There are probably few things worse than being stranded in the middle of the desert. The heat, the sand, the no end in sight is enough to drive the strongest of us crazy. At least on a deserted island, there's water and trees and such, but in the desert, there's only sand. There is nothing about a desert that is appealing unless there happens to be a nude Tazia Ulrich.
While flipping through these incredible Instagram posts, I had a terrible thought... What if there was no Pamela Anderson? I know, it's terrible right. How awful would be to live in a world without the goddess we know and love, Pamela Anderson? If we lived in that world, I think I'd pray for an asteroid to hit us so life would be over.
As we all know, dinner parties in real life are never the same as in movies and on TV. Usually something isn't cooked right, the conversations come and go, and someone always has a little too much wine and shouts out something they shouldn't. Yeah, I think we all wish dinner parties were more like the ones in the pages of Vogue Italia. Full of good food, in a great dining room, filled with super hot and really naked models.
Here we are, it's that time of year again, when things are cold, windy, and it seems like it's dark all the time. I find it hard to believe that some people love winter - I am not one of them. I love the warm days of summer. I love the sunshine streaming in windows. I love long days. And most of all, I love a nude Amedea Marie by the pool.
There are some people out there who can see the beauty in an old, falling down building. They can see the history of it, the small details that remain, and sometimes people can see a nude Astrid Von Winter. Yes, no matter how old or how dilapidated or how much rubble is scattered on the ground, you have a nude Astrid Von Winter and everything is standing strong.
So, this is one of those awkward situations where I don't know what to do. Josephine Skriver is wearing a cowboy hat and nothing else and I don't know where to compliment the hat or the ass first. Seriously, why doesn't someone write down the etiquette for this situation?
One would think that everyone would already know that if Yaoyao is topless, it doesn't matter what color light you shine on her - it's going to look awesome. She has a great pair of boobs whether they are under red light or blue light or no light at all. Yet, it seems like some people out there still want to know if Yaoyao's breasts always look great. And the answer is yes.
Anytime you walk through a big city with its building scraping the sky, you can't help but look at marvel at the buildings. And if you're like me, when staring at a condo building next to another condo building you wonder if the people who live there ever see their neighbors nude. You have to admit that city living is kind of appealing if you could look at your window and see Andressa Martins nude across the street.
I'd like to tell you the number of times I write Kate Most instead of Kate Moss. There's two really good explanations as to why; first Moss is close to Most and second a nude Kate Moss really is the most. I mean, it's like the most everything, it's just so damn awesome.
There is no doubt that each and every single one of us has seen a nude picture of Madonna. She's been posing nude for as long as anyone can remember. That's one of the reasons we love her so much. But would you believe there are some never-before-seen nudes of Madonna? It's true, and they are going up for auction.
Have you tried to sit on a chair and either have it move or you landed the wrong way and instead of just re-positioning yourself, you just go with it and try to be cool? Oh yeah, I'm sure this has only happened to me last weekend. Chairs are meant to be sat on in one of two ways. It takes someone with a great naked body to make a chair work in any other way. Mel Green has found a way to make it work.
We all have hundreds of worries that fill our heads every single day of every single week of every single year. Sometimes it's easier to deal with and other times it's simply overwhelming. Every so often, we get to take a worry off the list and no matter the size of it, it feels as if the weight of the world has been lifted from our shoulders. So if you found yourself worried that a nude Myla Dalbesio might be as sexy outside as she is inside, you can go ahead and mark that one off the worry list.
Let's be honest, we all wish we were a little more flexible than we are. Even if you consider yourself to be super flexible, odds are you spend a lot of time in crazy yoga positions trying to touch your toes from behind your back. And for some people, being flexible probably comes naturally, like for Rachel Williams. I bet Rachel Williams has always been pretty damn flexible and pretty damn sexy.
Transporters - it makes sense that we don't have those. Flying cars? I can kind of see why those aren't available yet. Robot assistants, we kind of have those. We can pretty much give science a pass on all the things we were promised as children, but one thing I say we can't let slide is the lack of Heidi Klum clones.
I have to admit that the last place I would expect to see full frontal nudity is on Lady Dynamite (2016-2017). But then again, after watching Lady Dynamite when it comes to the comedy and nudity of Maria Bamford you really should expect the unexpected.
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