There’s been some debate within the Fleshbot office over whether or not these photos can be properly considered a Rihanna bra slip. On the one hand, Rihanna’s bra is clearly visible, peeking out from beneath the end of her crop top. On the other hand, it doesn’t actually look like Rihanna is trying to keep her bra covered…so is it really a “slip”?

· Photos by Pacific Coast News (pacificcoastnews.com)

Photos by Pacific Coast News (pacificcoastnews.com)
Photos by Pacific Coast News (pacificcoastnews.com)
Photos by Pacific Coast News (pacificcoastnews.com)

Too long has the titty had its topography hidden under the absolute tyranny of clothing! We are a people fully supportive of unsupported breasts, and we want you to see how badly these nipples want to escape and be seen by the whole world.

We have to advocate for the nipple in this fashion because we’ll burn if we walk around topless and political manifestos with words rarely get much attention. However, if we were going to write one, it’d probably look something like this: “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all nipples are created equal, that the well-endowed and the petite both have certain unalienable rights, that among these are bralessness and pursuit the lenses of the paparazzi.”

But that’s just corny. People will get the point once they see how many celebrities have nipples that are allied with this cause. Spoiler alert: hella nipples are allied with this cause.

Emma Watson
Emma Watson was just minding her business, rolling around with her homies, when all of a sudden the cameras started popping. Her nipple decided this was the perfect time to secede, and it made its declaration right then and there in front of everyone. Emma Watson’s panties noticed that the dress was experiencing a moment of shock and weakness, and so it decided to join the nipple and say What Up to the cameras. It can happen in an instant, people. Sometimes even two instants.

[Via Celeb Skin Blog (celebskinblog.blogspot.com)]
Milla Jovovich
This nipslip is extra phenomenal for a couple of reasons. First of all, it looks like the dress was designed to accidentally expose and frame the nipple. Second, this happened at Mikhail Gorbachev’s 80th birthday party. Can you think of a better gift for the former—and only—President of the Soviet Union?

[Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)]
Courteney Cox
Sometimes it seems like nipple freedom is such a valid and natural concept that even forces of nature are for it. Such was the case for this photo. Courteney Cox probably knew that the paparazzi was watching when she went for a swim, but she figured they’d only get some bikini pictures and that would be that. Little did Courteney know that she’d be making a political statement when the ocean assaulted her body with a bikini-loosening slap, giving her nipple the chance to speak its cold and stiffened mind.

[Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)]
Dita Von Teese and Nicole “Coco” Austin
Who can forget April 11, 2011, the day that both Dita Von Teese and Nicole Austin decided to wear see-through clothing? What are the odds that two women with so little in common (except their shared habit of showing their breasts) would show their breasts on the same day, in the same fashion? We suspect they synchronized their movements with Twitter or something of the sort, but they refuse to comment on the date in question for fear that anti-nipple activists would try to stop them.

[Pictures via Coco's Plixi (plixi.com) andThe Nip Slip (thenipslip.com)]
Goldie Hawn
Goldie Hawn is sixty-five years old and she can slip nips with the best of the post-adolescents. Some other gals might sense the drooping of the dress and spend the day making paranoid tugs at the fabric, but not Goldie. She’s proving that nipple rights awareness is not only for the younger set; it speaks to women of all generations. (And men! Men enjoy this too, we assume.)

[Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)]
Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace
We’re doing this nipple thing in conjunction with American Independence, but that doesn’t mean we’re pulling some nationalist shtick here. The United Nipple Front welcomes men and women from all walks of life, even British glamour models who appeared on “Big Brother.” If anyone should protest, saying that we should keep this nipple round-up as American as possible, we challenge you to find someone who looks anywhere near this enthusiastic about accidentally flashing her tits in public.

[Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)]
Tara Reid
This picture presents a strong argument for an all-American nipple movement. It’s Tara Reid, America’s sweetheart, not looking at the camera, fixing her luxurious hair, showing a touch of areola, sitting in front of a chocolate cake that is shooting fireworks up her nostrils.

[Via The Nip Slip (thenipslip.com)]
Khloe Kardashian
When we first posted about the time that Khloe Kardashian slipped a nip on “Fox and Friends,” we were already tired of the story. Then we had a chance to rethink this slip in context of all the other instances of accidental celebrity exposure, and we started warming up to Khloe. Now that we’re gunning for nipslip awareness, we realize that we judged Khloe too harshly. Not only is she accepting of her nipslip—and the attention it earned her—she’s enthusiastic about it, and we could use more (pseudo-)celebrities like that.

