You know how we are here at Fleshbot: always trying to help you out—whether it’s tracking down more work from the pornstar you’ve fallen for, figuring out how to sext, or, well, getting laid through sweet internet personals.

Today we have a request from a Boston couple who’ve recently started using the Fleshbot Personals. It seems they’ve been having fun with the site…but are dying to find more couples in their area. Could you be that couple? Sign up for Fleshbot Personals and find out!

We signed up a month ago through Fleshbot, we love the idea of the website. The concept is refreshing. But, not enough couples in the area!!!! Help!!!

We are looking for open minded couples like us. Can you please pass this message, we want all couples in the Boston area to know that there is a great way to find each other. It seems that the system is pretty discreet, and there are lots of people on the map. We want more couples!!!!

· Fleshbot Personals (pinpointsx.com)
· Photo by John B. Root (rebootcash.com)

No plans for the weekend? Head over to Fleshbot Personals and see who’s looking to hook up in your neighborhood. (thumbnail)

Because we care about your ability to hook up, we’re constantly working to improve our Fleshbot Personals. Some of the new changes you’ll benefit from when you sign up?

Simplified map interface: A less threatening and more sexy map that features only the data you need
A “Find Me” button: Browsing around the map and can’t find where you are? This button will bring you back home
New tool tips! Confused about how it all works? The registration section and map now have more tool tips to guide you through your experience.

· Fleshbot Personals (pinpointsx.com)
· Thumbnail star Sasha Grey via Glamour Models Gone Bad (glamourtryouts.com)

The iPhone tends to get all the hype…but we know that Google’s platform is just as awesome (and sometimes better). That’s why Fleshbot’s mobile personals work on both platforms. Hey, getting laid should be crossplatform compatible. (Fleshbot Personals, thumbnail)

In case you haven’t heard, Fleshbot recently teamed up with PinpointsX to offer our readers access to awesome mobile personals. So what are you waiting for? Go find the love of your life this moment! (Fleshbot Personals, thumbnail)

For the past six and a half years, Fleshbot’s helped you find the best smut to fap to. Now we’re going to go one better: we’ve teamed up with Pinpoints X to help you get laid.

Using the awesome Pinpoints platform, you’ll be able to locate all the hot tail in your neighborhood—or even on the other side of the globe (you know, for when you’re traveling). But you don’t have to take our word for it…click the link below and see for yourself.

· Fleshbot Personals (pinpointsx.com)
· Thumbnail star: Faye Reagan, just because (naughtyamerica.com)

Apple may be keen on purging the iPhone App store of the slightest hint of boob, but they seem okay with adult dating apps. And it’s a good thing, too, because a very promising one has just hit the market.

What is it, you ask? PinpointsX, a mobile app designed to connect you with all the resources you need to satisfy your lusty desires. In addition to offering access to a database of horny people just like you, it also offers listings of nearby escorts, and a fine selection of naughty locations to help facilitate your erotic encounter (be they bars, hotels, swing clubs, strip clubs…what have you).

But you don’t have to take our word for it: surf over to PinpointsX’s website and see for yourself.

[NB: For the non-iPhone users, we hear that mobile apps are also being made available for other platforms as well...and, if your phone's from the stone age, you can always use the website to join in the fun.]

· PinpointsX (pinpointsx.com)
· Thumbnail source: Sapphic Erotica (sapphic-erotica.com)

Are you a girl who likes to play Super Mario Brothers—you know, the original one? Do you also enjoy sex from behind (potentially during your game play)? Are you able to get to Edmonton?

If you answered yes to all of the above, boy, have we found the Craigslist posting for you:

Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then.

You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to sex, also able to fake an orgasm is a plus.

I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed.

Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out. You will not look directly at me, only look at the TV. When the first level starts I will begin to finger you and lick you.

When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. You may say things like, “MORE”, “HARDER”, “YES”, “FUCK ME”, but nothing else. I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts.

When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. I will pull out. When the 1-3 starts I will penetrate you again. You are allowed to say something like “OH GOD”, “YES”, OR “HARDER” no other conversation is allowed.

When level 1-4 starts I will fuck you as I see fit. You may beg me to cum inside or outside of you, depending on what you want. When boss falls and you reach the princess I will pull out and blow my load where you have convinced me I want too. You may then say something like “Thanks”, “It was great”, “I loved it”, “Don’t stop”.

If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom. At this time you may clean your self with the towel that is beside the bed. Turn the lights on, redress yourself and leave.

I may come back out and talk to you as you dress but the conversation will most likely be short and revolve around scheduling another time to get together. See you soon!

We wish all the best to the gentleman who posted the ad. If it doesn’t prove fruitful, may we offer up this as consolation?

(And yes, we know this could easily be a fake ad. But you know what? We’re happier believing that it’s true—so please, leave us alone with our fantasy.)

· Want it from behind while you play Super Mario Brothers ? – m4w – 29 (craigslist.ca)
· Thumbnail star: GND Cali (gamerfetish.com)

You may remember R&B singer Raz-B as a former member of boy band B2K. But from here on out, you’ll definitely remember him as the C-List celebrity who put his penis on the internet.

A kind tipster sent us in the direction of Raz’s not-so-private AdultSpace page. Despite asserting that he’s “[[t]rying to be a little private on here” and would like us to “[p]ls keep this private!”, he happily uses the name RazB as his handle, gives out his Yahoo ID, and has his photos watermarked with his email address. Not so smart, there.

