It’s finally happening, guys: Lee Roy Myers is making a “Game of Thrones” porn parody (working title: “Game of Boners.” In our imagination, anyway). The legendary director has posted a casting call…and our brains have started feverishly imagining which porn performers could best personify our Westerosi heroes. Our picks (for some of them) below (and share yours in the comments).
You have to hand it to Extreme Comixxx, they are on top of their superhero porn parody game. They produced a live action Justice League film before Hollywood, and they’re upping the ante with this live action Hawkman and Hawkgirl parody. Where’s your game at, Hollywood? Where’s your story of death-defying love between two human-like Accipitriformes with hardcore sex and threesomes and mace poundings?
Wait, does it still count as treating yo self if the treat is free? Because this parody of “Parks & Recreation” is 100% free, thanks to the generous genius that is Lee Roy Myers. This half-hour video has everything you love: Leslie, Ron, Tom(-ara), steak, manliness, political aspirations, and porn within porn!
The minute “Toy Story” came out, every other person tried to look clever and tack the word “sex” onto the front. We get it. Sex toys are funny. Fortunately, Lee Roy Myers made a hardcore porn parody of the film that instantly blasts every bad “Toy Story” joke from the last eighteen years out of the water. That’s just how he lives life.
Lee Roy Myers is a director, a visionary, an entrepreneur, and now a demon that haunts your memories of beloved Nickelodeon cartoons. He cast Anthony Rosano as SpongeKnob, made Skin Diamond into Sandy, let the squirrel slobber all over those SquareNuts, and then put it on Woodrocket for free! He’s easily the friendliest and most generous demon we’ve ever met.
Old and busted? Advent calendars. New hotness? Front’s RADvent calendar. You don’t need to eat chocolate every single day this month, especially not that sweet brown mayonnaise they pack in those things, but you do need to see what alt girls and lad’s mag boobs and behind-the-scenes mayhem Front has to offer every single day because it’s probably going to get your heart pumping and people tend to slack on cardio exercise in the winter.
You don’t have to be familiar with the Ice Cube/Chris Tucker source material to enjoy the living shit out of this “Official” parody. You only need to know that Ice Cube and Chris Tucker were in it.
While a wild-eyed and committed Kimberly Kane holds the pornographically well-made but otherwise narratively flawed “Expendables XXX” together, this 3-D parody really does add a dimension missing from the original.
We’ve already seen some of the swords, sandals, and sex that’s packed into Exquisite Films’ latest parody, but now–as if by magic–we get to see that sex in motion. Here, for the very first time, is the hardcore trailer for “Xena Warrior Princess XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody.”
You’ve seen the trailer, you’ve seen stills, and hopefully by now you’ve seen the actual film, so do you really need to see behind-the-scenes footage from “Godfather: A DreamZone Parody”? Yes, you do, because you know how porn sets are: hilarious, vibrant, sinister, and closed off to the public. But we have a man on the inside, we have Jeff Koga.
Had there just been a Professor Gape, this may have all gone better.
Life must be very exciting for Tanya Tate these days. Last month she had her body parts immortalized in cyberskin thanks to Fleshlight, and now she’s starring in a pornographic remake of one of the most beloved teen romps of the ’80s, “Weird Science.” Kelly LeBrock helped a lot of nerds and blued many pairs of balls, so Tanya really has her work cut out for her.
“The Seven Year Itch” is an amazing film that has everything you could want in a cinematic experience: goofiness, infidelity, twisted fantasies, and, most importantly, Marilyn Monroe standing over an air vent. Now, we’re not saying “The Seven Year Itch” would be better with hardcore sex, but if Lily LaBeau is going to Monroe herself up and run wild through Mark Wood’s fantasies, then we owe it to ourselves–nay, to the whole of movie history–to watch her do so.
Lee Roy Myers’s latest parody is almost in stores, and while the SFW trailer has assured us that the mood of the movie matches the original, we have yet to see how hot and heavy the hardcore stuff is. That all changes now. We’ve got pictures, and we’re going to see just how steamy this piece of Puzo really is.
You don’t have to have liked the original to appreciate the humor and sheer porncraft of “Dallas XXX.” In fact, I think this one is better.
Behold, the ruthless pillager turned noble adventurer is in a new chapter of life, and she has tossed her armor aside. Fret not, for Xena hasn’t given up the way of the warrior, she’s just realized that the tight leather duds get make it hard to go down on Gabrielle. Friends, this is a porn parody that powerfully needed to be made.
Making a porno of “The Godfather” is no easy task, unless you’re a parody-blasting baller like Lee Roy Myers. He’s captured the look and feel of Coppola’s classic, replaced a few guns with dildos, and threw in just a dash of hardcore fun. Why just a dash? Because “The Godfather”
When you feel like having a giggle as you get off, you can always turn to parody porn. It’s kind of miraculous when you think about it: both your sense of humor and your sexuality are extremely unique and private parts of your personality, and yet there’s a whole genre of film dedicated to stimulating both at once! How could this be?
Not having seen the movie or TV versions of Joss Whedon’s “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” is not a detriment to enjoying this porn adaptation. But people who don’t like Lexi Belle’s vagina probably shouldn’t watch it.
Can you name any of Julia Roberts’s movies that have been pornified recently? We can’t. Fortunately, Nica Noelle has remedied this situation by making a smutty adaptation of the ever-popular “Pretty Woman,” the story of a young, sassy, and beautiful prostitute and the rich gentleman who falls in love with her. You’re probably dying to know who takes Julia’s role, or Richard Gere’s role. More importantly, who will be the porn version of Jason Alexander?