We've all come to love Miley Cyrus for being outlandish, slightly crazy, and pretty off the wall all while being topless and/or completely nude. And while there is no doubting the hotness of a topless Miley in a nothing more than bubble wrap coming out of a giant fake vagina, Miley in a simple off-white dress in a field of grass is pretty damn sexy if you ask me.
Styles in fashion will come and go, ebb and flow. One day giant shoulder pads are in and the next day they are not. And not being a person who pays much attention to fashion trends, I never know what is in and what is out. I only know the trends that are timeless, like jeans, T-shirts, and not wearing a bra. So, to me, Sophie Turner is just going with a classic look that never goes out of style.
Honestly, I can't think of the last good Western that hit theaters. One could argue that it's because the western genre really isn't that popular anymore, or maybe it's because all the stories that can be told through a western have been told, but really, I think the main issue with the lack of westerns is the fact none of them include an incredibly sexy Nicole Kidman. I mean, she is the reason we still have cowboy boots.
I think it's safe to say that I, along with everyone else on the face of the planet, is a huge Morena Baccarin fan. And I, along with everyone else on the face of the planet, don't think I've ever said her name correctly. Is it Ba-cca-rin? Bac-ca-rin? Bacc-a-rin? But one thing I do know is that no matter how you say Morena Baccarin, it all means the same thing: She is one hell of a sexy lady.
Even if you haven’t seen the Tom Cruise/Rebecca De Mornay 1983 classic Risky Business, you know about the sliding across the floor in your socks in a white button down shirt and undies while pretending to sing “Old Time Rock ‘n’ Roll” by Bob Seger bit. It’s been done in a million different ways and frankly, it’s getting kind of old. But then Elsa Hosk goes and does it and it seems so new and so fresh.
Can I be honest with you guys? Of course I can - you guys love it when I’m honest with you, that’s what makes us such great friends. Anyway, I’ve been thinking a lot about Kristen Stewart recently and I thought maybe it would pass, but now this picture from Elle is in front of me and I think it means I need to keep thinking about her.
There is a saying that states everything is bigger in Texas. I have no idea if this true or not, having never visited the state of Texas, but I think when it comes to cleavage that shows the majority of someone's breast, we should call it Dallas Cleavage. Not because of Texas, but because of the amazing cleavage Bryce Dallas Howard is showing.
As much as I would like to ramble on and on about how Amy Schumer is hot because funny women are really hot and all that jazz, I find myself a little on the tongue-tied side because this British GQ spread is just too damn sexy for me to joke around about.
Ballet is probably one of the world’s oldest and most beautiful forms of dance. It takes a ton of skill - you have to be fit as a fiddle and be able to express emotions with only your body. Now, I have no idea if Kendall Jenner has ever danced ballet, but she makes one hell of a sexy ballerina.
Look, I’m all for Rose McGowan pulling her shirt to the center of her chest and showing off her awesome boobs. Rose McGowan has great boobs and seeing them is always a treat . . . except when the picture is kind of dark and they kind of look like mannequin boobs. When that’s the case, it’s just one big ol’ confusing boner.
I like cake. I think we all like cake. Sure it might not be your favorite dessert of all time, but if there is a situation in which you are offered cake, you will gladly accept.
While I might be the only person who is surprised that Candice Swanepoel is pregnant, one thing no one is surprised by is how freaking beautiful she is while she's pregnant. Seriously, why did no one tell me Candice Swanepoel was pregnant? I need to know these things.
Growing up, I remember spending hours and hours looking at random family member’s vacation photos and honestly, I hated it. I was constantly looking at pictures of random people I didn’t know and random places I didn’t want to visit. Nowadays, looking at vacation photos isn't so bad as long as they are Katheryn Winnick’s vacation photos.
For the longest time, a great Sunday morning meant nothing more than sleeping in, staying in my jammies as long as possible, maybe reading a book in bed, falling back asleep, just general all-around laziness. Well, that was before just Gal Gadot posted her yawning, Batman shirt, no-bra-wearing Instagram picture. Now I think all Sundays are stupid.
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