its laws against oral and anal sex But they've got no laws against necrophilia. See what kind of company they keep.
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Did that black dude know he was launching a load for liberty across Kitty's kisser? And most importantly: can't we all just get it on?
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