There is no doubt that Olivia Munn is hot. She has been and probably will continue to be one of the hottest hotties around. She is without a doubt someone we all wish would do another (and longer) topless scene. Recently I've noticed that whenever a new Olivia Munn pic rolls across my desk there's something about it, about her... is it that Olivia Munn has become way too hot?
There's that old philosophical question, "If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" While I get the purpose of the question, I'm wondering if maybe we should update it a little bit. For example, "If a statue is already hard, does it get harder if Aubrey O'Day is rocking a sexy one-piece near it?"
I know I can't be the only one who's noticed this, right? Everyone with a working set of eyeballs has to have seen what I'm seeing, correct? It can't just be me. Sarah Hyland is wearing less and less clothes.
I know I shouldn't make money puns when talking about Elizabeth Banks, but damn it, I just can't help myself. I have no doubt she's heard all of them before and she'll keep hearing them - when you are as cute sexy as she is, people just lose all control around her.
We all have our own way of celebrating milestones. For some a framed picture of the event is always a nice reminder, and for others throwing a party is the only way to celebrate. And for Julianne Hough the only way to celebrate having four million Instagram followers is to wear the sexiest red one-piece bathing suit on the market.
There's that old saying about "catching a bull by the horns", but what if that bull is not a bull, it's a raft. And what if it's January Jones in a pool, grabbing those horns. Do you really want her to get them or do you just want to watch her keep trying? Honestly, I have no answer to this one, my friends.
Don't you hate when you hear about something that sounds like it goes great together, but then when you get it, it sucks? Yeah, that's terrible. Thankfully Kelly Brook in bikini paired with dancing is everything you hoped it would. There will no disappointment with this Instagram video. Well, maybe a little because I think we all wish the Kelly Brook bikini dancing video was longer.
It's not fair, Elizabeth Hurley. It's not fair to all the other Instagram users, Instagram watchers, and casual Instagram fans. Every single time you put on a bikini or sexy one-piece bathing suit, it's not fair to all the others who want to do the same. You are just way, way, way hotter than all the rest. Stop it, Elizabeth Hurley - just stop it.
Overalls - I can't pull them off. No matter how I try them, no matter what is on underneath them, it's just not the look for me. I can't pull them off. And that's typical. There is one style of clothing that, no matter how hard we try, we can't pull off. Unless you're Aubrey O'Day - then there is no such thing as a bathing suit that isn't sexy.
Technically speaking, Ashley James is wearing a one-piece bathing suit. It just also happens to be a one-piece bathing suit that believes it's a bikini. One has to imagine that the tan lines on Ashley James after spending a day out in the fun and sun are slightly odd, but very, very sexy.
Oh, Rachel Bilson, even though you are wearing the least provocative bathing suit, even though your friends are kind of hot, and even though you're kind of in the background of your own Instagram pic, you are still the hottest one of the bunch. That's probably how it's been your whole life, Rachel Bilson. You are a hell of a beautiful woman.
As much as I would like to remind Hilary Duff about the dangers of jumping head first into murky waters, I'm a little too distracting by her ass to think about much of anything else. Hilary Duff, you do what you want to do with that fantastic rear end of yours.
There is really no way to make Nicole Kidman unattractive. You can't really dress her up in some outrageous costume or give her fake teeth or do anything to make her not be the goddess she is. I mean, if anyone can pull off the cowboy hat with a red bathing suit and pokies look, it's going to be Nicole Kidman.
If I can do anything to avoid doing chores, then I'm going to do that instead. We all have to do stuff: put the dishes away, take out the trash, water the yard, stuff we'd rather not do. There is only one way to get these tasks done, and that's by finding a new approach. And the best approach I've found: be sexy like Elizabeth Hurley while doing chores.
One of my favorite phrases is, "I need so and so like I need another hole in my head." Not sure why, but I've always enjoyed saying that. But there are some times when having too much of something is a pretty awesome thing. I mean, do we need another Alexandra Daddario sexy swimsuit photo spread? Um, hell to the yes we do.
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