Of Course Daphne Groeneveld Is Sexy, Her Name Is Daphne Daphne groeneveld by zoey grossman for the fashionable lampoon no 9 9 9e230734 featured

Growing up and being a fan of a certain cartoon show about a stoner, a talking dog, and a van, there were two things I knew for sure in this world. First, the bad guy was always going to be the person who runs the abandoned amusement park, factory, or other location. And two, if your name was Daphne you were going to be hot. So it's no surprise to me that Daphne Groeneveld is really hot.


 

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Which is Hotter: Bella Hadid's Cleavage or Bella Hadid's See-Through Top? Rshd7n1z 87d4e9d2 featured

Now I know what you are thinking, "How is this even a question?" I get it, I hear you, I do, but it's not that simple this time around.

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Yep, Michelle Pfeiffer Still Has It Michelle pfeiffer 5 c8a50287 featured

This will not come as a shock to anyone, but Michelle Pfeiffer is still hot. I mean, like, she's still really freaking hot. Whether you want to say she still has it or she never lost it or she has been and will always be hot, it doesn't matter; it all means the same thing. Michelle Pfieffer is hot and there's nothing any of us can do about it.


 

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GIF Of The Day: Jealous of a Finger Screen shot 2017 03 08 at 8 00 19 am 3d8c2473 featured

I never thought I'd live to see the day when I grew envious of a finger

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Behind Closed Doors: What's the Deal With Lactation Porn? Lactation 88a0964d featured

A particularly interesting fetish. 

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Why Yes, Kendall Jenner Is Sexy in a Lacey Bra and Panties With a Baseball Bat Xijctzx7 9823b4b0 featured

There are a couple objects that simply aren't sexy: those wooden spools they wrap heavy wire around, a Tonsil Guillotine, and a wooden baseball bat. Nothing against any of those objects (except for the Tonsil Guillotine, that thing is scary), but there is something about their shape, design, or purpose in life that makes them not sexy, not matter how hard you try. Well, I guess that is until you put them next to Kendall Jenner in a see-through bra, and then that object becomes rather sexy.


 

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Why Isn't Bryana Holly Everywhere? Bryana holly 1 549b8ccf featured

Look, I don't mean to come out of the gate swinging, but why is this the first I'm hearing of Bryana Holly? Yes, seeing her naked ass is a great way to make an introduction, but still, why has the world not exposed everyone to the stunning beauty that is Bryana Holly? I guess it's just one more thing I don't understand about the world.


 

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Not All That Glitters Is Gold, But Blac Chyna in Gold See-Through Is Hot Ymf0fbtu a4b6d513 featured

We all know that just because something is gold and shiny doesn't mean it has any value. But if something is gold and see-through and not really covering Blac Chyna's breasts then the value is through the roof! That is an opportunity you don't want to pass up on, and there's no doubt seeing Blac Chyna's breasts will continue to grow in value as the years go on.


 

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All together now: Every person in your office/on your train/in your house was born with nipples.

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A Topless Jasmine Tookes Will Take Your Breath Away Jasmine tookes 2 featured

The phrase "to catch your breath" means to be to take time to start to breathe normally again after physical activity or the need to take deep breaths because one has stopped breathing suddenly for a short time because they were shocked, surprised, or impressed. Well, it's time to add one more definition to "catch your breath," because after seeing Jasmine Tookes's boobs, you need to remember to breathe.

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Let's Make a Resolution to Have More Selma Blair in Our Lives Sb  2  featured

As the year comes to an end and we all look at the things we can improve upon in the coming one, you can forget about getting more sleep or going to the gym or eating more salads. Those are noble endeavors, but if we are truly being honest with ourselves: We like staying up late, the gym sucks, and salads are for rabbits. Instead, let's all make a goal that we know we can stick to, like having a little more Selma Blair in our lives.

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Dildos can also be used as nipple cleaners in the shower. Think about it...

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Is There a Conspiracy to Make Kylie Jenner the Sexiest Model Alive? Kylie jenner 3 3 featured

I am not a believer in crazy conspiracy theories. Oswald acted alone, we actually landed on the moon, and the government is not working on a weapon that can control the weather. All of that stuff just sounds incredibly outrageous, but I will say that I do believe there are powers at work attempting to make Kylie Jenner the only model working today.

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Slide It In Sunny! When you're the boss and have boss ass tits, you can punish your man secretary with an office fuck!

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All Theme Parks Lack Hailey Clauson and Nina Agdal in Bikinis Hcna featured

If I am being completely honest (and you know I’m always honest with you guys), theme parks are not my thing. I don’t much like standing in lines under a hot sun. Rides have never been my thing. All the food is terrible and really overpriced. But my biggest gripe about theme parks is that whenever I go, Hailey Clauson and Nina Agdal are never there in bikinis.

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