Before seeing this weekend's Murder on the Orient Express, check out star Penélope Cruz's can't-miss nudity in Open Your Eyes (1997)! The new season of The Girlfriend Experience brings even more nude prostitute goodness over on Starz, and finally, you can now own every second of the amazing T&A&Vagina on Westworld thanks to the new 4K Blu-ray release!
Do you find yourself feeling sluggish? Do you ever think the world isn't a beautiful as you once remembered? Do you ever find yourself wishing you could just toss everything off your desk, grab a burger, and then hit the hay? Hey, we've all been there and we totally get it. But don't worry, there's a solution: Penélope Cruz.
Arrr, mateys - a few days ago we all celebrated the wonderful holiday: Talk Like a Pirate Day! There's no doubt you all called your friends and family members scally-wags, demanded plank walking, and spent all day talking about booty! Well, I know I did, and I didn't care about the strange looks my one eye not covered by an eye patch was getting. Since pirates are so awesome, what better way to celebrate than with some real booty! Let's countdown the Top Ten Hottest Celebrity Pirates!
Every year the Oscars, Golden Globes, SAG Awards, and many other shows honor the best and brightest of that year's filmmaking. While we can argue about the winners, when it comes to the worst films of the year, there is typically very little argument. And thankfully The Golden Raspberry Award Foundation makes sure we honor those truly horrible movies. With that in mind, we decided to take the best part of those awful movies - the hotties - and count them down.
If you ever stop and look at your friendships, you'll notice what brings you together, what bonds you to another a person. It might be a similar upbringing, it could be going through an experience together, or it could even be something as simple as the love of the same sports team. Friendships are formed over the simplest, the strangest, and sometimes the sexiest things. Salma Hayek and Penélope Cruz are the best example of the last one.
This time of year we all do a lot of thinking, talking, and remembering what we are thankful for. But as we get closer to the end of the year, we begin to think about some of the things we wished we had done more of. And if we are being completely honest, I think I speak for all of us when I say I wish I looked at more sexy pictures of Penélope Cruz.
I don’t know what it is about a beautiful woman wearing only a big sweater that is so damn sexy. I mean, most everything is covered and yet, you put Penelope Cruz in nothing but an oversized sweater, there is just something about it that drives me wild.
As with all good things, awards seasons must come to an end. And even though we still have a few more award shows to go, we always have red carpets at movie premieres. Some might say movie premieres are better than award shows, but if you ask me, I don't have an opinion. Any chance we to get play "Who's the Hottest?!" makes me one happy camper.
When the announcement that Ben Stiller would be making Zoolander 2 came down, a bunch of friends asked me how excited I was. My response was, “Not at all really.” But when I was told that Penelope Cruz would be in Zoolander 2 then I jumped for joy and marked the date on my calendar.
Zoolander 2 will be the latest in a string of films designed to make people stand up and say, "I'm familiar with that, here's my hard earned money in exchange for a warm and fuzzy feeling that will fade ninety minutes later." Penelope Cruz looks to be playing a fairly sizable role, or at the very least, someone with some costume changes, and we got a sneak peek from the set.
Sure I think of a ton of “spicy” jokes to make about Penelope Cruz wearing a one-piece, all leather, skin-tight outfit on the set of Zoolander 2, but really I’m just jealous of the person who gets to help adjust her outfit.
Alright, I have a serious question to ask: Does Penelope Cruz age at all? Because I swear to god, every time I see this woman she looks even hotter! At 40, it should be a crime to have a pair of tits that nice. For real though! Penelope really does age like a fine wine.
If you want to get me to buy your product it's pretty simple, just have a clown car drive to a stop in a desolate and dry area of the world, have that car driven by Penelope Cruz, who lets out about a dozen of the sexiest ladies on earth to dance and strip down to their unmentionables. Sold.
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