These are exciting times. Let’s say you’re a musical artist and you are making a video. If it was the 90′s, you’d have to get a contract with MTV and a huge budget, you’d have to come up with drug euphemisms instead of showing actual illegal drug use, and, most importantly, you could not show BOOBS. Now all you need is a decent camera and vimeo and plus you can totally show weed and BOOBS IN YOUR VIDEO. Also near nudity and some very sexy undulations.

There is no doubt in our minds that Erika Knight has been a very very very bad girl. She’s been dressing like a slutty professor on a black sabbatical and getting her own name tattooed on her ass. You can tell from the look in her eyes she’s been on a trampage. She must be stopped!

Well, we have come up with a lot of creative ways to masturbate. But we have to admit, we’ve never tried rubbing ourselves up on a big glass vase. After our initial confusion at this GIF, we started to actually sorta come round to the idea. Glass is sleek and smooth and cool and most importantly see through!

We are so fucking stoked for this trend in porn where girls get discovered out riding their bikes and taken advantage of. And we’re always glad when the bike gets incorporated into the action as a fetish object, because what object do we love more than our bicycles? Like when we get to see pussy being dragged along the saddle seat. Mmmmm!

Fitness is important, and if you can possibly do it at the beach, even better, and if you can be naked that’s really the best of all possible worlds. We have to tell you, we’re tentative about hyperbole, but this MIGHT BE THE BEST GIF OF ALL TIME. It’s scenic, goofy (lookit that grin!), proves babes are tough, absurdly arousing, and … well, features titty smooshing in the wet sand. What more could you ask for in this crazy world

We are big fans of sexy noir movies over here at Fleshbot. The tortured souls, the creepy villains, and of course the femme fatales. But the one thing film noir is really missing is gratuitous mysterious nudity, and suggested/represented here. We always do our best mystery solving in the nude, so why should hard-boiled detectives and femme fatales be any different?

We have read the Kamta Sutra back to front and we have listened to the book on tape read by Tilda Swinton and we have seen the many movies about it and attended many classes, and we do all of our excersizes daily (we’re doing one right now as we write this, can you tell?) and we have to admit we do not remember the part where it instructs you to smear yourself with body paint and get it on with boys and girls but we are not complaining. Maybe Tanit Pheonix and friends are just taking liberties with the ancient text, and that is just fine by us. We do remember the part where it tells you to suck on nipples, and we have been practicing that one diligently every chance we get (alright, you caught us, that is the exercise we’re doing while we write this!).

Just yesterday we gave you a sneak peak into Anastasia Abrosimovas’ horny mermaid time, and now Hana Nitsche is revealed reveling in much the same state of seaside self loving. Ladies, ladies. What does the ocean have that we don’t? We know it covers, like, most of the Earth and is very powerful and has that intoxicatingly potent scent. But you CANNOT TURN YOUR BACK ON THAT SHIT.

Wow. And you thought you loved the ocean. One day Anastasia Abrosimova was all “I just love the ocean so much!!!” And then somebody was all, “Then why don’t you marry it?!” And not be out-sassed, Anastasia said, “FINE I WILL.” And luckily their honeymoon was totally caught on camera for us to enjoy.

Tis the season. The season for cheap Christmas lights! Those things are surprisingly strong! Every January we decorate our rooms until they look like fairy princess castles, and then when babes come over they feel overwhelmed by magic and soft lightning and they melt in our arms like precious pretty snowflakes. Then they wrap themselves in pretty lights and make out while we watch. Yes, wintertime rules.

We don’t know if you have ever been to Rio, but that is one of the sexiest cities of all time. Even with the pesky statue of Christ watching over everything, there’s still an enormous amount of sin to be had. Take Dani Giehl (please!) for example. After a long day of lounging on the Copacabana beach and eating fried cheese on a stick (we’re not making this up) and drinking from macheted-open coconuts, she just looks ready for anything doesn’t she?

Predicament bondage. It’s physical. It’s psychological. And it’s really, really fun to watch. Especially when it involves a metal grate, clover nipple clamps, a cattle prod, and rope, and especially especially when a leather and lacey Bobbi Starr is doing it to pixie dream girl Alani Pi. Bobbi shocks Alani, she struggles, her nipples get pulled. Call us evil but we could watch this all day.

We’ve been saying this for years: Converse sneakers are the high heels of the future. And the future is now. It arrived sooner than we anticipated, like an overeager party guest. At least it brought a nice bottle of scotch. But now we have to awkwardly entertain the future while we wait for our friends who are gonna be fashionably late, because we always want what we haven’t got.

What can we say about leather that we haven’t already said a billion times in this very forum? Suffice to say we love it, and we always relish a new spin on leather attire. This pale pinkish brown looks great against this model’s skin and it kinda of makes us

Ahhh, the camera as phallic symbol. Of course it’s the dominant gaze, with so much agency, and it has those penetrating lenses. So when Chloe Michele holds it up to her crotch, and points it in our general direction, we can’t help but get funny feelings about who wears the pants in this relationship.

We love us some boots and some high heels and some bare feet, but damn do we love a naked girl in sneakers. We like the idea that she could lead us in a chase, maybe something like that scene in Monty Python’s Meaning of Life where all the naked girls chase Graham Chapman off a cliff, which is especially funny since Chapman was totally queer. But anyway. Girls in sneakers. Especially Anthea Page in sneakers and nothing else. Hooooboy.

There is this lovely clause in artsy fashion photography where you DON’T HAVE TO INVOLVE CLOTHES TO MAKE A FASHION STATEMENT. Ok, we guess we understand that hair and makeup and lighting and composition and environment are all part of the style. And then there’s the fact that this woman is wearing a shoe on her head. OMG it’s so … post-clothes!

The people behind Naked Me recently hopped on a scooter bare-ass naked (save for helmets) and rode it across Sydney Harbour Bridge in full view of dozens of cars and cops and God knows how many surveillance cameras. Why? Because they’re down with “body rights and sharing [their] naked selves.” That’s a good enough reason for us. We’re sure the wind felt great, too.

Oftentimes in movies you get only a glimpse of stylishly-lit nudity. But the magic of “Sex of Magic” is really long clear shots of Ji-eun Kim’s gorgeous bod bouncing around. And she makes some very adorable cumming noises. And at one point she’s all “Foreplay be damned, dude, I wanna jump on top of you and grind myself to orgasm so that’s just what I’m gonna do!” Cute!

There’s a lot of things we enjoy about staring at pictures of Mellisa Clarke, or Mel as we like to call her (Can we call you Mel, dear? Great!). She’s got this nice combo of edgy/dark and natural/sweet going on. We feel like she might be baking us our favorite cookies (that’s snickerdoodles if you’re taking notes) and then turn on a dime and say something real nasty and we like that. It keeps us on our toes. And makes for a nice contrast.