[Via Khloe Kardashian's Twitter (twitter.com)]
Carrie Prejean
A lot comes to mind when we think of Carrie Prejean. When think of when she was Miss California USA 2009, when she made some unfortunate comments about same-sex marriage, when she was defended by Donald Trump, and when she was fired for having pictures of her naked back floating around. But the first thing that comes to mind—the real fleur de sel of the Carrie Prejean memory bank—is this nipslip/indignant face photo. Oh, and we also think of when Alexis Texas played her in “You’re Nailin’ Palin.”

[Via Egotastic (egotastic.com)]
Karissa Shannon
Obviously, it’s not too surprising or exhilarating when a Playboy Playmate has a nipslip (or in this case, a majorityofherbreastslip), but this picture is still important to us. You can see the patriarchal hand of nipple coverage swooping in on Karissa’s dress in order to cast the boob back into darkness. Perhaps that’s what motivates Karissa to make such a sassy face on the red carpet. Oh, Karissa: keep your face sassy and your nipple slipping.

[Via Egotastic (egotastic.com)]

Yes, the boob was so just damn hot that her dress could not contain it and it flopped out on “Wetten, dass…?” Incidentally, that’s the most popular Saturday television show in Europe. The story gets better though.

Let’s backtrack first. We’re a tad offended that J.Lo would go ahead and accidentally show her tits to all of Europe before she accidentally showed them to us on our popular TV shows. (We’ve been patiently waiting for more details on her sex tape, and all we get is Khloe Kardashian on “Fox and Friends”?) Furthermore, the events leading up to the titslip were kind of hilarious. Lopez arrived on “Wetten, dass…?” in a horse-drawn carriage, wearing a loose, flowing gown and unsteady high heels. Descending from the carriage got her off balance, the dress failed her, and the breast came out.

Let it be known that hubris and titties do not mix.

If you haven’t noticed already, we here at Fleshbot are pretty into upskirts, downblouses, and all manners of bodily slippage. But there’s more to it than what the paparazzi sees! Sometimes a nipple will make it on TV or film, and that, to us, is magical.

Maybe the Nikka Costa nipslip was just an illusion, but it definitely got us thinking about all our favorite instances when clothing, movement, weather, or camera flashes caused some bit of flesh to escape its owner and/or censors. After doing some research, we were surprised to discover that this business is damn near omnipresent. Our selections might not represent the most iconic examples, but they’re ones that we really enjoy (read: could easily find visual evidence of online).

Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
Where do we begin on our journey? We might as well start with one of the greatest movies of all time: “Return of the Jedi.” Perhaps this isn’t the most graphic boob slip in the history of film, but the fact that it happened in one of the world’s most beloved sci-fi films pushes it to the top of our list. Oona Oola, one of the unfortunate dancers doomed to entertain Jabba the Hutt, decides that she would rather face digestion in the stomach of a rancor than deal with her master’s affections, and in her final moments of resistance, her tit flops out.

As far as we’re concerned, accidentally nudity is the only thing the “Star Wars” trilogy was missing.

· See the video at Metacafe (metacafe.com)
Basic Instinct
Although this moment will forever be seen as the perfect synthesis of personal power and pussy flashing, it’s been suggested that Sharon Stone didn’t intend to show so much on film. She asserts that the director had her remove her panties because it was messing with the lighting (Worst. Excuse. Ever) and that they wouldn’t shoot anything too revealing. We don’t want to sound like skeptical shmucks, but Sharon’s statement could be part of the hype around this scene. Regardless, no one will deny that this has to be the one of the most-paused moments in film history.

· Care to see it in motion? We have the video here.
Modern Problems
There are just so many damn examples of accidental film nudity that we had no idea what to show you. There’s Claire Danes in “Polish Wedding,” Milla Jovovich in “Chaplin,” Winona Ryder in “Square Dance,” and countless others. But we felt that to truly capture the absurdity of the slippage, we should discuss this moment in the 1981 Chevy Chase film “Modern Problems.” After Chevy’s telekinetic powers make Patti D’Arbanville come, she rolls over and accidentally lets her nipple show. We’re going to assume that Chevy knew about this but was super down with it. That’s how Chevy rolls.
“Boys (Summertime Love)” – Sabrina
Yes, even music videos have hidden moments of fleshy goodness. Even though we just saw Rihanna’s nipples in a white, tube-y number, we don’t want you to think that this is anything new. We’d like to take a moment to remind you of a little number by Sabrina from 1987 called “Boys (Summertime Love)” in which Sabrina spends the majority of the video wearing a white, strapless bikini. When does she show too much? The real question is when doesn’t she show too much. As our editrix said when we first found this video, “We can’t remember the last time we saw a girl in a strapless bikini that couldn’t possibly stay up under the weight of a few drops of water… and that makes us really, really sad.”

