I never thought I'd live to see the day when I grew envious of a finger
A particularly interesting fetish.
There are a couple objects that simply aren't sexy: those wooden spools they wrap heavy wire around, a Tonsil Guillotine, and a wooden baseball bat. Nothing against any of those objects (except for the Tonsil Guillotine, that thing is scary), but there is something about their shape, design, or purpose in life that makes them not sexy, not matter how hard you try. Well, I guess that is until you put them next to Kendall Jenner in a see-through bra, and then that object becomes rather sexy.
Look, I don't mean to come out of the gate swinging, but why is this the first I'm hearing of Bryana Holly? Yes, seeing her naked ass is a great way to make an introduction, but still, why has the world not exposed everyone to the stunning beauty that is Bryana Holly? I guess it's just one more thing I don't understand about the world.
We all know that just because something is gold and shiny doesn't mean it has any value. But if something is gold and see-through and not really covering Blac Chyna's breasts then the value is through the roof! That is an opportunity you don't want to pass up on, and there's no doubt seeing Blac Chyna's breasts will continue to grow in value as the years go on.
All together now: Every person in your office/on your train/in your house was born with nipples.
The phrase "to catch your breath" means to be to take time to start to breathe normally again after physical activity or the need to take deep breaths because one has stopped breathing suddenly for a short time because they were shocked, surprised, or impressed. Well, it's time to add one more definition to "catch your breath," because after seeing Jasmine Tookes's boobs, you need to remember to breathe.
As the year comes to an end and we all look at the things we can improve upon in the coming one, you can forget about getting more sleep or going to the gym or eating more salads. Those are noble endeavors, but if we are truly being honest with ourselves: We like staying up late, the gym sucks, and salads are for rabbits. Instead, let's all make a goal that we know we can stick to, like having a little more Selma Blair in our lives.
Dildos can also be used as nipple cleaners in the shower. Think about it...
I am not a believer in crazy conspiracy theories. Oswald acted alone, we actually landed on the moon, and the government is not working on a weapon that can control the weather. All of that stuff just sounds incredibly outrageous, but I will say that I do believe there are powers at work attempting to make Kylie Jenner the only model working today.
Slide It In Sunny! When you're the boss and have boss ass tits, you can punish your man secretary with an office fuck!
If I am being completely honest (and you know I’m always honest with you guys), theme parks are not my thing. I don’t much like standing in lines under a hot sun. Rides have never been my thing. All the food is terrible and really overpriced. But my biggest gripe about theme parks is that whenever I go, Hailey Clauson and Nina Agdal are never there in bikinis.
For most of us when it comes to Monday’s aren’t really our favorite day of the week. It’s a struggle to get out bed, make it work on time, and if that chipper co-worker says “you’ve got a case of the Mondays!” one more time… I get it, I’m right there with you, but here is something that will make your Monday pretty damn great, Bella Hadid topless.
Charli XCX wearing a see-through bra is pretty damn hot, that’s not up for debate. But there is one thing I am wondering about Charli XCX wearing a see-through bra… you see, in her Instagram post she mentions that her flight is delayed so… does that mean she took her top off at the airport?
Once again, the name fits. Ana de Armas is just as utterly gorgeous as her name sounds. You know, at one point I thought it was rare to have someone’s name match their image in my head, but I’m starting to think it’s commonplace.
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