The time was right, Cara Delevingne. It’s nighttime, you’re with a posse, you’re moving through a crowd, the photographer has the sharp angle on your cleavage, and your nipple would be right there except for the pasties on your boob. Almost, Cara. Almost.

It looks like somebody’s been watching “The Matrix” again! Paris Hilton looks mighty fly, and dare we say a little imposing, standing around dressed in all black with leather accents and a big, burly, matching bodyguard to back her up. The outfit is nearly flawless, and then the stiff nipples poke through her shirt, adding a bit of sex appeal, and the whole ensemble comes together.

We don’t know (and we don’t care) what exactly happened between Paris Hilton and a photographer in the parking lot of a nightclub, but we have to give props to the paparazzi who were able to separate themselves from the scuffle, keep their heads up, and snap pictures of Paris’s panties. You don’t find dedication like that just anywhere.

Given that Ms. Hilton’s notoriety (and, one might say, career) was largely launched by her willingness to let her nipples roam free, it seems strange that she’s so bent on keeping them hidden from view. Not that she’s having that much success…nipples, we’ve found, will find a way.

Though Paris has slipped largely out of the public eye, her ass crack still wants its moment in the sun. It finds its opportunity the second Paris begins adjusting her bathing suit bottom, and jumps out to say hello!

Two blonde beauties known largely for their ability to attract public attention using their fine physiques. One public arena. A battle to the death? Okay, maybe not so much the last one—this FEMEN activist was wrestled to the ground long before she could even lay a hand on Ms. Hilton—but

It’s a tiny window into the world of Paris Hilton’s undergarments, but considering that our lives have been pretty bereft of Paris’ panties lately, we’ll take what we can get. And we can always pray that this is a sign of a return to the days when Paris’ panties, and

We were going to ask Paris what color her panties are, but that’s silly: she’s playing tennis, obviously her panties are white. So we’re glad to see she’s upped the ante and flashed a little ass cheek, too. (taxidrivermovie.com)

At first blush, Paris Hilton might seem like an odd match for the world of moto-racing (and an even odder team owner). But, come on: if that cleavage doesn’t get your engines revving, we don’t know what will. (Egotastic)

We may never know what it is about her, but Paris Hilton always manages to draw us in, pulling our attention toward her like a moth to a scantily-clad flame. Okay, the visible panties certainly help with that cause. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Some girls are selfish with their nipples, bundling them up and hiding them away from the world. Not Paris Hilton. Even when she’s fully dressed, she still finds a way to let her nipples shine through. (taxidrivermovie.com)

And by it, we mean cleavage. Also, sexiness. And if you’ve ever wondered why we’re so fond of Paris, well, it just so happens that she was our first celebrity sex tape when we launched seven(!) years ago. And yes, we’re pretty loyal. And just the tiniest bit nostalgic. ·

With the arrival of Halloween comes a parade of scantily dressed women—and with that parade of scantily dressed women comes a whole host of opportunities for wardrobe malfunctions. And in this regard, Paris Hilton did not disappoint. Though her costume may have lacked historical accuracy and cultural sensitivity, it more

We haven’t seen Paris Hilton’s nipples since July! Thankfully, she’s always in losing-your-bikini-top-weather somewhere. And may we just say, this is a vast improvement on all the cleavage she’s been flaunting lately. It’s just not nice to tease, Paris. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Still shocked that Google Instant has relegated Paris Hilton to the red light district of the internet? We would be too…if we didn’t keep stumbling across photos like this. (Hollywood Tuna)

Fun fact: cleavage is the rare word that can be defined as two completely opposite things—both the state of cutting an object in two and the state of two objects clinging together. That has nothing to do with this picture…but we needed to say something smart to distract you from

What is it with modern day sex symbols and their obsession with Marilyn Monroe? First Lindsay Lohan, now Paris Hilton. Well, whatever the reason, we can’t complain too much…hell, with Paris rocking cleavage like this, we can’t complain at all. · Photo by Pacific Coast News (pacificcoastnews.com)

You gotta hand it to Paris and Nicky: when they go out, they go all out—no stone left unturned, no drink left undrunk, and not a single sister’s panties left unflashed. They’re our kind of partiers, to be sure. · Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)

True, it’s not the first time we’ve seen Paris Hilton topless on a boat—hell, it’s not even the first time this month—but are you really going to turn your nose up at such hotness? We thought not. They may not win a prize for originality of concept…but damn are they

Yesterday saw Paris Hilton relaxing sans top. In an attempt to even things out, today Paris gives us a good old fashioned panty flash. (taxidrivermovie.com)