Surfing is a sport that at one point we've all wished we could do but never have. Whether it's because we are landlocked or because we could never stand up on that surfboard when it was on the beach and those girls we were trying to impress kept laughing at us, surfing was just never in the cards. That's okay, surfing isn't for everyone, but Lindsay Lohan showing off her cleavage by a surfboard is something we can all enjoy.
As I sit here staring for more time than I care to admit at the lovely Kara Del Toro soaking wet in an incredibly sexy bathing suit, I have two thoughts: First, I feel like the swimsuit designers are really making an effort to make one-piece bathing suits really sexy now, and two, Kara Del Toro is hot. I mean, she's like really hot. She's like hotter than the warm rays of sun streaming down on her incredibly hot body.
Those wavy locks, that smile that can light up a room, and that magnificent cleavage can only mean one thing: We are staring at Olivia Culpo. You don't need to wear a sexy one-piece bathing suit with your name on it for us to know who you are. We can recognize that cleavage anywhere.
We all have certain ways of doing things. Whether you think about it or not, we all walk a certain way, talk a certain way, do dishes, rake the yard, swim, run, bike, and so on in a way that truly our own. For Demi Lovato she has a certain way of catching some rays. That way, sexy. Very, very, very sexy.
There is a danger to this Sara Jean Underwood Instagram video. No, it's not that she's too sexy in that barely there one-piece bathing suit. The real danger is at the beginning when she motions for us to follow her. If Sara Jean Underwood wants to us to follow her, then damn it, we are going to follow her. And that much power is dangerous... and really freaking sexy.
Sure, the new year has literally just started, but I'm going to go ahead and declare that Demi Lovato's low cut, one-piece swimsuit is officially the cherry on top of the 2018 sundae. Hell, I'm fine if the sundae is nothing more than Demi Lovato in this swimsuit. Seriously, where in the world did she find this one?
You know what we really don't have enough of? Olivia Munn in a bikini. It really is one of the most awesome sights we can ever seen and yet it feels like we don't ever seen enough of it. It's kind of a shame there isn't a channel solely dedicated to Olivia Munn in a bikini. But then again, that channel would have to complete with the Olivia Munn in a sexy one-piece bikini channel.
There's nothing quite like finding out your life was missing something that you had no idea you needed. You feel whole, you feel refreshed, you feel like you can take on any task and complete it without a single problem. Yes, my friends, that's how you're going to feel after you watch Emily Ratajkowski doing a sexy dance in a sexy bathing suit.
Typically when someone gets a one-piece bathing suit, maybe there's a little cleavage. If we are somewhat lucky, perhaps we'll get to see a little butt. And if we are truly lucky then maybe, just maybe, there's some sideboob. Rita Ora is not your typical hottie so it shouldn't be all that surprising that her one-piece bathing suit shows off all three.
It seems like every single time I glance over at Instagram, there are January Jones and her cleavage. That got me thinking - I think Instagram needs to jump in the TV Show game with "Cleavage Time with January Jones!" It doesn't have to be a long show - only a couple of minutes - but you have January Jones doing stuff with her cleavage. I'm telling you, it's a hit.
We have all witnessed many different versions of Julianne Hough. There's Dancing with the Stars (2006-2016) Julianne Hough, there's going into the gym Julianne Hough, there's coming out of the yoga studio Julianne Hough, and there's even topless from behind Julianne Hough. No matter the Julianne Hough, it's sexy. But of all the Julianne Houghs, I do believe that coming out of the pool Julianne Hough might be the best.
Okay, I'm just going to come out and say it. We need more Stephanie Beatriz and we need it like two weeks ago. I know I'm not the only one on the Stephanie Beatriz bandwagon and we really could use some more sexy pics of her as soon as humanly possible.
There is no doubt that Olivia Munn is hot. She has been and probably will continue to be one of the hottest hotties around. She is without a doubt someone we all wish would do another (and longer) topless scene. Recently I've noticed that whenever a new Olivia Munn pic rolls across my desk there's something about it, about her... is it that Olivia Munn has become way too hot?
There's that old philosophical question, "If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" While I get the purpose of the question, I'm wondering if maybe we should update it a little bit. For example, "If a statue is already hard, does it get harder if Aubrey O'Day is rocking a sexy one-piece near it?"
I know I can't be the only one who's noticed this, right? Everyone with a working set of eyeballs has to have seen what I'm seeing, correct? It can't just be me. Sarah Hyland is wearing less and less clothes.
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