You can never know when a strap attack will come, no matter how hard you try. Oh sure, you’ll buy a fancy security system, lock your doors, and pay a bodyguard to pick up the soap when you drop it in the shower, but as soon as you feel safe enough to wear leather chaps, Kristina Rose will be knocking at your backdoor with a bouquet of roses and a fistful of lube.

Muscular, big-dicked youths beware: you might think you’re there to clean the pool, but you’re deep in cougar territory, and once a MILF gets her claws out, you’re done for. Congratulations! Things aren’t always peachy in the pridelands of these big cats; sometimes they have to teach the young’uns a

While we were busy obsessing over “30 Rock – A XXX Parody” and “The Sex Files – A Dark XXX Parody,” New Sensations was working hard to put out yet another parody porn masterpiece: “70s Show: A XXX Parody.” The feature streets on September 21 (less than three weeks away!),