Abbey Lee Kershaw went to the punk-themed Met Gala on Monday with a mission. While browsing and shmoozing and casually boozing, she lifted up her dress and revealed the words GUN CONTROL written across her stomach–along with some underboob and her pretty panties. Never has a celebrity announced his or her stance on a hot issue in such a brilliant way.

Male pornstars are a fucking fascinating bunch, aren’t they? And yet we know so little about them! Fortunately, The Grid spent a little time catching up with Toronto-born performer Voodoo, and we learned a lot about the guy: he’s done with Porn Valley, he sells his latest film directly to fans on the street, and he’s going to run for mayor in 2014.

If you’ve been paying attention to LA County politics, you may have heard mention of a little ballot initiative known as Measure B, a proposal to require condoms and other safer sex methods in adult film in LA County (as well as require the government to rigorously enforce this policy, at the taxpayers’ expense). Well, despite the best efforts of Porn Valley’s hardworking lobbyists, this measure passed last night–which, to put it bluntly, means that the hardworking men and women of the LA porn community got seriously fucked. And not in the fun way.

We know you’re passionate about voting and you’ve probably thought a lot about the candidates, their platforms, what they said during the debates, and all that important stuff, but we beg you not make any finals decisions until you’ve seen the way your potential future presidents pound Joanna Angel’s ass and pussy. We just want you to be responsible.

Bye Bye, Miss American Pie is Mike Edison’s outrageous tale of an attractive female senator running for president who, much to her opponent’s delight, gets caught en flagrante with her illegal–but totally hot!–immigrant pool boy. She’s forced to go on television to apologize to the nation, but she has other ideas, and when she tells a stunned America, “I got mine, now get yours! You know you want it!” she inadvertently kindles a new American sexual revolution and launches the wildest campaign in history.

The first way that I ever described the kind of porn I was making and buying for No Fauxxx back in 2002 was “Subversive Smut Made By Ladies, Artists, and Queers.” I still use this motto to this day to describe what I think “queer porn” REALLY is. And in many ways, I am very protective of this term.

Over the past day or so, we’ve been hearing a lot about this whole “With Mitt” app. First there was, you know, the fact that it existed; then the fact that the team behind it had misspelled the word “America;” and ultimately a series of funny pictures overlaid with the various “With Mitt” filters. But you know what we haven’t seen (yet)? A bunch of naked pictures taken with the “With Mitt” app. Obviously, this is something we must make happen.

Maybe it’s just because it’s Monday and we’re a little slow, but we’re having some trouble figuring out this Sasha Grey PSA for Equal Pay Day. It’s cool that she’s throwing her celebrity behind a cause as noble as getting equal pay for women (because, honestly, it’s stupid that this is still an issue), but what is this video communicating? Also, there are people having sex in the background.

When Mubarak’s regime fell, religious groups began exercising greater cultural control in Egypt, and Western clothing is being slowly replaced with more “modest attire.” But blogger and media arts student Aliaa Magda Elmahdy isn’t about to have anybody dictate what she does with her body, and she’s saying so with

And we imagine, since DSK is a creep, that he’s doing the same for them. Innuendo aside, our favorite topless radical group recently rolled up on Paris, dressed up as maids, and held a demonstation in front of Strauss-Kahn’s door. In addition to the normal round of sign and boob

If you’ve been following the news, you’ll know that scores of protestors have vowed to occupy Wall Street indefinitely. If you haven’t been following the news, check it out, there are topless chicks hanging out on Wall Street! Yesterday morning, topless gals (possibly these topless gals, possibly others) were standing

Indian social activist Anna Hazare is on an indefinite fast to urge his government to enact a strict anti-corruption bill. Actress Yogita Dandekar wanted to support Hazare’s efforts, so she painted her naked torso. Go politics! In terms of activist power, this stunt falls somewhere between FEMEN’s work and Larissa

The TSA recently mentioned that you’re allowed to bring sex toys in your carry-on luggage. Even though the higher-ups say it’s ok to bring “whips, chains, leashes, restraints and manacles,” the agents on the ground might not get the message. Let’s plan for some awkwardness, shall we? Unless you’re looking

Combining cable news and hardcore pornography? That right there is what you’d call a mixed menace. Unfortunately, “This Ain’t Fox News XXX” is less than the sum of its parts, and we end up with weak porn about surprisingly un-evil personalities. This Ain’t Fox News XXX Studio: Hustler Director: Stuart

The California Occupational Safety and Health Administration (Cal/OSHA) is having a meeting today to discuss implementing a bunch of regulations for Porn Valley. Many adult entertainment professionals think this spells death for the industry, but we know that porn can survive anything! So here’s a very unsexy look at the

Lee Roy Myers and Ronald Raygun are showing us things the Secret Service has been desperately trying to cover up. Still, no one is surprised that the presidents were all perverts. Like Kissinger always said, “Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.” Thanks to Gram, we’ve known this movie was coming eventually,

These Amsterdammers seem to be drawing a page from the FEMEN handbook with this subterranean attention-grabbing stunt. Our favorite part is that it all starts with one woman’s sassy decision to take off her clothing. Inspirational! Perhaps we detect a merkin or two in the crowd, but it’s no big

Though we’re quite used to seeing politicians acting like total boobs, we’re less accustomed to seeing them put their boobs on display. But thanks to Spanish candidate Sole Sánchez Mohamed, there really is a first time for everything (“everything” referring to campaign posters with boob groping in them). Sadly, much

Recent studies show that immediately after elections, the constituents of the winning party dramatically increase smut consumption. Republicans, Democrats: no matter what happens tonight, we totally have the smut you need. Here’s another interesting little statistic: when Democrats swept the nation in 2008, Fleshbot’s traffic numbers went way down. Apparently

Throughout history, powerful men have found recourse in blowsy, accessible, and discreet women who can help these men forget their weighty cares, at least until the post-sex wiping. “Here Cums the President” imagines several of these pairings, including Marilyn Monroe. With Diamond Foxx as a curvy, breathy Marilyn Monroe servicing