· Boys boys boys – Sabrina (youtube.com)
America’s Got Talent
Nipslips on primetime network television? How could this be? All we can say is that this woman’s act was so gosh darn enthralling and entertaining that the judges, producers, censors, and everyone else at NBC let it pass by unnoticed. That’s really something! We’ve done the research that proves America loves nudity way more than it loves actual talent, and this is one of the few outliers.

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)

Saturday Night Live
NBC? More like N Be Trippin’. Anyway, Lady Gaga is no stranger to scandal, and she’s definitely comfortable pushing her bodily boundaries, but this was most certainly an accident. However, if it wasn’t, then this is a picture of three of the best performers in the world.

· Watch the full episode on Hulu (hulu.com)
Attack of the Show!
See? This kind of stuff happens everywhere to everyone. Even tech savvy networks like G4 make mistakes and let Sara Jean Underwood go on TV with bits of her nipples hanging out of her Wonder Woman costume. Actually, now that we’ve written that down, it seems a little too perfect to be an accident. If you were trying to boost ratings, and you knew that everyone had the hots for one of your anchors, and you had to pick a single moment in which to satisfy all of the fans’ desperate yearnings, wouldn’t you engineer something like this? It’s moments like these that we expect to be suddenly shut down by a member of the Nudity Illuminati.

· See more at Pretty Hot & Sexy (prettyhotandsexy.sk)
Fox and Friends
Not only was this a rather dramatic bit of slippage, but Khloe Kardashian’s response was not at all what we expected. She. Was. Stoked.

The minute it hit the internet, she tweeted: “My mom just called me saying my nip slip is “all over the internet!” Ha! Is it weird that I love it?! Who knew nipples were so special?” She then proceeded to tweet about it for the rest of the day. A few days later, however, she retweeted this Bible quote: “1 Peter 5:7~ Let Him have all your worries and cares, for He is always thinking about you and watching everything that concerns you.”

Was He watching for your nipple, Khloe? Perhaps not. But everyone else was.

· Khloe’s Twitter (twitter.com)

We have a confession to make–we blew it this month. We had meant to make our monthly holiday appreciation posts a first day kind of thing, but something about the holiday of Labor got into our heads and we guess we took that day off. Actually, there’s no excuse for this bout of lazy/forgetfulness–but thankfully, September is “Be Kind To Editors and Writers Month,” so you can’t complain. In the spirit of forgiveness and remembrance, however, we decided to honor all those days you missed out on over the past four weeks (while you still have a few hours left to enjoy them) and give you something to look forward to next year. As for October … well shoot, that’s tomorrow! Looks like we’ve got some work to do …

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Library Card Sign-up Month

Flesh Flicks: File This One Away For Later

National Hispanic Heritage Month

Para Ti: Our Favorite Ladies Of Latin America
How Fuckable Is Your Country? Latin American Edition

Shameless Promotion Month

“Not Bewitched XXX”: More Hype Than You Can Twitch Your Nose At

Pleasure Your Mate Month

Marital Aid Test Kitchen

National Singles Week (September 15th-21st)

Masturbation

National Clean Hands Week (September 15th-21st)

Stories With A Happy Ending: Top Ten Massage Sex Videos

Anniversary of the premiere of “Star Trek” (September 8, 1966)

XXX Trek: Even The Klingons Are Afraid
Leonard Nimoy Boldly Defends Full-Figured Women
William Shatner Does Playboy

Bald is Beautiful Day (September 8)

The Bald And The Beautiful: Shaved Head Girls Are Cool

Wife Appreciation Day (September 9)

Mothers Know Best (Even If They’re Not Always Actual Mothers): Top Ten MILF Sex Videos

Video Games Day (September 12)

Ava And Mia Do “Halo 3″
Exclusive: Hannah Harper Does “Whorecraft”

National Student Day (September 16)

Higher Learning: Top Ten Classroom Sex Videos

Women’s Friendship Day (September 16)

Sapphic Erotica Galleries

Talk Like a Pirate Day (September 19)

Talk Like A Pirate (Or Just Fap Like One)
Pirates II Coverage

Hobbit Day (September 22)
Flesh Flicks: Size Doesn’t Matter (Or Make Sense)

National Hunting and Fishing Day (September 25)
Flesh Flicks: Lesbians Ahoy!

