Darling House has a whole bunch of new face-meltingly hot pictures from a bunch of different photographers up, but right now we’re tripping off something Joshua Darling wrote. Sometimes it’s not about the nudity, you know? Sometimes we get excited when a guy like him says, “I’m not from America. This is why I came to America. God bless you, your sunshine and your women.” Back at you, Mr. Darling.

We like to think of Darling House as the House of Darling, the dynasty that ruled an alternate-universe Austro-Hungarian empire and gave patronage to some of the most talented and prolific erotic artists in history. Our fantasy isn’t too far from the truth: the photographers who fly their freak flags beneath Darling’s banner are all brilliant, and they have some sexy new material you ought to see.

Every time we get an email from Joshua Darling about the new goings on at Darling House, our pants instantly tighten with excitement. This latest batch of updates is amazing: four fabulous photographers present five galleries that range from the playful and vibrant to the enigmatic and spankable. We don’t know how we’re to go about spanking a gallery of photos, but we’re going to try!