On the one hand, we’re excited for Camille and all that this mainstream exposure means for such a daring and awesome independent pornographer. On the other hand, we’re excited for Playboy readers and the fellatio-loving population of the world, because those who don’t know Camille Crimson are sure to have their lives (and their loins) changed by this woman. The future is bright and blowjobby!

Could it be? Could the world finally be coming around to the fact that thick bodies are fucking sexy? If Playboy’s spread of Carlotta Champagne is any indication, then we are in for a lot more naked pictures of women who looks like they’ve got something to grab onto. We’ve

Last November, we got word that actress Sherlyn Chopra would be the first Indian woman to ever grace the cover of Playboy, and we’ve been waiting to see the results ever since. Rumor has it the cover will soon be released internationally, but since we can’t wait any longer to satisfy our Chopra craving, we’re going to spend some time learning about (and ogling) this hot Hyderabadi.

We’re not sure what fancy lighting tricks make this Playboy shoot look like those classic Playboy vintage issues you find at garage sales or in your Mom’s underwear drawer. What matters is that Carly Lauren is incredibly fucking fine and she could have some harsh flood lights on her and we would still want to peel that sweater off and cover her in whipped cream and lick her all over.

As you know, we love posting pictures of Fashion spreads of lingerie. But we feel that more Fashion mags could take a cue from Playboy and include MORE PUSSY in their photo galleries. Pussy just goes with lingerie like white on rice, you know. No point in being coy once the jeans are off? Right? We know you agree. Perhaps we need to write our Senator… how does one enact this kind of social change? Discuss, Fleshbot readers. Because if anyone can change the world, it’s you horny fuckers.

Often, after hearing that a certain celebrity will appear in the pages of Playboy, we discover that said celeb has gone the “tasteful” semi-nude route and covered up all naughty bits. Paz de la Huerta, however, did not go that route. The legendary Mario Sorrenti snapped a ton of pics of fully naked Paz by the beach, and them photos are gorgeous.

Anyway we fucking love Leanna Decker’s style in this video. Latex top, leather pencil skirt, leopard print girdle panties. Yes please! Even though we suspect she cannot actually play the guitar. Although maybe she can wail, actually, and they told her to hold back. Or maybe also that is a really fake guitar that’s actually an issue of Playboy. Any way you slice it, Leanna Decker can strut around naked in our apartment to AC/DC (or AC/DC rip-offs) any time she likes!

Then again, we’re not so sure this was an accident. When you dress a woman in a lacy bra with lacy clothing over it, there’s a high chance you’re going to see some nip from her. Plus, as we discussed with Esquire’s recent nipple exposure, there are no accidents when it comes to nipples.

If this is common practice in Venezuela, we may just need to rearrange our next vacation. Until that becomes a remote possibility, however, we’ll just have to party our way through the pages of Playboy with the lovely and naked DJ Agniezka. Now let’s drop some panties! We mean beats.

We know these pictures of actor/fashion designer/singer-songwriter Taryn Manning came out in Playboy a while ago, but we never had a chance to comment on them, and if there are pictures of gorgeous (and famous) women riding white tigers with rainbows erupting from their titties, then we have to comment on it. It’s part of the sacred Fleshbot bylaws.

We know there’s a Women’s Studies Feminist Sexuality in Popular Music thesis in here somewhere. Is this a manifestation of the three witches from Macbeth partying in the USA? Maybe it’s a Little Mama Thing? An empowering tribute to the female gaze? A critique of femme on femme desire? Hot Pants of Many Colors? We can do this all night, folks.

She’s a model, a singer, a reality star, and a Bollywood actress, and now Sherlyn Chopra is adding another title to her sexy CV: Playboy Playmate. Chopra says she’s “proud to be the first Indian to do it. The youth is racing towards liberalisation, and that`s why being unconventional in your choices is no longer a taboo.” Sherlyn, we just want to say that you can make conventional, unconventional, or even convection choices, and we will always think you are so fine.

Actually, that only seems to be the case for non-American reality TV (Joanna Krupa was the exception). But seriously, reality shows from other countries that involve dancing are like gateway drugs for showing up naked in lads’ mags.

Ida Ljungqvist, via Reddit

We know how you folk work: you like to wake up every morning and do a rousing yoga routine. If that doesn’t describe your morning, check out this gallery of Sara Jean Underwood doing the warrior pose completely nude. We’ll bet you’ll be a yogi by the end of the week.

We don’t know exactly how a Playmate is chosen (we assume Playboy locks a bunch of sexy cardinals in a room and has them figure it out), but we know that it’s a sacred position to hold, and as such, we should construct public statues and personal altars to honor them.

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This is Micaela Breque and we have no idea who she is or why she was selected to appear naked in Playboy Argentina’s latest issue, however, these pictures blow Lindsay Lohan’s out of the water and they probably didn’t cost Playboy Argentina one million dollars. Just sayin’. The way we

And it’s…kind of boring? Since we’ve already seen Lindsay-as-Marilyn and Lindsay topless (and, for that matter, Lindsay-as-topless-Marilyn), we’d been hoping for something a little more stunning. What we have, instead, is basically Lindsay Lohan, doing her best Marilyn Monroe, and kinda, sorta, flirting with full frontal nudity. Oh Playboy, we