A warm day with a cool breeze, getting an awesome parking spot, your favorite meal with your favorite people - they are all crappy when you compare them to Hannah Ferguson's nips. Yep, all the things you thought were great are not when you get to stare at Hannah Ferguson rocking a mostly see-through top.
So, I guess it's totally a thing now to release promos for a music video these days. Guess this is what happens when Music Television stops playing music videos in favor of reality shows. Though I really shouldn't complain because these promos include Selena Gomez in a rather see-through dress and that's nothing to complain about.
The idea that lifelike robots will one day take over the world doesn't seem that far-fetched to me. All one needs to do is make the robots as sexy as Alicia Vikander in Ex Machina (2015), Brigitte Helm in Metropolis (1927), and Cara Delevingne from this GQ spread, and we are all doomed. Personally, I welcome our new sexy robot overlords and look forward to the new society they will have us build for them!
I could be totally off base here - I know there are tricks of the light, CGI, and all sorts of crazy things people can do to change their image - but are Kylie Jenner's boobs bigger than normal? I feel like I've looked at her breast quite a few times and they didn't really seem this big before. I mean, they look pretty damn huge, awesomely huge, in my humble opinion.
When one decides to wash their own car instead of going to a car wash (which is the environmentally smart thing to do), you have to wear something you don't mind getting wet. For Kendall Jenner, that something is a see-through bra and a pair of panties. Hey, if it works, who am I to knock it?
Growing up and being a fan of a certain cartoon show about a stoner, a talking dog, and a van, there were two things I knew for sure in this world. First, the bad guy was always going to be the person who runs the abandoned amusement park, factory, or other location. And two, if your name was Daphne you were going to be hot. So it's no surprise to me that Daphne Groeneveld is really hot.
Now I know what you are thinking, "How is this even a question?" I get it, I hear you, I do, but it's not that simple this time around.
This will not come as a shock to anyone, but Michelle Pfeiffer is still hot. I mean, like, she's still really freaking hot. Whether you want to say she still has it or she never lost it or she has been and will always be hot, it doesn't matter; it all means the same thing. Michelle Pfieffer is hot and there's nothing any of us can do about it.
I never thought I'd live to see the day when I grew envious of a finger
A particularly interesting fetish.
There are a couple objects that simply aren't sexy: those wooden spools they wrap heavy wire around, a Tonsil Guillotine, and a wooden baseball bat. Nothing against any of those objects (except for the Tonsil Guillotine, that thing is scary), but there is something about their shape, design, or purpose in life that makes them not sexy, not matter how hard you try. Well, I guess that is until you put them next to Kendall Jenner in a see-through bra, and then that object becomes rather sexy.
Look, I don't mean to come out of the gate swinging, but why is this the first I'm hearing of Bryana Holly? Yes, seeing her naked ass is a great way to make an introduction, but still, why has the world not exposed everyone to the stunning beauty that is Bryana Holly? I guess it's just one more thing I don't understand about the world.
We all know that just because something is gold and shiny doesn't mean it has any value. But if something is gold and see-through and not really covering Blac Chyna's breasts then the value is through the roof! That is an opportunity you don't want to pass up on, and there's no doubt seeing Blac Chyna's breasts will continue to grow in value as the years go on.
All together now: Every person in your office/on your train/in your house was born with nipples.
The phrase "to catch your breath" means to be to take time to start to breathe normally again after physical activity or the need to take deep breaths because one has stopped breathing suddenly for a short time because they were shocked, surprised, or impressed. Well, it's time to add one more definition to "catch your breath," because after seeing Jasmine Tookes's boobs, you need to remember to breathe.
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