You know what’s better than a cute pink bra and panty set? A cute pink see-through bra and panty set! Jessica Hart’s nipples in this bra are almost more pink than we can handle! And for those of you who hate on the color pink, just remember that pink is the color of many engorged pussies and diamond-hard nipples and winking assholes. Which is probably the real reason it’s associated with girliness.

In case you couldn’t tell, we really think you couldn’t spend a better Saturday night that getting Larkin Love, Jay Taylor, Odette Delacroix, Yuki Mori, Ginger Sparks, Aden Starr, Star 9 and Panda Bare to sign your copy of Victor Lightworship’s new art book Strictly Bondage.

Remember Ebonee Davis? Of course you do, stupid question. She’s back on Terry Richardson’s Diary, doing the things that make our hearts sing, and there are tons of close up pictures of her big, shapely breasts with their delicate pierced nipples. It’s exactly the kind of thing we need on a hot day like this.

Oh sure, there are things you have to do with your clothes on and/or out in the world, but we see those as detours–little pathways you get chased down on the way to another bed. Who chases you? Better question: who doesn’t?

Keep in mind that there’s no real nudity in this gallery, but if you have the least bit of a fetish for fine fishnet stockings (and/or you want to check out Anais’s legs, thighs, and panties) then you shouldn’t have a problem with what we have in store. That Ms. Pouliot is such a versatile character!

Enjoy the sleazebag psycho photographer’s Frank Zappa mustache. Enjoy the non-too-subtle sexualization of the photographer-muse relationship. Enjoy the visual metaphor of the violence of the male gaze while enjoying your own male gaze! Enjoy gorgeous women in extravagant underwear! And enjoy your holiday!

Simone De Kock’s smile seems like some sort of X Men superpower mutation. If she flashed those pearly whites you would be able to find her in a huge Coachella crowd or smiling in a bioluminescent bay. She requires triple patty burgers and giant frosted steins of beer. She can fit three giant cocks in her mouth at once with no teeth and when she goes down on girls she can clamp those lips around an entire labia and suck it into her mouth like … well.. like a giant sensual hot red mouth. And she makes excellent eye contact.

The idea of the photographer-muse relationship being explicitly erotic is not new, but it’s presented in a playful and sexy way in this video by Ellen von Unwerth. The Chanel Iman is like the bottom writhing around and opening herself up and following orders; the male photographer is like the top with a big phallic camera really taking control.

We’ll admit it: we love a crazy babe. When a gorgeous lady goes a bit nuts, it’s ok by us because she makes everything a glorious spectacle. And unpredictable, like you just never know what she’s gonna do next.

We never knew some cotton pure white panties could make butt wedgies look like the new boob cleavage. We do wonder what Buttman John Stagliano would have to say about it – probably that it was some sort of wonderful modern marvel of active panty sculpting.

You know beneath her mild-mannered veneer every girl has a supernaked superhorny superheroine alter-ego just bursting to explode into the world. She cums faster than a speeding bullet, and can leap onto your cock in a single bound. She wants to give you radioactive bites all over your body and you wouldn’t like her when she’s angry.

Anal certainly has a reputation for being rough and raunchy, and with good reason. Just feast your eyes on Dana Dearmond with her legs bent back, getting her gaping asshole stuffed full of her panties, and you’ll have an idea of what we mean.

Maybe it’s because she enjoyed our enjoyment of her full frontal naked body in “Trance” recently, but Rosario certainly seems to be saying to us “Lookit what my slitty slutty skirt can do! Pure white sparkles on the top, spread legs on the bottom!”

Amy Adams is a gorgeous lady and we appreciate every chance we get to look at her, but do you know what our favorite part of her is right now? Her overcoat. That khaki trench looking thing is absolutely divine; it makes it seem like Amy is going somewhere to flash somebody with her sexy bod (her possibly panty-less bod).

It seems the skin from Cannes keeps on coming! This is a lovely way for an upskirt photo to form, and we wonder if French actress Zoe Felix was too caught up in the romantic moment to worry about where her ass was pointing. If she really loves that man, she won’t be concerned about her butt. This is the ultimate test of a relationship.

· Via Fashionising (fashionising.com)

From soap star to British Voice contestant, Alice Barlow is proving to be a double threat, which may explain why she appears here in red and black panty sets. Honestly at first we thought she was two different girls, which goes to show you either Alice Barlow’s duality/versatility or something about dark colors and photoshop.

We love the Eiffel tower on Candice Swanepoel, because it makes us think of the Eiffel tower as an enormous vagina looming over the people of Paris. We do sort of wish the tower were upsidedown so we could imagine it as a V laying across Candice Swanepoel’s vagina. And then we could imagine Candice Swanepoel’s vagina as an enormous vagina taking over Paris!