When the seasons change, it always brings something that each of us loves. Some of us love the warmer days, others love the flowers blooming, and some still just love the fact it's not so freaking cold anymore. But I love this time of year because it's bikini dance season. Ahhhh, bikini dance season, when all of the hottest celebrities put their favorite two-piece, head for the ocean or pool, and post a sexy video of them dancing.
I'm not even going to try to pronounce Lara Olutunmogun. Not the Lara part, I think we know to say that, but Olutunmogun part. I honestly don't even know where to begin with that last name and I feel like it would be poor taste to get the last name wrong for someone has beautiful as her. Seriously, no matter how you say Olutunmogun, Lara Olutunmogun is out of this world hot.
I can't remember a time when Brooke Shields wasn't an absolute knockout in a bikini. In fact, there was a time when I don't think there was anyone finer in a bikini than Brooke Shields. That was true in the past, and you know what? It's still true today. Brooke Shields looks pretty damn awesome in a bikini.
Being someone who never ventured off to warm, sunny, and bikini-filled climates during spring break, I never experienced the craziness of it all. But I have closed my eyes and dreamed of what it must have been like and apparently it's the same thing Alessandra Ambrosio thinks about when she closes her eyes. Yeah, in my head spring break is nothing more than Alessandra Ambrosio in a red bikini.
Look, I get it, I know, we are all worn out with the remakes and reboots of old movies and television shows. The last thing any of us want to do is spend $20 bucks and two hours on a CHiPs movies, but before we all decide to stay home and watch Netflix, maybe we should consider heading to our local movie theater for some larger than life Kristen Bell cleavage. I have no doubt that is worth many hours of our time.
When it comes to Iggy Azalea our minds all drift to the same thought, her magnificent ass. Rightly so, she has one of the finest rear ends around, but that doesn't mean we should only pay attention to her lower half. In fact, we should probably all be paying a little more attention to her pretty sweet under boob she's rocking.
I have no idea what in the world this photo shoot is for that features Camila Mendes in a red see-through top, and honestly, I don't much care. The only thing I truly care about at this moment is getting more Camila Mendes in all of our lives. Red see-through top, white see-through top, black see-through top on the floor beside her naked breasts, whatever she wants to do, it is fine with all of us.
Having never gotten into the whole Downton Abbey scene (even being yelled for mistakingly calling it Downtown Abbey) I really never got my fill of Michelle Dockery. For this, I am ashamed. Michelle Dockery is quite sexy and I know that having a little more of her in my life would make it that much more to live. Thank goodness this is a mistake that can be remedied.
We all show joy, happiness, and all other feelings of goodness in different ways. Yet, if someone asked to put our arms in the air like we don't particularly care, we'd do it. So, I ask that all of you please raise your arms to the sky in celebration of Lindsay Marie Felton's awesome underboob. I mean, Lindsay Marie Felton has her hands in the air for her underboobs, so should you!
Styles in fashion will come and go, ebb and flow. One day giant shoulder pads are in and the next day they are not. And not being a person who pays much attention to fashion trends, I never know what is in and what is out. I only know the trends that are timeless, like jeans, T-shirts, and not wearing a bra. So, to me, Sophie Turner is just going with a classic look that never goes out of style.
Honestly, I can't think of the last good Western that hit theaters. One could argue that it's because the western genre really isn't that popular anymore, or maybe it's because all the stories that can be told through a western have been told, but really, I think the main issue with the lack of westerns is the fact none of them include an incredibly sexy Nicole Kidman. I mean, she is the reason we still have cowboy boots.
When one makes the commitment of getting in shape, going to the gym is important, but diet is more important. Eating healthy is key to getting in shape, but that doesn't mean all goodies should be avoided. Having a cheat day is a great way to keep you on track, but if you are worried that if you eat junk you won't work out, just be like Chrissy Teigen and combine the two.
Even if you haven’t seen the Tom Cruise/Rebecca De Mornay 1983 classic Risky Business, you know about the sliding across the floor in your socks in a white button down shirt and undies while pretending to sing “Old Time Rock ‘n’ Roll” by Bob Seger bit. It’s been done in a million different ways and frankly, it’s getting kind of old. But then Elsa Hosk goes and does it and it seems so new and so fresh.
Being named Person of the Year, no matter who is giving the award, is such a great honor. I wonder if the person receiving such an award has any fears they may not be able to top that year, though. For instance, Iggy Azalea was just presented with the 2016 Woman of the Year award from GQ Australia, and if she is worried she won’t be able to top this year, one thing she could do is go topless. No doubt that would put her in the running for Woman of the Year in 2017.
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