First thing’s first, this is a nice dress. Maybe it’s not for everyone, but we think it’s daring, the color is lovely, and Frederique wears it well. Secondly, holy hell, Frederique’s boobs are so very visible. This isn’t so much a dress as it is an incomplete cosplay of that “X-Men” villain Mystique.

There are a lot of reasons why her nipples might be erect, but the fact that she’s blasting some pokies and biting her lip at the same time means that something real is going on, something perhaps in her field of vision, and dear God we want to know what it is! (We want to be whatever it is!)

She won Miss Rhode Island, Miss USA, and Miss Universe in 2012–we think Olivia Culpo has evolved beyond bras, and we also think she looks a bit like Shannyn Sossamon, which is a total turn-on for us.

It’s that time of the year when everybody is dressing in layers because the light and warmth change drastically from block to block. Some layers are a little stuffier than others; some layers are much more revealing than others. Fortunately for the people of New York, one of Jessica Alba’s layers is a sheer bra no darker than thin obsidian.

Is it just our imagination, or does this picture look straight out of the ’90s? This could easily be a picture of Olivia Munn leaving a Third Eye Blind concert (if it weren’t for the smartphones in each hand). Regardless, we love that mesh number she’s wearing, and we thank her dearly for not wearing a bra with it. Nipple ahoy!

Danielle Panabaker was originally a big hit with the younger audiences when she appeared in a few Disney Channel films. She then got some recurring roles on CBS shows and made enough appearances in horror films to become a Scream Queen. And now look at her! She’s a stewardess showing sideboob and nipple after having sex with Roger Sterling!

It took a few years to see the revealing outtakes from Lady Gaga’s V Magazine shoot, and the same can be said of Jennifer Lopez’s outtakes, but Miley’s outtakes showed up like bam, like fresh out the grease! Does that mean Miley Cyrus is a bigger celebrity than Gaga or

We apologize for being the bearers of bad gossip, but a recent storm of Twitpics prompted Kim Kardashian’s ex-publicist to ask the police (via Twitter, of course) to check on Amanda because he was worried about her. Then Jenny McCarthy chimed in. A few minutes ago, Amanda wrote a few nasty comments back at Jenny. We don’t understand what the big deal is–besides Amanda’s big boobs and a hint of nipple peeking out of her hair.

Our first introduction to Francesca Eastwood came with Coachella and all the cutoffs being worn there. This is only our second time seeing here, and so far, we’ve only seen her wearing string bikinis over her tiny titties. We approve of this trend, and we desperately hope she continues it, and we would love to toss the football around with her.

Every nipslip is its own story. We don’t know all the fine details of Holland Roden’s slip, but we know that it’s part of a very moody modern day noir, probably one that involves a city where it never stops raining and the police are in the pockets of mobsters. Our heroic detective sees Holland’s nipple through the wet window and suddenly the whole case becomes clear.

We’ve often pondered the camouflaging or misdirection possibilities of translucent shirts, and we wonder if Demi is taking advantage of it. If we were any people who got hit with big camera flashes, we’d totally wear bras decorated with numerous stray realistic nipples, just to throw people off. Is that what you’re up to, Demi?

What does the sun do to your body, Miley? We’re not asking from a vitamin D and UV standpoint, we’re asking about your heart. Do you feel the photons awakening something inside you? Does the day seem made for flesh? Do clothes suddenly feel wrong? It’s a new season, Miley, time for a new wardrobe (but please keep those shorts in regular rotation).

British TV presenter Caroline Flack has a thing for showing off her fine figure, but never before have we seen her in such a shirt. It’s as if God took a highlighter to her body, so that He might clearly point us towards the important part of His creations. Right there, in neon, those lovely breasts.

Joyous accidental nudity! It’s a sight that fills us with happiness. “Home & Away” star Lisa Gormley was simply having too much fun to worry about where her boob was in relation to her bikini, and thus, this moment was created. May we all forget our bodies in such a beautiful way.

We’re so thrilled by Juno’s hair color change that we nearly overlooked the nipple she’s showing in this spread for Hunger Magazine. It’s a tad embarrassing, but you can’t really blame us. Number of times we’ve seen Juno’s breasts: about five or six, depending on how you count. Times Juno has changed her look so drastically: well, she did this for “Atonement,” but we forget if she’s done it any other time.

Judging by the hand gesture and angle of the face of the woman to Marta’s left, we’re pretty sure Marta is being warned about her exposed boob. Then again, Marta’s expression doesn’t seem to be one of boob-consciousness, so maybe the two women are simply talking smack. That’s cool with us!

Good things come to those who wait! Case in point, we first saw these poodle-y pictures of Lady Gaga in V Magazine back in 2009, but a few revealing outtakes just surfaced and there is some serious nipple on display! Plus: merkin! Who doesn’t love a good loaf of merkin in their eyeballs?

We know this is odd. Why are we showing Beyonce’s outfit when those aren’t really her nipples? Because imagine if they were. Also, this reminds us of that obscene George Clooney as Batman costume with the rubber nipples, except this has glitter so Bey is more Batman than Batman.

We’re pretty sure her hair doesn’t look like that these days, and we know for certain that there should be a big tattoo beneath her boobs, so when/where did this come from? And who organized the pictures into a handy little mosaic for us?

She’s a legend, a mom, and the only woman who makes “Fifty Shades of Grey” sound sexy, so it’s fair to say that her bra wearing days are over. Also, it seems like she’s wearing a leather sling for firewood as a skirt. That’s cool with us though.