Love Note Day (September 28)

Spice Up Your Sex Life The Cosmo Way

Chewing Gum Day (September 30)

Bubble Gum Porn: Chew On This

Rosh Hashanah (September 30)

The Chosen Ones: Jewish Girls In Porn

International Women’s E commerce Days (September 18th-21st)
Club Jenna, Teravision, Joanna Angel, Melissa Midwest, Baby Sinead, etc…..

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Previously: August Appreciation Month: Hot And Sweaty, Just The Way We (Sorta) Like It

Sure, most high school teachers like to kick back during quiet study time and watch a little bondage porn on their classroom computer. Most of them are just smart enough to unhook the video projector before they do. At least someone is learning a lesson. (newsnet5.com)

Japanese police launched a full-scale murder investigation after the gruesome discovery of body bound, gagged and wrapped in plastic … that was actually just a life-size sex doll. Man, those CSI guys are good! (guardian.co.uk)

John McCain told a crowd of tattooed bikers at the Sturgis motorcycle rally that his wife, Cindy, would make an excellent candidate for the local beauty pageant, Miss Buffalo Chip. What does he think her strongest event would be? The wet t-shirt contest or the pickle licking demonstration? If only we could pick all our First Ladies this way. (Click thumbnail for video.)

. . .

· Pickle Lickin’ Contest (YouTube)
· McCain Suggests Wife Participate In Topless Contest (huffingtonpost.com)

Sure, the Japanese may come up with all sorts of new crotch-related fetishes … but when it comes to the simple delights of a good old fashioned see-through pantyhose crotch flash, the Americans still do it best. (And yes, we know that Victoria Silvstedt is technically Swedish. Still!) (taxidrivermovie.com)

Lots of guys like to joke with their fishing buddies about how their wife won’t have sex with them, but when you’re the Governor of Minnesota and your “buddies” are everyone listening to a live radio broadcast, that makes things a little awkward. Not as awkward as how some governors handle it, but still not smooth. (foxnews.com)

Everyone has jumped on the nude charity calendar wave–just like those ladies in that adorable movie–and it’s a totally great idea that can’t lose … until you get stuck with a $16,000 printing bill and 5,000 unsold copies. Thanks a lot, Helen Mirren! (smh.com.au)

Worst way to learn that you’ve been cuckolded: finding a used condom in your wife’s hooha. (For the doubters: yes, it can happen). (observer.org.sz + onedatatime.typepad.com)

You should be careful about watching porn at work because you never know if someone else can see it, particularly if you work at a TV station and that “someone else” is the entire population of French Polynesia. Although they probably appreciated this break in the usual programming. (nzherald.co.nz)

You may remember the New York Times writing a little story about three modern women who earn their living having sex for money, which was a very timely and compelling look at the current state of prostitution in this country, except … two of those three women don’t actually have sex for money. We guess the reporter didn’t realize that “sex work” doesn’t just mean hookers, but at least they made an effort! Sort of. (Gawker)

We suppose it was too much to hope that this “nude dancing protest” was not a protest against nude dancing, but actually protesters dancing in the nude. We just can’t catch a break. (milforddailynews.com)

Yes, occasionally it becomes necessary to clear out an overgown porn collection, but dumping 1,000 hardcore DVDs in an empty lot is not the best way to dispose of the evidence. Hasn’t this guy ever heard of eBay? (mdn.mainichi.jp)

We’re a little confused by this furniture ad from UK superstore Marks and Spencer. We see the “modern curves” and “soft-look styling”, but where are the durable hardwood feet? However, we think that once we get this baby in our living room, we’ll still be pretty happy. (theregister.co.uk)

The District of Columbia seems to have a bit of a porn problem, since nine city employees have been fired and 32 others suspended for surfing the naughty nets during work hours. Then again, if it’s that easy to look at porn while you’re at work, we don’t see what the problem is. (pcworld.com + washingtoncitypaper.com)

Returning your books to the library in a timely manner displays a basic level of responsibility and community spirit, especially when you remove all the boring pages and replace them with pot and porn. Who says reading isn’t fundamental anymore? (local12.com)

Wow! Only $9 each way? Spirit Airlines is about to have a lot of very happy customers … or very disappointed ones. (spiritair.com)