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In the perfect world, we’d take a tip-toe through the tulips with Katie’s nips, but we’re not picky. This fountain mayhem is a great way to cool down and a lovely reminder that Katie Holmes will forever be a hottie. Lord knows who that dude behind her is, but he’s got it made.
Samantha looks like one of the girls from Robert Palmer’s “Addicted to Love” band taking a break to puff on a flower with her tits out. If she were smoking a cigarette, we wouldn’t be nearly as infatuated with these pictures (not that we have anything against cigs), but that flower adds an extra level of surrealism to this straightforward shoot.
‘Kay, we’re not sure how much luck a single penny can bring you. But a gaggle of babes? That shit’s quantified.
Jodie Marsh is an undeniable bombshell, and we’ve been familiar with her work for quite some time, but we’ve never felt closer to her than we do now. “I’ve been celibate for the best part of two years now,” she tells Zoo, adding with no shame, “and my dildo is totally worn out.” Girl, tell us all about it.
In this edition of “MILFs Seeking Boys,” it seems like the MILFs aren’t necessarily on the prowl for young man penis, but instead find that the only way they can help the immature minds around them is to break them down (with fucking) and build them up again (with more fucking). They’re like the MKUltra of MILFs.
Are you familiar with El Grace? Well, if you were cool and living in New York you would be. (We’re not.) Fortunately, all the familiarity you’d normally gain from a year’s worth of jamming and partying with El Grace can be gained by browsing Terry Richardson’s Diary, where this young model/musician/photographer/mega-babe is quite naked.
It seems the skin from Cannes keeps on coming! This is a lovely way for an upskirt photo to form, and we wonder if French actress Zoe Felix was too caught up in the romantic moment to worry about where her ass was pointing. If she really loves that man, she won’t be concerned about her butt. This is the ultimate test of a relationship.
Is it makeup? Is it molasses? Who can say? All we know is that we like it, and this Estonian babe named Triinu is rocking it so damn hard. This is what the Lady of the Lake would look like if she lived in the La Brea Tar Pits (but we’re sure Triinu smells a million times better than that).
Check out Veronica Ricci and her babely buds, all hangin’ out on Stagg Street
More pleasant (much more pleasant, actually) than watching the awkward sex on restaurant equipment on display in “LA MILF Truck” is knowing that that same truck sells authentic New York Italian Ice to little leaguers across the San Fernando Valley.
Just because she’s dressed like she’s on “Baywatch” doesn’t mean she’ll be jumping in the water to drag your ass to the shore. It depends: are you cute? Do you think she’s cute? Would you be willing to polish her sunglasses and brush the sand off her nipples? Do you even remember what “Baywatch” was like as a TV show? We sure don’t.
We’re actually damn proud of Digital Playground for this one. Telemarketing has to be one of the most under-represented careers in the porn industry! We recall Eva Angelina in such a scene in the past, but these people here went ahead and made a whole damn film about those lonely, hard-working, eternally-hated voices. It brings a tear to the eye.
It feels like only yesterday we were hearing about this newcomer Beth Humphreys and ogling her huge tits alongside other fresh faces. Now look at her! She’s introducing new name into the lad’s mag circuit–better yet, she’s licking the new talent to see how they taste.
First thing’s first, this is a nice dress. Maybe it’s not for everyone, but we think it’s daring, the color is lovely, and Frederique wears it well. Secondly, holy hell, Frederique’s boobs are so very visible. This isn’t so much a dress as it is an incomplete cosplay of that “X-Men” villain Mystique.
Danielle, darling, your freckles are the bomb. We’re also big fans of your inverted nipples, but dollars to donuts, we’re all about the spray of human leopard spots upon your gorgeous and angular face. Also, we’re all about donuts–having mentioned them, we’re now craving them.
