If National Geographic and Playboy had a baby, this would be the placenta. We mean that in the nicest way. Sabrina Jung seems to play with surreal, contrasting, and often disturbing imagery in her work, but this project plays with our loins and our primal fears. Like, are we allowed to be attracted to these?

Why do we like pornography? The smell? I don’t know. What I do know is that some of the finest pornographers realize that their greatest work is nothing compared to just catching an attractive woman walking around naked. “Alexis Ford: Perfect Ass” is a five-scene pinup film directed by Andre

Though we do enjoy some of the creature comforts of the modern day (the internet, for one), we occasionally find ourselves longing for the joys of days gone by. You know, those days when porn hadn’t flooded the airwaves; when airbrushing photos required the use of an actual airbrush; and

Today in technology we didn’t know we needed: Spin-ups.com, a site that offers pin-up photos…that you can spin. Why? So you can see the front side and the back side. (And the side side too, if you’re so inclined.) (spin-ups.com)

If the success of “Zombieland” is any indication, zombies are starting to displace vampires as the supernatural monster of choice. 2010 could just be the year of the zombie—so kick it off your very own zombie pinup calendar. Celebrating the beauties who love to eat brains, My Zombie Pinup is

We have a sneaking suspicion that this isn’t the first time we’ve seen Mel Ramos‘s candy girl pinups, but we’re still thrilled to have discovered an online archive of his work. Though we must admit, it’s a little strange to feel both turned on and hungry at the same time.

Though there are many parts of the twentieth century that we’d happily say good-bye too, pinup girls aren’t one of them. Some may see the bestockinged beauties as a thing of the past—not us, however. True, we may not live in a time where the merest hint of cleavage is

Just think: Last week on Jacqueline Lorians’ birthday we were moaning about nostalgia and times gone past, and here is Ava Rose, on her birthday, looking like a pinup girl her own self. It’s enough to make a cutting-edge sex news website just stop whining, honestly it is. We hope

Bettie Page, whose beaming blend of wholesome naughtiness for 1950s hobbyist photographers scandalized the Bible Belt but made way for sex-positive media like this site, died Thursday in Los Angeles. She was 85. Page was a secretary who was bored with typing. When a photograoher named Jerry Tibbs spotted the

Looking like a postwar bride from a country I wish existed, Roxy Jezel has an assimilated tryst with Marco Banderas in the stylish “Pinup Perversions.” Is he her husband? We don’t know. Is she committing adultery on the kitchen floor of her suburban home of the future? We don’t care.

Remember all that fun we had two years ago when the World Cup was being contested and the internet turned into one giant soccer porn website? Those were exciting times, weren’t they? But what are we supposed to do for the next two years until the 2010 Cup in South

Following in the footsteps of such illustrious political trailblazers as La Cicciolina and Mary Carey, Italian porn star Milly D’Abbraccio is looking to make a transition from pinup calendars to politics by entering the race for a seat in Rome’s City Hall. Despite the fact that we’re unfamiliar with her

We’ll never cease to be amazed by the things certain masters of the fine art of pinups can create: who knew that with just a few pastels and some colored pencils and charcoal (not to mention about thirty hours of time), you could have your very own giddy big-boobed naked

We all know that porn’s pubic hairstyles have changed over the years — who can forget such classic coifs as the racing stripe and the bacon strip? But unless you have a particular fetish for women in all their unshorn glory, it’s sometimes easy to forget what pinups used to

We can’t say enough good things about the joys of vintage porn — when you spend more than eight hours a day looking at double penetration scenes and freshly rimmed gapes, it can be refreshing to enter a world where an innocent spread crotch shot is considered “Worse than Naked”

A gal who celebrates her double masectomy with a topless pinup shoot? “Cancer Uncensored” magazine Waiting Room spotlights the gorgeously reconstructed hottie Jessica, whose sexy shots are a celebration we can all get behind. (Or in front of, since the view is better from there.) (waitingroommagazine.com; photo by Dave Naz

Do you ever find yourself longing for a simpler time — a time when breasts were real, pubic hair was full, and bras were pointy? Well, hop in your hotrod and head over to Dragstrip Groupies, a fantastic free site full of sexy video clips from the fifties, sixties, and

The glossy, sophisticated elegance of the 2008 Stahlgruber calendar makes us look forward to a whole lot of caviar wishes and champagne dreams in the year ahead … not to mention vintage automobiles, classic firearms, and more lovely naked boobs than we can shake all that caviar and champagne at.

Every now and then we like a good tease as an antidote to all that extreme gaping and dirtpipe milkshake action we’re inevitably assaulted with over the course of a day’s porn surfing—and even if you’re of the opinion that “tease” is just a four letter word (even though it

If your penis could take photos, what would they look like? Probably pretty blurry and oddly framed—the little guy would probably have great difficulty handling the camera [Ed. note: Maybe he could use a tripod?]—but somehow the images shots by photographer Priapus (no relation to the horsecocked fertitily god) don’t