The proper bikini will stay securely in place, even when in the water, even when playing a rousing game of frisbee catch with your pals. Jennifer Nicole Lee’s bikini, however, is slipping on all fronts: areola and pubes are visible.
We’d like to go to a naked pool party with Alexis Texas. That’d be great — we’ll bring the floaties! We’re really cool with Alexis’s guest of the day being Jayden Jaymes, though. You need nary a float around when their buoyant booties and lovely breasts join forces. And then they go down on your dick. Yeah, that’s poppin’ plenty quick.
Not just any bottled water will do for Anja Rubik to pour all over herself at a low shutter speed so that we may gaze upon her toned body splashing and shimmering with refreshing liquid. No no. She must have special imported spring water blessed by monks and transmogrified from the blood of virgins. That’s how she keeps cool and she makes no apologies.
We never knew some cotton pure white panties could make butt wedgies look like the new boob cleavage. We do wonder what Buttman John Stagliano would have to say about it – probably that it was some sort of wonderful modern marvel of active panty sculpting.
Lingerie and bikinis. They look alike, and often they have similar effects on your eyes and loins while watching a lovely porcelain-skinned lady dance about in such get-ups. It’s really a difference in material.While we don’t mind ladies wearing a bikini in the bedroom or in a photoshoot, this video with the lingerie on the beach makes us nervous.
Being lost in the desert doesn’t sound so bad, right? If you have a pair of gorgeous models with you (and enough sunblock to last for…ever), then you’ll never be bored. They’ll summon sand clouds and snuggle up together and you can live in a sand castle with them! Good luck finding water though.
If not for Rio, we never would’ve seen Demi Moore and Michelle Johnson go topless and make Michael Caine uncomfortable! If they had decided to make a movie called “Blame It on Reykjavik,” we’d be lucky to see so much as a shin.
In the perfect world, we’d take a tip-toe through the tulips with Katie’s nips, but we’re not picky. This fountain mayhem is a great way to cool down and a lovely reminder that Katie Holmes will forever be a hottie. Lord knows who that dude behind her is, but he’s got it made.
– Is definitely one who will deliver some delightful cunnilingus as you languidly lounge beside the pool. Right? Because along with making sure chlorine levels are safe and everything’s pristine and sparkling, keeping the pool mistress satisfied comes along with the work. At least in our ideal world. Which is pretty well encapsulated by these idyllic scene. Damn, can you make room for us on that luxurious pool float of yours?
It’s too damn hot in New York right now, and we have to stay in the office with our broken air conditioner. Where would we rather be? The park. The forest. We long to be outside, frolicking in the fresh air, until we come across a group of babes picnicking in the nude. This is our dream of the moment.
No, this isn’t your run of the mill sleight-of-hand with cards, quarters, or bunnies in hats. These ladies don’t even need a magic wand to make our head spin. Although we guess a magic dildo sort of counts. But we suppose any dildo would become a little enchanted if placed between Nikki and Veruca. When their powers combine, they could probably part the sea of traffic in LA, flatten the Hollywood Hills, or expunge the city of real housewives. They could do this, sure. But turning their faculties to lascivious lesbian sex likely makes the greatest good. At least we think so.
Just because she’s dressed like she’s on “Baywatch” doesn’t mean she’ll be jumping in the water to drag your ass to the shore. It depends: are you cute? Do you think she’s cute? Would you be willing to polish her sunglasses and brush the sand off her nipples? Do you even remember what “Baywatch” was like as a TV show? We sure don’t.
We’re quickly careening into summertime and with its sunny skies and warm breezes come a parade of picnics, pool parties, barbecues, patio drinking, and — for those adventurous friends among us — plenty of outdoor boning! So grab yourself a bratwurst and a keg beer and witness the beauty of nature in its full, full glory.
Three friends go on a camping trip on a small, uninhabited island, but they let petty squabbles flare up and they bicker furiously. Then three unhinged soldiers attack them. Do they flee in fear? Yes, at first. But once they swim a freezing lake, strip their clothes off, and huddle together for warmth, they turn into warriors.
Stoya on the rooftop! Kimberly Kane trying on tights! Veruca James flashing her pussy by the slot machines! Yes, these are the pictures that didn’t make it into the special AVN issue of Hustler, and we’re just fine with that. If Hustler doesn’t want ‘em, we’ll take ‘em, we’ll drool over ‘em–and not because we miss Las Vegas (although the place definitely has its perks).