It's not fair, Elizabeth Hurley. It's not fair to all the other Instagram users, Instagram watchers, and casual Instagram fans. Every single time you put on a bikini or sexy one-piece bathing suit, it's not fair to all the others who want to do the same. You are just way, way, way hotter than all the rest. Stop it, Elizabeth Hurley - just stop it.
Overalls - I can't pull them off. No matter how I try them, no matter what is on underneath them, it's just not the look for me. I can't pull them off. And that's typical. There is one style of clothing that, no matter how hard we try, we can't pull off. Unless you're Aubrey O'Day - then there is no such thing as a bathing suit that isn't sexy.
Technically speaking, Ashley James is wearing a one-piece bathing suit. It just also happens to be a one-piece bathing suit that believes it's a bikini. One has to imagine that the tan lines on Ashley James after spending a day out in the fun and sun are slightly odd, but very, very sexy.
Oh, Rachel Bilson, even though you are wearing the least provocative bathing suit, even though your friends are kind of hot, and even though you're kind of in the background of your own Instagram pic, you are still the hottest one of the bunch. That's probably how it's been your whole life, Rachel Bilson. You are a hell of a beautiful woman.
As much as I would like to remind Hilary Duff about the dangers of jumping head first into murky waters, I'm a little too distracting by her ass to think about much of anything else. Hilary Duff, you do what you want to do with that fantastic rear end of yours.
There is really no way to make Nicole Kidman unattractive. You can't really dress her up in some outrageous costume or give her fake teeth or do anything to make her not be the goddess she is. I mean, if anyone can pull off the cowboy hat with a red bathing suit and pokies look, it's going to be Nicole Kidman.
If I can do anything to avoid doing chores, then I'm going to do that instead. We all have to do stuff: put the dishes away, take out the trash, water the yard, stuff we'd rather not do. There is only one way to get these tasks done, and that's by finding a new approach. And the best approach I've found: be sexy like Elizabeth Hurley while doing chores.
One of my favorite phrases is, "I need so and so like I need another hole in my head." Not sure why, but I've always enjoyed saying that. But there are some times when having too much of something is a pretty awesome thing. I mean, do we need another Alexandra Daddario sexy swimsuit photo spread? Um, hell to the yes we do.
There is no doubt that JoJo picked one hell of a perfect swimsuit. Sure, it's a one-piece, but it not only shows off her amazing cleavage, it also manages to show off a fair amount of skin. Which is why I'm wondering what's going on by her crotch. Birthmark or tattoo or... something else?
You know what, I really don't want to get in the middle of this. I mean, I do totally want to get in the middle of this, but there is no way on earth that I could pick between Vanessa Hudgens and Stella Hudgens in some kind of sexy bathing suit contest. There is just no way, I can't, I won't, I shouldn't. There is just way too much sexiness in this family feud.
With her starring role in the new Baywatch movie, I knew that we were going to be flooded with photo spreads and advertisements featuring Alexandra Daddario in sexy bathing suits, but I'm starting to get the feeling that she's not going to be wearing anything else for a good long awhile. I am totally okay with this.
Yes, we can all clearly see that Eliza Dushku is, in fact, wearing a bathing suit. Technically speaking, this is a true statement, but the more (and more) I stare at her sexy one-piece I'm wondering if it's really a bathing suit - it appears to be closer to a series of single pieces of thread put together with the least amount of material possible.
Instagram is great for many reasons - most of them involving seeing celebrities like Vanessa Hudgens in sexy bathing suits, but sometimes the posts and pics can open your eyes to something you never thought before. Thanks to this latest sexy bathing suit pic, all I can think about is how awesome it would be to see Vanessa Hudgens go all 1970s on us.
Honestly, I thought nothing would ever make the one-piece bathing suit sexier than a zipper. Zippers on bathing suits just make the normal, run of the mill, everyday one-piece bathing suit into something that drives us crazy. But apparently, there is something out there that might just be as sexy, if not a little sexier, than the zipper on the one-piece. That would be Demi Lovato in the super low-cut one-piece.
It's been well documented that Amy Schumer is rather good at making us laugh and also being kind of sexy when she does it. Humor is such a turn on for a lot of people (myself included), but it's a whole other ballgame when Amy Schumer just wants to be sexy. I mean, damn, she looks good in a white, low-cut bathing suit, surrounded by water.
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