There is no doubt that JoJo picked one hell of a perfect swimsuit. Sure, it's a one-piece, but it not only shows off her amazing cleavage, it also manages to show off a fair amount of skin. Which is why I'm wondering what's going on by her crotch. Birthmark or tattoo or... something else?
You know what, I really don't want to get in the middle of this. I mean, I do totally want to get in the middle of this, but there is no way on earth that I could pick between Vanessa Hudgens and Stella Hudgens in some kind of sexy bathing suit contest. There is just no way, I can't, I won't, I shouldn't. There is just way too much sexiness in this family feud.
With her starring role in the new Baywatch movie, I knew that we were going to be flooded with photo spreads and advertisements featuring Alexandra Daddario in sexy bathing suits, but I'm starting to get the feeling that she's not going to be wearing anything else for a good long awhile. I am totally okay with this.
Yes, we can all clearly see that Eliza Dushku is, in fact, wearing a bathing suit. Technically speaking, this is a true statement, but the more (and more) I stare at her sexy one-piece I'm wondering if it's really a bathing suit - it appears to be closer to a series of single pieces of thread put together with the least amount of material possible.
Instagram is great for many reasons - most of them involving seeing celebrities like Vanessa Hudgens in sexy bathing suits, but sometimes the posts and pics can open your eyes to something you never thought before. Thanks to this latest sexy bathing suit pic, all I can think about is how awesome it would be to see Vanessa Hudgens go all 1970s on us.
Honestly, I thought nothing would ever make the one-piece bathing suit sexier than a zipper. Zippers on bathing suits just make the normal, run of the mill, everyday one-piece bathing suit into something that drives us crazy. But apparently, there is something out there that might just be as sexy, if not a little sexier, than the zipper on the one-piece. That would be Demi Lovato in the super low-cut one-piece.
It's been well documented that Amy Schumer is rather good at making us laugh and also being kind of sexy when she does it. Humor is such a turn on for a lot of people (myself included), but it's a whole other ballgame when Amy Schumer just wants to be sexy. I mean, damn, she looks good in a white, low-cut bathing suit, surrounded by water.
With tax season in full swing, we are reminded of the few constants in this world: Death, taxes, and Lea Michele posting sexy pictures of herself on Instagram. Yeah, life is ever changing so it's nice to have Lea Michele sexiness to keep us centered.
If you are like me (and most other people on the planet) there are a few periods in your life that you wish no one had photographic evidence of. Whether it's a haircut, a fashion trend, or just a part of your life you didn't have everything together, you just don't want to look at it. This is a problem that Ariel Winter knows nothing about it. It doesn't matter if it's today or this past summer, Ariel Winter is and was hot, no matter the time.
While I can't say for certain, it does appear that Nicki Minaj is wearing a one-piece bathing-esque ensemble. Some might find that slightly odd, especially pairing it with what seems to be a see-through and yet colorful raincoat, but if you want my humble opinion, I say there has never been a more perfect outfit for Nicki Minaj and she looks freaking fantastic in it.
I'll openly admit to never having the opportunity to play beer pong (never been invited to that kind of party), but I really must say when Olivia Munn plays I have to wonder what the slogan on her swimsuit means. Is that like her catchphrase? Is it some kind of company logo? Is that her new beer pong team? And why is it so damn sexy?
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Emily Ratajkowski's latest Instagram post has my mind racing and not for the usual reasons. Well, the usual reasons are getting my mind racing, but there is something about her face in this pic that just has me wondering - is she bored? Is she hungry? Or was this red swimsuit a normal, run of the mill one-piece until she put it on and her incredible boobs turned into the sexiest one-piece bathing suit on the planet? Maybe it's a combination of the three.
So, here’s the thing about Sara Sampaio, she’s really freaking hot. What? I didn’t say I knew something super secret about Sara Sampaio, I merely pointed out that when one looks up any image of Sara Sampaio they can’t be blown away by how freaking hot she is.
There comes a time in life when a look you so loved really isn’t for you anymore. Like, I can remember clearing out my closet of all those fun novelty T-shirts that had once brought me so much joy, but alas, I was simply too old to pull of the “Dickens Cider, Hard Apple Cider” T-shirt. Yes, we all have to say goodbye to stuff like that . . . unless you are Olivia Munn. Then wear whatever the hell you want!
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