All together now: Every person in your office/on your train/in your house was born with nipples.
The phrase "to catch your breath" means to be to take time to start to breathe normally again after physical activity or the need to take deep breaths because one has stopped breathing suddenly for a short time because they were shocked, surprised, or impressed. Well, it's time to add one more definition to "catch your breath," because after seeing Jasmine Tookes's boobs, you need to remember to breathe.
As the year comes to an end and we all look at the things we can improve upon in the coming one, you can forget about getting more sleep or going to the gym or eating more salads. Those are noble endeavors, but if we are truly being honest with ourselves: We like staying up late, the gym sucks, and salads are for rabbits. Instead, let's all make a goal that we know we can stick to, like having a little more Selma Blair in our lives.
Dildos can also be used as nipple cleaners in the shower. Think about it...
I am not a believer in crazy conspiracy theories. Oswald acted alone, we actually landed on the moon, and the government is not working on a weapon that can control the weather. All of that stuff just sounds incredibly outrageous, but I will say that I do believe there are powers at work attempting to make Kylie Jenner the only model working today.
Slide It In Sunny! When you're the boss and have boss ass tits, you can punish your man secretary with an office fuck!
If I am being completely honest (and you know I’m always honest with you guys), theme parks are not my thing. I don’t much like standing in lines under a hot sun. Rides have never been my thing. All the food is terrible and really overpriced. But my biggest gripe about theme parks is that whenever I go, Hailey Clauson and Nina Agdal are never there in bikinis.
For most of us when it comes to Monday’s aren’t really our favorite day of the week. It’s a struggle to get out bed, make it work on time, and if that chipper co-worker says “you’ve got a case of the Mondays!” one more time… I get it, I’m right there with you, but here is something that will make your Monday pretty damn great, Bella Hadid topless.
Charli XCX wearing a see-through bra is pretty damn hot, that’s not up for debate. But there is one thing I am wondering about Charli XCX wearing a see-through bra… you see, in her Instagram post she mentions that her flight is delayed so… does that mean she took her top off at the airport?
Once again, the name fits. Ana de Armas is just as utterly gorgeous as her name sounds. You know, at one point I thought it was rare to have someone’s name match their image in my head, but I’m starting to think it’s commonplace.
Jae Lauren loves to give street blow jobs! It's like street food but with sex, so it helps if you have cash and camera, cause she also loves to be filmed.
Do you ever wish you could kick yourself in the ass? Odds are, you probably haven’t, but right now I feel like kicking myself in the ass for forgetting how hot Keira Knightley was.
We can have many debates about Kristen Stewart. Some people say she’s a decent actor, others can’t stand to see her on screen. Others think her quiet and off-putting demeanor is all an act, while some thing it’s real. But there is really only one debate we need to be having and that is whether or not we can see Kristen Stewart’s nipple.
While there is no shortage of beautiful women on television and in movies, there seems to be an awful like of beautiful Jennifers out there. So, we thought we should take a moment and figure who is the hottest Jennifer of them all.
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