Being someone who never ventured off to warm, sunny, and bikini-filled climates during spring break, I never experienced the craziness of it all. But I have closed my eyes and dreamed of what it must have been like and apparently it's the same thing Alessandra Ambrosio thinks about when she closes her eyes. Yeah, in my head spring break is nothing more than Alessandra Ambrosio in a red bikini.
Look, I get it, I know, we are all worn out with the remakes and reboots of old movies and television shows. The last thing any of us want to do is spend $20 bucks and two hours on a CHiPs movies, but before we all decide to stay home and watch Netflix, maybe we should consider heading to our local movie theater for some larger than life Kristen Bell cleavage. I have no doubt that is worth many hours of our time.
When it comes to Iggy Azalea our minds all drift to the same thought, her magnificent ass. Rightly so, she has one of the finest rear ends around, but that doesn't mean we should only pay attention to her lower half. In fact, we should probably all be paying a little more attention to her pretty sweet under boob she's rocking.
I have no idea what in the world this photo shoot is for that features Camila Mendes in a red see-through top, and honestly, I don't much care. The only thing I truly care about at this moment is getting more Camila Mendes in all of our lives. Red see-through top, white see-through top, black see-through top on the floor beside her naked breasts, whatever she wants to do, it is fine with all of us.
Having never gotten into the whole Downton Abbey scene (even being yelled for mistakingly calling it Downtown Abbey) I really never got my fill of Michelle Dockery. For this, I am ashamed. Michelle Dockery is quite sexy and I know that having a little more of her in my life would make it that much more to live. Thank goodness this is a mistake that can be remedied.
We all show joy, happiness, and all other feelings of goodness in different ways. Yet, if someone asked to put our arms in the air like we don't particularly care, we'd do it. So, I ask that all of you please raise your arms to the sky in celebration of Lindsay Marie Felton's awesome underboob. I mean, Lindsay Marie Felton has her hands in the air for her underboobs, so should you!
Styles in fashion will come and go, ebb and flow. One day giant shoulder pads are in and the next day they are not. And not being a person who pays much attention to fashion trends, I never know what is in and what is out. I only know the trends that are timeless, like jeans, T-shirts, and not wearing a bra. So, to me, Sophie Turner is just going with a classic look that never goes out of style.
Honestly, I can't think of the last good Western that hit theaters. One could argue that it's because the western genre really isn't that popular anymore, or maybe it's because all the stories that can be told through a western have been told, but really, I think the main issue with the lack of westerns is the fact none of them include an incredibly sexy Nicole Kidman. I mean, she is the reason we still have cowboy boots.
When one makes the commitment of getting in shape, going to the gym is important, but diet is more important. Eating healthy is key to getting in shape, but that doesn't mean all goodies should be avoided. Having a cheat day is a great way to keep you on track, but if you are worried that if you eat junk you won't work out, just be like Chrissy Teigen and combine the two.
Even if you haven’t seen the Tom Cruise/Rebecca De Mornay 1983 classic Risky Business, you know about the sliding across the floor in your socks in a white button down shirt and undies while pretending to sing “Old Time Rock ‘n’ Roll” by Bob Seger bit. It’s been done in a million different ways and frankly, it’s getting kind of old. But then Elsa Hosk goes and does it and it seems so new and so fresh.
Being named Person of the Year, no matter who is giving the award, is such a great honor. I wonder if the person receiving such an award has any fears they may not be able to top that year, though. For instance, Iggy Azalea was just presented with the 2016 Woman of the Year award from GQ Australia, and if she is worried she won’t be able to top this year, one thing she could do is go topless. No doubt that would put her in the running for Woman of the Year in 2017.
It might be a bit surprising to you that the name Vanessa was actually invented by the famous writer Jonathan Swift in 1713.
One trend that I am beginning to grow a little tired of this the whole post-credit scene that just about every single movie has. More recently some franchises have even started having two post-credit scenes. Look, I’d rather not hang out in the theater while someone is trying to clean up all the spilled popcorn. And besides, the scenes really aren’t that great. The only post-credit anyone wants to see if Tove Lo pleasuring herself.
When October rolls around, all our attention goes towards the end of the month. We think about the all monsters and goblins and ghouls that will soon be running around. And candy, fun-sized candy that we always eat to many of in one sitting. But October is more than just Halloween, it's a month filled with the births of some of the hottest celebrities. So, let's give ourselves a little treat and count down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrities Born in October.
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