Did you know that Sarah Hyland’s first role was as Howard Stern’s daughter in “Private Parts”? It’s her destiny to get dirtier and dirtier. These pictures – which feature clothes, because Sarah did NOT get the memo about this being a “post-clothes” era in time for this shoot – are just the beginning.
This week in yawn-y upskirts: Chloe Sims’ granny-stylie underthings. In fact we know some GILFs with more exciting underwear. You know you’re in trouble when your fake eyelashes are more interesting than your crotch. Chloe: what is going on here? Only recently you were wearing some slutty red panties, and matching them to your lips. And now you have nude lipstick, and matching pantie. Why don’t you stick nude-colored and just go with straight-up nude as the news (aka no panties!)?
Gaga is bustin’ outta that disco ball and we like it. No disco ball can contain her, obviously. Gaga is such a brilliant media provocateur but she never seems as calculated as the likes of Madonna. In fact sometimes it all just seems thrown together, or more than a little cray-cray.
Yes, Kylie Minogue doesn’t give a fuck that her (absolutely fabulous lacey bejeweled) dress is see-through and that she’s basically walking around in a tiny black onesie. She’s Kylie Minogue and she does what she wants. No dress can contain her awesomeness, to say nothing of her ridiculously hot bod. We should all take a cue from Kylie and strut around looking like precious fancy-ass mermaids. The world would be a better place, filled with bubblegum crooning and excellent choreography.
When we look at this picture, we like to imagine we have just shown up at the pub for a blind date or a craigslist date or something equally tawdry. We’re not sure about the date, but then we find ourselves sitting across the table from this vixen. She’s workin’ on her lager, and she’s affixing us with a look that says, “I write my diary in iambic pentameter and I give excellent head.”
We’d like to post a ban on the use of the headline “Naked Ambition” for pictures of nude girls. We’re trying with the creative headlines here, fellow journalists of nudity. You should be too. You’re lowering the bar and pretty soon there will be no need for puns or clever plays on words in the discussion of sex in the media. So step up your game already!
We sincerely hope that when we’re in our fifties, we look as fucking fabulous as Nancy Dell’olio. Sure, she may only be famous for being the girlfriend of some important sports bloke, but she is rocking that sparkly dress and some sort of furry jacket that may or may not be a Muppet (jury’s still out). And as for what’s between her legs, she doesn’t care what we see, cuz she is rich and famous and sparkly.
You’ve gotta love pictures taken in front of windows. Because they beg the question – who is down below looking up, and just how good is their view? It makes you want to walk around cities with your neck craned hoping for a glimpse of a photo shoot or some exhibitionist fuckfest against a high-rise window. If you bump into someone, just explain what you’re up to. They’ll understand.
Some people will say they’re tired of Young Miss Miley Cyrus strutting around town with no bra. We say you can never have too much of a good thing. And we can tell that Miley’s nipples are really just fantastic. As is her growing collection of conveniently transparent tops. Miley, we’re proud of you. Bras are just a way for the patriarchy to bind and oppress a woman’s passion. Let your freedom flag fly. Nay sayers be damned.
What Color Are Your Pantyhose, Sofia Vergara?
Seriously, though, Tiah, no need to cry over spilled wine. You may have broken a goblet and wasted a little of your nice Malbec, but the important thing is you didn’t get any on your nice white lingerie! This is why we don’t wear white. Anytime we try, you can always see a timeline of coffee, bbq sauce, beer, and cum splattered across it. Thus our all black wardrobe. No one is the wiser!
Good morning! We can guarantee that this warm, relaxed picture of Jessica Gomes’ dark nipples through a white mesh top has the soothing, hydrating qualities of five Raspberry Emergen-C packets, a plate of fried eggs and hash browns, a large mug of black coffee, a coconut-flavored blunt, an ice-cold glass bottle Coca Cola, and another warm can of Lone Star. Trust us. This will get rid of ANY hangover known to mankind.
Celine Dion dudes. Check her out. She does Madonna sex book. She does avant garde Gaga. She does ’60′s sex kitten. She tries to be anything other than utterly obsolete. And she’s lookin’ strangely fine. She is 44 which isn’t really all that old what with 30 being the new 20 and all. Never too late to be a sex pot!
We’re not quite sure where this whole “werk” trend started… we think it might have something to do with drag queens… but it certainly helps motivate us in our workout routine. There’s something about that “E” that makes us feel special as we sweat it out. You know what else makes us feel special about our cardio? Outfits like this.
As the battle against boredom and sexual frustration rages on, one man tries to turn a team of good-looking rookies into an erotic force of elite pornstars. Who are these women? And can Tom Byron control his old man lecherousness? Unseasoned Players 3 Studio: Tom Byron Pictures Director: Tom Byron
Supermodels with the souls of depraved sluts. When it comes to adult entertainment, that’s what we all crave, right? How about a pile of stunning seductresses getting it on just for you without another cock in sight? Director Brad Armstrong brings you 14 drop dead gorgeous women in a multi-million
The brilliant scholars of Internet Archaeology put together a collection of pornographic images from the early days of the world wide web. Let’s boot up the modem, double-click Netscape Navigator, and wait an hour for the porn to load! While the collection does contain a few legit porn pics from