Ernest Borgnine is 91 years old, but he has a very simple secret for his longevity: Jerking off, and lots of it. Thankfully, he decided to share this tidbit with a live national TV audience. So is that what “The Dirty Dozen” was about? (video @ bestweekever.tv)

More proof — as if you needed any — that you’re never to old for sex toys: at 75, “Gagging For It” Gwen Bailey is still selling (and using) all sorts of sexy playthings. If only our grandmother was that cool! (Not that we want to think about our grandmother

A new study from the Center for the Completely Obvious shows that hip college students are much more accepting of porn than their square parents. We are so down with that radical stuff, man, because we are totally young and hip too, bro! (avn.com, groovy college chick via playboy.com)