I don't know what it is, but whenever someone tells me to smile or says; "say cheese!" before taking a picture I instantly frown. I've been doing this for as long as I can remember and I don't really know why. Maybe I'm just being stubborn or maybe I don't like being told what to do, I can't answer. Really if you want to me grinning from year to year you should say "Smile, Emily Ratajkowski is nude!"
When I am reaching the tender age of 52, I'm sure I'll start thinking about moving someplace warmer to spend my days. Maybe I'll ponder what my imaginary grandchildren are doing. Perhaps I'll spend my days looking for the perfect buffet for dinner at 5 pm. For Paulina Porizkova, age 52 means you go nude for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit.
Personally, I don't see the appeal in cooking in the nude. One wrong move and you'll get a spice in a place where spices don't go. And don't get me started on using knives while naked. On the other hand, seeing Chrissy Teigen making a salad in the nude makes me think twice about all that.
Yes, there's nothing like a beautiful sunset over the ocean - oh, fudge it, who I am kidding? Rita Ora is hanging out naked, who the hell cares about sunsets and oceans? Sheesh, I can't even pretend to want to talk about anything other than Rita Ora hanging out naked. It's Rita Ora and she's naked, that's it.
So, I'm pretty sure everyone needs to take a ten because Myleene Klass has one hell of a stunning body and it deserves to be looked at. Yes, she is super hot. Yes, she is super fit. But to see it, to see the completely Myleene Klass package one really does need to give it their full attention. Seriously, that is one hell of a body Myleene Klass.
One can imagine that family dinners at the Hadid house are pretty damn sexy. Any time you put Bella Hadid and Gigi Hadid together it's going to make for a pretty sexy event. But when you put them together nude that's a whole different ballgame. In fact, I don't think there is even a word to describe this much Hadid hotness in one place at one time.
When in the throes of passion, the best one can hope for is a glance at yourself and your partner in the mirror as you go at it. Or you could set up a camera and record yourself, but most likely those shots will be from the side of the bed. Have you ever wondered what sex looks like from above? Well, photographer Mateo de la Rioja decided to find out, and the answer is it's very damn sexy.
Sarah Hyland is nude in the tub. Yes, it's blurry and yes, it's kind of dark, and yes, there is some kind of gold facial mask on her face, but Sarah Hyland is nude on the tub and sharing it with us. I really feel like we shouldn't look this nude Sarah Hyland in the tub in the mouth.
Look, I'm not telling anyone how to do their job, but if you're are going to feature Dakota Johnson on the cover of your magazine with the word "NAKED" in all caps under her, she better be nude in the pages. Not almost nude or close to nude or nude, but hiding behind strategically placed objects; she should be completely nude, period, end of sentence.
It can be hard to tell if a movie is going to be a hit or not. You can have all the stars, like Toni Collette, and a great story and still the movie can fall flat. Really, if you want to make sure your movie is great, then it's best to have Toni Collette go skinny dipping at some point in the film.
I'm not just saying that Emily Ratajkowski nude is a work of art just because she's doing a fantastic imitation of Botticelli's famous The Birth of Venus painting - I'm saying it because Emily Ratajkowski has to have been sculpted by the world's greatest artists and then brought life by some magic spell. Honestly, that's the only way possible for someone this hot to roaming around our little blue dot.
Doesn't matter if you're having the single greatest day in all of human history or one of those days when you can't even find a reason to get out of your bed, you need a nude Erika Albonetti. Happy, sad, upset, angry, completely neutral, you need a nude Erika Albonetti. Yep, a nude Erika Albonetti is one of those things everyone needs.
As we all know, the tagline for Las Vegas is "What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas!' It's supposed to make us want to go there, make a bunch of bad decisions, and have a great time. But if what's happening in Vegas is Marisa Papen getting nude, then that's something that needs to go out into the world. Sorry, Vegas, you can't have a nude Marisa Papen all to yourselves.
There's hardly ever a reason to go the roof. Even if you have a rooftop deck or your roof is just a kind of a cool space to hang out, you only go up there once or twice a year. Let's be honest: roofs are boring. The view is great and all, but you see one cityscape and you've seen them all. Really, the only reason to keep going up to the roof is to see if there is a nude Carla Van Der Sanden up there.
There are some days when you look out the window or you open the door and you know, you just know going out is the wrong idea. Maybe you aren't feeling yourself, maybe you know it's just going to be a crappy day, or maybe there's a nude Anna Orlova inside. And when you get that feeling, that nude Anna Orlova feeling, you just gotta stay inside.
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