Guess who’s on the cover of the latest Village Voice? Supreme Commandress Stoya, that’s who, and beneath her lovely face it says, “The Prettiest Girl in New York [line break] Is a Porn Star.” You hear that, universe? She’s ours. We called her the prettiest so she has to love us now because that’s how it works. Fourth grader logic, go!

Hey, are you going to be in New York City next week? Good! Then that means you can check out two amazing analog artists expressing their erotic selves in the same gallery next week! Our beloved Ellen Stagg is teaming up with renowned vinyl artist Hiroshi Kumagai to celebrate the blossoming lust of spring with a show called “Seeing Double.” We’re going to be there and you should too!

In New York? Looking for something to do tonight? Head on over to Headquarters Gentlemen’s Club at 9pm for the latest installment of Fleshbot Fridays, New York’s hottest pornstar-hosted burlesque show. Tonight’s edition is sponsored by EvilAngel.com‘s “Voracious,” and features the stunning Darenzia, with performances by Bea B Hart, Harvest Moon, and Victoria Privates.

We’ve been talking about “About Cherry” for months now…and we’re pleased to announce that we’re able to offer free admission to a screening of the film this Tuesday, 9/18, to 100 lucky readers!

Do you like free parties? Do you like Stoya? Do you like amazing burlesque? Do you like free Fleshlights? How about drink specials, sexy trivia, and eye popping magic? If you said yes to any (or all!) of the above, and you’re going to be in New York City this Friday, then friends: you have no choice but to stop by Headquarters Gentleman’s Club for Fleshbot Friday.

The excerpt below is taken directly out of a journal I had when I first began modeling in New York. What you see is what you get–I didn’t write any more.

I spend my time bouncing back and forth from New York to Los Angeles. When I’m in LA, I spend most of my time in the Valley, where I don’t see much other than various fast food chains and gas stations. When I’m in New York, I spend most of

Christmas may still be a few days away, but Chanuka’s already in full force—and thankfully, we were able to stop spinning the dreidel long enough to unwrap this amazing gift from Ellen Stagg. If you were blown away by those photos of Stoya and Buck Angel we published last month,

Clearly Eniko Mihalik does what all of us do when we have hotel rooms: she gets naked, and stands on top of the bed. Of course, because Eniko is probably hotter than all of us combined, her room is at the Soho Grand in New York, and photographer Hanna Putz

We spent our last birthday eating a Cookiepuss and throwing back drinks. We thought that was pretty good—until we saw what Jessie Lee did for her birthday. Between all the scantily clad bodies, Joanna Angel’s risque striptease, and the requisite birthday spanking, we’re starting to feel a little bit cheated…though,

Every year, right around this time, women across the country go topless in a protest against the double standard that chains women (and their breasts) beneath the weight of clothing. And every year, right around this time, we find ourselves marveling over the fact that it’s a nudity-laden protest that’s

It’s been a surprisingly long time since we last heard of anything naughty happening at New York’s Standard Hotel (which, you may recall, grew (in)famous for its floor to ceiling glass windows that offered passersby the voyeuristic thrill of observing hotel guests in their private moments). Thankfully, the dry spell

Public toplessness! It’s totally legal in New York State. Time and again, people try to test this, and though the originality of the concept has waned, it’s not like we’re ever going to get tired of ladies taking off their tops in public. (And if we are, kill us.) Today’s

“Game of Thrones” fans may be all atwitter about dragons, but we’ve got a whole other class of supernatural creature on the mind: mermaids. Yes, dragons may have returned to the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros, but on Saturday, mermaids returned to Coney Island—and though it’s debatable which occasion was celebrated

After last week’s California-themed round-up, we obviously had to put together one for New York: Fleshbot’s home base, the most cosmopolitan city in America, and a place sexy for both its women and its architecture. We don’t want to start any sort of East-West rivalry. We love all directions pretty

Fun fact: did you know it’s actually completely legal for women to walk the streets of New York City sans top? (It totally is.) Now let’s all give thanks for that sexiest of civil rights, and enjoy this delicious gallery of Veruca James, celebrating her freedom all over this great

Tristan Taormino’s “Rough Sex” blew our minds. The sequel took our breath away. Now, the third installment in the series—”Adrianna’s Dangerous Mind”—is threatening to pulverize what’s left of us into a very sexy pulp. The film won’t be out for a few weeks, but when it is, we’ll be celebrating—along

You may not think of Warren Ellis’s Transmetropolitan as the paragon of sexiness, but that’s only because you haven’t seen crush objects Jiz Lee and Ryan Keely dressed up as Spider Jerusalem and his filthy assistant, respectively. Consider that remedied. Last Sunday, Jiz flew into New York City for a

Still wondering what Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel got up to on New Year’s Eve? Well, we’ll give you a few hints: she was at a party, somewhere in America’s largest city, hanging out with naked girls. Figure it out yet? Did you guess that she was at the Burning Angel

Unlike certain charities we could name, the drive to help Jessie Lee is more than just a passing fad: though Jessie’s accident was over a month ago, her friends and fans are still showing their support (and boobs) for her. Why, just last week, the Bombshell Brats descended on the