Norway's Troll Penis Rock Has Gone Limp! Screen shot 2017 06 28 at 11 03 35 am 1d7b9a2c featured



If you weren't aware, in Norway, there is a rock formation that looks a lot like an erect penis. So much so that is it actually named Troll Penis Rock. Locals loved the Troll Penis Rock and I'm sure any tourist who stumbled upon Troll Penis Rock also became very fond of it. Well, it would seem some asshole or assholes have gone and cut off the Troll Penis Rock.


 


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I know that in the years to come, voting for someone with a naked picture of themselves on the Internet won’t be that big of deal. For now, any kind of rumor of sexual indiscretions, nude photos, or even a suggestive tweet can ruin your political aspirations. Unless you are in Norway. Lise Marie Sommerstad, who is running for a position on the Vestfold county council, has some pretty public and pretty awesome nude photos on the web.

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Norwegian film "Pornopung" is just your average tale of a hapless young fellow whose pick up artist friends try to teach him the tricks of picking up ladies. Also, there's an actual blowjob in it.

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"All That Matters" Is Sex On The Dock, Also Berries


After many years of separation, Janne (Maria Bonnevie) and William reunite and rekindle the playful love and friendship they shared in their youth. They leave their families behind, move to a cabin by a river, frolic naked in the woods, screw on the regular, and then swim naked until they get tired and do it all over again. Also, they're being haunted by William's brother or something, but that doesn't sound too bad.

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She's Being Investigated For Having Really, Really Nice Breasts


The real story is that this Varg character is investigating a series of murders in connection with his best friend's band and wife, with whom Varg has romantic tension. However, this clip really makes it look like Varg peeped some grainy footage of a lady going topless at a club and then had to track her down to verify her booby beauty.

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Boobs Make Great Ambush Points For Action Figures


Let's be honest. Everybody wants to play with little plastic army men on a hot girl's body, except everybody's too embarrassed to admit it and/or can't remember where they left all of their toys. Don't try to deny it. You've probably tried marching a platoon down your own tummy but got bored/didn't want them pointing guns at your genitals.

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Norwegian Public TV Has Masturbation And Orgasms And We Don't


We all know that PBS deserves funding from the federal government, there's no question about that, but if they really want those perverts in charge of everything to keep the cash flowing, then perhaps they ought to take a page out of Norway's book and explore the majesty of female masturbation and orgasms. "Antiques Roadshow" is fun to watch, but not nearly as fun as this business.

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These Norwegian Nipples Were Distributed By Disney


No, we're not talking about some strange Miley Cyrus scandal; we're talking about "Erobreren," a super sexy Norwegian film that got its video distribution handled by Walt Disney Studios Home Entertainment. It has hot sex, seethrough nipples, and bread kneading that turns to passionate groping. Go Disney!

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