Secondary characters getting it on! Yes! Way to flesh out the whole world here, Starz. As you probably recall, Vanessa (Hera Hilmar) is that sweet young woman who Leonardo helped escape from a convent; they’ve kissed before, but they’re just friends. Giuliano Medici, however, sees her as much more than a friend.

Is it fair of us to think of LoriDawn Messuri as a softcore goddess? We know she’s appeared in non-smutty contexts–like “Party of Five” and “The Bold and the Beautiful”–but we always think of her as the ravishing redhead who takes out her tits and inadvertently summons disaster. Case in point: python!

On the one hand, we’re excited for Camille and all that this mainstream exposure means for such a daring and awesome independent pornographer. On the other hand, we’re excited for Playboy readers and the fellatio-loving population of the world, because those who don’t know Camille Crimson are sure to have their lives (and their loins) changed by this woman. The future is bright and blowjobby!

What is sex like for a sleepwalker? We’re not talking about sexsomnia, which we’ve seen in hyper-stylized action. Is there a chance that Maria Yasnaya here could be eaten out so well that she falls asleep and awakes in an orgasmic trance? Has that ever happened to you?

Damn, homies, when’s the last time you watched some good cheerleader porn? When’s the last time you saw Sindee Jennings drench a man’s face and hands with her fountain of a fanny (in the British sense)? We’re betting it’s been a while since you’ve appreciated either of those pleasures, so we got them both right here, all wrapped up in a handy bit of 69ing. It’s the pill-shaped sex capsule of your dreams.

There are a ton of phenomenal prepositional phrases readily available in the pornographic lexicon, but we think “Down the Throat” has something special about it. Maybe it’s the sound of the letters, or maybe it’s the visual we get from hearing the phrase, but whatever it is, it instantly lets us know that something dirty is going on and somebody means business.

Five and a half seasons in, and “Nurse Jackie” finally delivers some dirty goodness. To what do we owe the pleasure? Dr. Carrie Roman (Betty Gilpin) decides to reward Coop for his efforts by whipping out her terrific tits and going down on him. We don’t suppose this could become an every week kind of thing, could it?

It was 65 and muggy and the light grey eyes I’d come to expect each morning would soon be on me. I tried to rest nonchalantly against the wall near the bus stop, but felt anything but inconspicuous with a washed-off coffee stain on my shirt and larger-than-fucking-life tits jutting

His appearance at the door took me by surprise – I wasn’t expecting him until much later in the day, but I was happy to see him. We started chatting, yet all I could think about was that hot story and how I wanted a cock inside me. Leaning against the dishwasher, he kept me close, and I kept rubbing his cock through his jeans.

How is Jon Snow (that has to be one of the plainest and yet silliest names in “Game of Thrones”) to prove his loyalty to the Free Folk? Don’t worry about that. Ygritte has him covered, or more to the point, totally naked in a secret cave with hot springs and a waterfall and steamy sex. If only we could have a chance to prove ourselves to the wildlings!