Welcome to the ABCs of Amateur, where I post amateur videos from every category in alphabetical order. That's right—Every. Single. Category. Prepare to expand your mind.
Look, I'm happy for Alison Brie, really. I'm sure we are all happy for Alison Brie. Finding someone in this crazy, crazy world is quite difficult and when you find real love you snatch it up and lock it down. So, we're happy for Alison Brie and Dave Franco (really?) on getting married. It was a long time coming so, let's all look back fondly at some of Alison Brie's sexier moments.
While the art of body paint might seem silly to some, if you ask me, I find it quite beautiful. You are creating a masterpiece of a living canvas and while it may not last forever, we are in awe of the creations those body artists make for a few hours. But it is important to remember that even though you are covered in paint that doesn't mean every part of you is covered. If you don't know what I'm saying, then just watch Brazilian TV show model Ju Isen give a great example of my point.
When you think about it, it really was only a matter of time before Britney Spears had some kind of wardrobe malfunction during one of her costume-heavy Las Vegas shows. And thankfully with the invention of the camera phone, many people were not only able to witness it, but also to share it with the world. Yes, my friends, it is such a beautiful sight.
Weather girl with large breasts, tight cleavage barring top, you can probably guess what’s going to happen next… Man, why aren’t there any meteorologists like this over here in the states?
Knowing absolutely nothing about fashion or the latest fashion trends, Gigi Hadid could totally be wearing the next wave in fashion tops, the low cut, decorative spaghetti strap, single boob exposed top. You have to admit, it looks pretty damn great on her.
Liziane Gutierrez decided to change into something nice and showed us her amazing butt, tits and pussy!
Having a new experience is a great refresher in life.
One thing I hear all the time from performers, especially musicians, is that when they are on stage, they give it their all. They put everything they have into their live shows and give everything they can to their fans. In the case of Kiera Weathers, it looks she really did give everything to fans when her boob decided to pop out and make her show one for the ages.
Accidentally posting links to porn on social media is no longer exclusively the domain of moronic ESPN analysts. Political muckraker Matt Drudge's Drudge Report is the latest to jump on this awesome new style of journalism where instead of linking to a story you've written, you link instead to porn. It's a nice respite from their usual tactic of just posting shit that's downright offensive.
Those of you out there who love gardening know the joys of walking through a garden center looking for things to plant. You can spend hours looking at all the different types of flowers, foliage, and bushes in hopes of finding just the right ones you need to create the perfect garden. Sometimes the perfect plant is right in front of you and other times you have dig around to find it. Katie Holmes knows what I’m talking about—she’s all about finding the right plant, even if that means she has to show off her ass while searching.
There are many great things about going to the beach; Feeling the warm sun against your face, building the perfect sandcastle, catching the perfect wave, and of course, seeing what’s under Michelle Hunziker bathing suit. Yes, spending a day at the beach can be full of so many wonderful memories.
I have often heard that if you are going to ride a motorcycle it’s best not to wear a skirt. Thank goodness no one ever told this to Georgia May Jagger. Technically I don’t think she’s going to be riding the motorcycle, instead she’s simply posing for pictures on top of it, but my point still stands.
Okay, so I’m going to be honest, I thought AnnaLynne McCord was wearing a coat, but apparently the red thing that is covering her beautiful body is in fact a dress, though I guess focusing on whether it’s a dress or coat is really missing the point. And by point, I mean her nipple.
As we all know Charlotte McKinney is on a quest to be everywhere, and while there is a no problem with that, there is a problem if you haven’t fallen in love with her yet. For those who haven’t, take a look at Charlotte McKinney in a robe that’s not pulled tight enough. Surely this will have fawning for her now.
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