Everyone knows the star tattoo is the millennial right of passage – it’s the butterfly tramp stamp for the alt set. But while many ladies have chosen to get nautical stars on their forearms or feet or bellies, Freja Beha Erichsen has one on her armpit.
It’s that time of year, when you can find a disgusting rusted metal boat floating in some isolated lake, tear off all the trappings of society, lay back, and make sure your inner labia is just the right shade of whatever.
Florence Dolce is gazing longingly at something out across the sea. What could it be? Is her ship going to come in? Someone to give her the solid pounding she so clearly deserves and yearns for? Perhaps she’s a narcissist and what she really wants is another babe who looks just like her to sail up on the horizon and make all her dreams come true. Someone with tweakable nipples and flawless skin and legs to get all tangled up in and a very very kissable cunt? Ok, we’ll just leave you with that image.
It’s great to see Kate Moss out on display, fully-lit, doin a little twist in low cobra. It suits her doesn’t it? She’s definitely air-brushed more than she needs to be, but this babe is almost 40 and she is rocking a super-fit body (as opposed to the waifish malnourished look she popularized two decades ago) and a perfectly spankable bubble butt.
You can tell Marsida is magic – maybe even a spirtual faery warrior princess – by the weird witchy things she’s doing with her arms. And by her alternating between a jeweled headband and strange animal headgear. And the fact that being outside laying on a rock makes her want to touch herself.
It’s Polaroid appreciation weekend at Fleshbot, and we swear it’s not an endorsement, cuz you can’t even buy that shit anymore, right? Polaroids harken back to a time when you could take a sexy picture and there was no chance of it ending up on your Facebook wall. There’s something so illicit about the lack of depth of field!
Maybe Tiffany Fallon travels with a stylist and when she feels a new persona coming on she gets turned into Mrs. Claus or a Skateboard Slut in three minutes flat like a crazy backstage Madonna scene change. And maybe she has a team of shirtless men wheel out a giant crescent moon for her to lounge upon. Wow, naked models have it so good.
Think about it. Wouldn’t it be nice to have a room just for sex that way all enormous pillows? It would kind of like being swallowed up inside of an enormous vagina. Which you know you want. Otherwise, why would you be here?
Wow. Just wow. This is one of the many reasons we love Queerporntube. You do not see entertaining explicit arty shit by megababes like this on regular amateur sites. This babe gets herself all sweaty and gleamily greased up, changes outfits, gets naked, fucks her mouth and dances around in front of
Could it be? Could the world finally be coming around to the fact that thick bodies are fucking sexy? If Playboy’s spread of Carlotta Champagne is any indication, then we are in for a lot more naked pictures of women who looks like they’ve got something to grab onto. We’ve
Recently we talked about Big Wet Asses and how incredibly hot and awesome it is when porn shows fountains of lube! Historically, for some fucking reason, wetness is undervalued in porn. It doesn’t make a damn bit of sense to us, since as far as we’re concerned wetness is pretty much what sex is all about.
We totally know the feeling, Kelly Madison. Sometimes you’re out hiking your pups and there’s no other humans around for miles and no sounds of cars and you’re just feeling totally one with nature and you feel like you just wanna tear all your clothes off and let it all hang out. We are so glad you went with your instincts on this one, because clearly your boobs needed to get some Vitamin D.