So we all know Miley is doing this whole andro, Robyn-hair-rip-off, “my metabolism will never agree with me as much as it does right now and I’ma milk it with this Thin White Duke thing as long as I can” thang right now, and we have to say, it gives us a boner. People’s make-overs rarely give us boners, so that is saying something. Frankly, as child stars flaunting their legal sexuality independence goes, this kicks Ashley Olsen’s hippie phase’s ass.Case in point, half a dozen syllables said it all at the Grammys: spec.tac.u.lar.side.boob!

You know what is great about fashion videos? You can choose the pictures where the nipples aren’t quite showing for the magazine, but in the video, clothes are moving around in the wind and the nips totally wave hello! Another funny thing about this particular video is when you see white guy with camera take his shirt off and get all sandy and then sit in the water with his clothes on. Maybe they should put the photog in a matching bikini next time and… wait, no, let’s just see Elizabeth Manyuon’s nipples under that white blazer again instead!

Eliza Doolittle Packs It Up? What does that even mean, Fleshbot? Alright, Smartypants McReader, look: when you play the “Make a double entenenre to call attention to a moment of unintentional celebrity obscenity (celebenity?) out of something the celebrity in question is known for” game (and we are the Bobby Motherfuckin’ Fischers of that game, alright?), sometimes the double entendre is a gift from the heavens (or maybe the media machine planned it that way, really) and sometimes it just sounds vaguely naughty, but doesn’t really refer or correspond to anything.

Oh, nipples. They’re so darn cute! They get so excited to see us sometimes they can’t even contain themselves! They have to pop out to say hello, and luckily the shirts they’re behind can’t always contain them either. We have a wish that all the sociable nipples of the world may be as lucky as these, just barely covered up by the plunging-est of scoopnecks. Sure, some days they may be feeling grumpy and introverted, but for the days where they want to show their shining, happy faces to the world we should really help them along. We owe them.

We’ve seen so many Coco nip slips, we’ve actually started to lose track of them–and to be honest, when we first saw this picture, we were half convinced we’d seen it before. But no: Coco is just that dedicated to nip slippage that she shares a bit of areola every time she dons a bikini. And god bless her for that.

We’ll be the first to admit it: much of the time when the internet blesses us with a celebrity nip slip, the slip in question is really only revealing a sliver of areola, and only the tiniest hint of nipple bead (if there’s any visible at all). So it’s always a thrill when the nip slip in question is actually baring a full on nipple–as happened during Kelly Bensimon’s day at the beach.

We already loved Lake Bell’s Me In My Place shoot, but now that we know that she slips a nip in the accompanying video? Well, we love it even more.

American readers might not be that familiar with this Croatian/Italian actress/producer/super cougar, but that’s about to change now that her nipple has launched this PR campaign. All it takes is some good sunlight and a well-timed twist of the back, and Rita Rusic’s nipple is a part of our lives.

There are some who might say that seeing a woman who’s made over 200 porn movies slip a nipple on Twitter is no great shakes. You know what we call those people? Ingrates (also spoilsports).

Never one to do things by halves, Saturdays member Una Healy has chosen to forgo the usual single areola slip for a full on areola onslaught. Because if you’re going to show one, you might as well show the other for symmetry, right?

Score another point for British reality TV: we don’t remember a single US reality show (let alone a US “celebreality” show) that’s ever featured a nip slip. We’d definitely pay a whole lot more attention to the “Surreal Life” if it came packaged with scenes like this… · Celebrity Big

Barely a week after Courtney Love rocked out with her rack out we’ve got another picture of Ms. Love’s boobs in the public eye. Sure, it maybe this is all just a cheap ploy to get her name in the press…but since it involves us getting to see Courtney Love’s

Don’t even try to act like it’s not. We’re masters of areola-spotting, and we’d recognize that pink anywhere. Well, it’s a Halloween costume, so we guess it’s basically a day for nipslipping. Even for former Disney stars! Speaking of costumes, what exactly is this supposed to be? The face paint,

Yesterday we took a moment to wonder aloud how Micaela Schaefer’s outfit could actually be containing her boobs. Now we know the answer: it didn’t. Enjoy the resulting nip slip (which, judging by Ms. Schaefer’s naughty grin, was probably premeditated.) (Via Boobie Blog)

Some kind internet soul pointed us towards a bunch of clips of celebrities losing control of their nipples, so we thought we’d mash them all together in a nifty video for you! There are about twelve celebrities in this video, can you name them all? Not only is this a

Ciara’s nipples really resent all the attention that Ciara’s ass gets (admittedly, we are pretty enamored with her fantastic backside, especially when she dances), so Ciara packed her butt in a tight dress, went to Paris Fashion Week, and let her nipples have all the fun they wanted. And her

Sometimes it feels like nipple slips are fated to occur. No matter how tightly you pack your dress, enough momentum will cast the boob from its casing. No matter how many times the camera cuts to the audience, we’re still going to see Nancy Grace’s nipple. Here’s an interesting little

Hey dudes, we’ve just discovered the best new cocktail. Take one part Svedka vodka (you know, the one that’s approved by sexy robots from the future), allow it to aerate for a bit, then add one part Coco’s exposed boob. Voila! An amazing combination that’s sure to liven up any

We’ve noted before that Maria Fowler’s breasts truly enjoy the spotlight; but just in case there were still any doubters, we present this glorious photo of Maria futilely trying to keep her escaping breasts from the public eye (and slipping us a view of her areola in the process). ·

What’s that itty bitty point of round, perfect color that always seems to attract our attention? We’re not talking about the sequins, unless AnnaLynne McCord put one of them randomly inside her bra. It’s entirely possible! (No it’s not, it’s a nipple.) We have no idea where Ms. McCord is