If you’re going to be cuckolded by anybody, Shane Diesel is the man. When other dudes have sex with your wife, they’re only in it for their own pleasure and entertainment, but not Shane. He does it for the ladies, for the educational benefit of their limp-dick husbands, and for the glory and love that the term “cuckold” symbolizes.

Some people say that children are the future, and we heartily disagree with them. Barely legal belles who dress up in Catholic schoolgirl uniforms are the future, for they remind us that life is about learning, and even when you’re done with formal schooling, you’re constantly taking in new information and growing as a person. Step one for growing as a person: put on a schoolgirl uniform.

From the gang called Schoolgirls With Game! When she’s called off, she’ll lick your balls off, take a facial then movies get hauled off! We’re sorry. We’ll stop rapping over the porn (that’s Brian Pumper’s territory anyway).

It pains us to think that there are funny, sexy, and heartwarming pornstar antics going on around porn sets all over Los Angeles, and we’re on the opposite side of the country. Fortunately, the tremendously talented Jeff Koga is there to take candid pictures of these cuties. Today’s treat: a gallery taken during the filming of New Sensations’s latest Romance film, “Love, Marriage, and Other Bad Ideas.”

Is it June already? Gosh, how time flies. Barely legal high school babes are graduating at this very moment, and Digital Sin representatives are sitting in the auditoriums of America waiting to offer these young women a job. Summer is going to be marvelous. The way we see it, college

As devoted fans of both “30 Rock” and the pornographic arts, we were rather excited for the release of “30 Rock – A XXX Parody.” Well, excited and scared. We’ve witnessed enough parody disasters to know what could go wrong. “30 Rock – A XXX Parody” is not an unparalleled