Of course, it is possible that this is all one nasty cruel joke that someone’s playing on the boy—after all, though there are penis shots and face shots, they don’t occur in the same shot. And would anyone really be that stupid?

But hey, if it is him… well, RazB, we definitely like what we see. Consider this our way of sliding you a message.

· RazB (adultspace.com)

We were pretty sure we’d seen everything there was to see in the crazy world of online personals, but then we happened upon Mother Daughter Exchange Club, a personals site for mother-daughter pairs and the corresponding mother-daughter pairs that love them. Mothers dating mothers! Daughters dating daughters! Mothers dating daughters! The possibilities are endless — provided you’re a lesbian mother with a lesbian daughter and the two of you are willing to go on a date together (isn’t that everyone?).

Okay, so it turns out this isn’t actually a real personals site, but instead a brilliant ruse developed by Girlfriend Films to help market their upcoming porno flick “Mother Daughter Exchange Club.” (We believe this is what’s known as “viral marketing.”) We’re sorta disappointed that we won’t get the chance to go on a big ol’ lesbian double date with our mom — but hey, at least we can always watch a porn about it!

· Mother Daughter Exchange Club (motherdaughterexchangeclub.net, via avn.com)
· Buy Mother Daughter Exchange Club (girlfriendsfilms.com)

It seems the Great Strap-On Experiment we told you about a few months ago must have had some success, because the same guy (or at least a very ardent copycat) is at it again. Allow us to introduce Bunny Tail Cleaner, a blog Tumblr documenting a man’s search for a woman who will let him clean her house. Naked. With a bunny tail butt plug firmly ensconced in the rear. We’re not sure if this is more or less kinky than the pegging search, but either way, we wish him luck. (Oh, and if anyone wants to send us a bunny tail butt plug to use around Fleshbot Central, just shoot us an email. We’re always looking for ways to make housework more interesting.)

· Bunny Tail Cleaner (bunnytailcleaner.tumblr.com)
· Thumbnail via CFNM Porn (cfnmporn.net)

A Las Vegas TV reporter was fired from his job because he and his girlfriend went on Craigslist looking for another dude to join them in the bedroom. Wait a second, it’s Las Vegas–isn’t that what you usually have to do to get the job? (lvrj.com; also seen @ soupcans.blogspot.com)

Lesbians, rejoice! Sure, it may be hard to find porn that’s made especially for you, but there are still some people looking out for your erotic needs. And, as luck would have it, they’ve put together a special little club that’s for lesbians only! DigiRomp, aka “the place where all the hot girls come,” also happens to be the place where all the hot girls post photos, videos, and naughty confessions … oh, and find people to hook up with, too. Sounds like the makings of a hot lesbian porn flick if you ask us. Hey, maybe we can kill two birds with one stone sometime?

· DigiRomp (digiromp.com)

Seattle’s The Stranger is saying goodbye to Ellen Forney’s very amusing “Lustlab Ad of the Week” comics, making the plight of horny people everywhere a little less funny. (Though we’re sure we’ll still be able to get a few laughs out of the odd Craigslist ad anyway if we try hard enough.) (ellenforney.com + seatllest.com — thanks James)

Do you need a naked male? You don’t even need a reason! It’s a male, he’s naked, he’s available and best of all … he’s free! What will you do with yours? (ukclassifieds.co.uk)

Say you’re a heterosexual man in search of a good old fashioned no-strings-attached pegging. You could go the traditional route and create a personals ad stating your desires, or try posting something on Craigslist. But let’s be honest: none of those ads are really guaranteed to jump out at anyone, and those pesky word limits won’t allow you the opportunity to create an in-depth explanation of what exactly your expectations are and why you’re craving this particular experience. So what’s a horny net savvy kinkster to do? Why, set up a blog of course–or better yet, a Tumblr, since we hear that’s what all the cool kids are doing these days. You’ll be able to describe exactly what you want and need. And if anyone’s able to read through all the posts, maybe they’ll even be interested enough in meeting up with you!

· The Great Strap-On Experiment (thegreatstraponexperiment.tumblr.com; also seen at Daily Bedpost)
· Thumbnail via Ladies Fuck Gents (ladiesfuckgents.com, via Ask Jolene)

“Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it?” Then is the insanely elaborate Craiglist sex fantasy post for you! (craigslist.org, via nerve.com)

Planning to spend the next four years making money as a “President” John Edwards impersonator? Well, things don’t look too good for you right now, but there’s still hope to be found on Craigslist—”I am willing to let you do anything you want with my ass, as long as you let me call you Mr. Edwards and you dress up in a suit.” Just make sure the real thing doesn’t get there first. (craigslist.org, via Wonkette; pic via voteforbreakfast.com)

In further proof that sex, as they say, sells, Penthouse Media Group has purchased ubiquitous personals service (and occasional Fleshbot sponsor) Adult Friend Finder for $500 million. Guess all those local girls who wanted to date us really were ponying up their membership fees every month! (news.yahoo.com – thanks K; see also Valleywag)

A quarter of women have at least a little bit of lesbian in them—that is, according to a (clearly unbiased) survey conducted by lesbian personals site Gaydar Girls. Well, at least that explains all that hot girl on girl action we keep coming across these days … (pinknews.co.uk)