Although we missed our chance this year, we’re thinking of having a totally granola spring break vacation based on these scenes from Sundance’s “Top of the Lake.” Instead of naked bodies grinding to dubstep on the beach, we’ll go hang with many naked babes of different ages in a secluded lake while someone plays guitar and coos to herself. Sounds relaxing, right?
The last time we saw a bit of “Act Naturally,” we learned how to get by in a nudist colony. That’s quite helpful, but we don’t want to just get along with the locals, we want them to adore us. How do we fanangle that? First, refuse to get nude, then suddenly get nude. They’ll go bananas.
If Stefania Rocca were getting pressed up against a window on a tall building in the path of Hurricane Sandy, we’d be all, “Nuh-uh, girl, you take that freakiness to the basement.” But this is going down in Belgium, so we instead applaud her and her man for having the leg strength necessary to put on such a show, and ask them to not press the glass too hard because we are paranoid like that.
“We don’t condone gawking at each other’s genitals,” says Susan May Pratt, with a smile. We know it’s different when you’re watching a video than it is when you’re actually at a nudist colony, but we still feel a little guilty for ogling. It goes against the spirit of their world! That’s why we’re trying as hard as we can to stare into Susan’s eyes–her sizable, bouncy, friendly eyes.
Nothing! Maybe you should ask Miss Manners before you go to the cemetery or church with your dangly bits hanging out, but we can’t see any reason why death would require you to put clothes on. Your birthday suit should suffice for any death day, especially if the dearly departed was a naturist. Plus, nudity and grieving kind of go together; tear off your duds and release your anguish!
Doesn’t this look like the perfect life? The sun is always shining, everyone is naked all of the time, people wave to each other as they snack al fresco, and no one says a damn thing ever. We want in! And you know what the only drama that happens around
Ever wondered how Elena Anaya pulled off such a convincing sapphic performance in last year’s “Room in Rome”? Well, if these shots from Cuore are to believed, it’s because she’s also a bit of a lady lover in her private life, too. Which is almost as exciting as the revelation
You’ve just booked a stay at your local nudist resort, and you’re almost ready to get up and go…you just need to figure out what to pack. The newbies among us may think that nudists, being naked, need not concern themselves with fashion—but oh, how wrong that is. Because while
Truth be told, we can’t say that we’ve seen many “unnatural nudists.” But we like the cut of this Most Natural Nudists site’s jib all the same. Probably because of all the nudity. (themostnaturalnudists.tumblr.com)
Uh oh, is that an uptight businessman coming to judge and disapprove of the happy nudists? We might not speak French, but we’re quite fluent in the international language of bummers. If this were an American movie, there would be some sort of montage in which the campers spruce up
We know you’re probably tired of hearing about “the Facebook of _____”, especially when it has to do with sex and sexy girls. Just hear us out: here’s a social networking site dedicated to nudism, called Skinbook. If you’re a friend of bare skin (or just an enemy of clothing),
Regrettably, our lack of a time machine makes it impossible for us to actually travel back in time to a vintage naturist weekend. But with these photos from Paradise Lakes Resort, circa 1983, well, we can damn well pretend. (naturistholiday.info)
It can’t be! The most hotly anticipated lingerie sports event of the year—the Lingerie Bowl, of course—has been cancelled. Pay no attention to the website’s countdown: there will be no lingerie football extravaganza this year. What could possibly have caused such a catastrophe? Well, this year you can place the
These days, nude beaches are anything but sexy—but it wasn’t always like that. And if Hedonism II has any say in the matter, it won’t be that way for long. (blackbookmag.com, thumbnail)
Could anyone be more wholesome than Kylee Reese? Maybe, but it would be a tough slog. Just look at her face while she squirts—that might be pure new millennium porn, but if she had a volleyball in one hand, she’d look like she was in one of those old nudist
This dirty old man would really like to show you some filth. But first, he wants to tell you about it and then maybe provide a history lesson about obscenity laws in the United States from 1921 up to and including 1965. When you’re giving a lecture, it’s important to
The always helpful New York Post alerts us to all the hottest nude activities in our fair city–like nude yoga and nude restaurants. (Who knew there was such a thing!) There are even nude comedy shows! (The comedian and audience are in the buff!) And no, people laughing at your
The New York Times says the nude beach near Sandy Hook, New Jersey is one of the best kept secrets in the New York metro area. Or at least it was before it got written about in the New York Fucking Times. Nice going, jerks! (nytimes.com)
Being a nudist is nothing new. And from what we can tell, taking it off at the Sandstone Retreat was a lot more interesting than all these nakations we’ve been hearing about lately. VH1 takes a penetrating look at what it was like to get naked–and get busy–with friends, neighbors,
The Roman Catholic Church is a little peeved at a Sicilian beach town and its planned festival that is a “celebration of nudity.” Hey, we’re all naked underneath our robes, right? (telegraph.co.uk)