We have a love-hate relationship with bras, but we don’t think they should be torn asunder by huge breasts. Even on days when we curse them for getting in the way of total boob visibility, the worst we imagine for them is being turned into water balloon slingshots; creative doom, but not destruction. So how are we supposed to feel about the fourth installment of a porn series that ignores the bra’s feelings and it’s God-given right to support flesh?

When people think of pipelines, the only oil overload that comes to mind is a picture of someone’s backyard completely flooded with vile black sludge. If TransCanada can convince people that the new Keystone XL will help keep Nikki Benz’s boobs drenched with baby oil for titfucking fun, public opinion may shift in their favor.

With this new title and the fate of all Juliland resting on her ample bosom, Nikki Benz is probably feeling a lot of stress right now. We hope that she will allow us to massage her troubles away. We hope that she is cool with our breast massaging techniques.

What do Justine Joli, Heather Vandeven, Nikki Benz, and Ryan Keely all have in common? In addition to being smoking hot ladies and Penthouse Pets, they’re all featured in the new Penthouse DLC pack for Saints Row: The Third. Because if there’s one thing that makes video games better, it’s more hot ladies.

In Hustler’s “Nikki Benz: Superstar” (the Nikki Benz version, not the Paul Thomas version with Ted Neeley), the Penthouse Pet and pornstress extraordinaire blows a bunch of dudes after a piano recital. Post-popshots, can we hear “My aim is true?” While I prefer the “Chasing Amy” idea of multiple blowjobs,

Seriously, because Tommy Gunn is acting all weird about it. He bought Angel Dark off some sketchy Eastern Bloc dating website, and now he’s all upset that she’s fucking everyone around him. (Yes, that’s really the plot of this movie.) Fortunately, he’s already paying to keep Nikki Benz around the

Nikki Benz is on top of the world: she did her first blowbang with Hustler, she’s been nominated for three AVN awards, and she was recently named Penthouse Pet of the Year! And yet she’s still working her butt off. Fortunately for us, Nikki took some time out of her

If you’ve been dying to know which of 2010′s gorgeous Penthouse Pets would win the honor of being named Penthouse Pet of the Year 2011, you can breath a sigh of relief—and say hello to Nikki Benz. (Penthouse)

Nikki Benz and McKenzie Lee are teaming up to take a bite out of crime! Only, they don’t ever really use their teeth. Maybe just a little bit of grazing and nipping, you know, for variety. Regardless, after they’re done with Eric Masterson, they’re going to lock him up and

Last year, Joshua and Skinworxxx wowed hardcore fans with “Deviance,” which featured a huge cast of stars, won armfuls of awards, and sold like crack rock. Now they’re ready for another round of applause. It wouldn’t be fair to take the sequel to what may very well be one of

Our own DCypher penned this police procedural about busty law enforcers who fuck each other with nightsticks and don’t wear underpants, all while wearing heels. Busted! Studio: Adam & Eve Director: David Lord Starring: Teagan Presley, Nikki Benz, Bridgette B., Tommy Gunn, Jessica Jaymes, Derrick Pierce, Taylor Wane, McKenzie Lee

What’s the best way to catch a ring of high profile jewel thieves? If you answered Teagan Presley, Nikki Benz, and McKenzie Lee, you’re going to love “Busted!”, the campy new David Lord release. Detective Teagan and her two busty cop buddies Nikki and McKenzie are catching a lot of

Rabid “X-Files” fans that we are, it was hardly a surprise that we were overjoyed at the thought of not one, but two, XXX parodies. Especially with one of our favorite stars (that would be Kimberly Kane) as the star. Sam Hain, acclaimed sci-fi parody director, follows up his original

And we will start with Nikki Benz, then power slam lovely lil Lexi Belle, Alexis Texas, Brynn Tyler, Aleska Diamond, and Chanel Preston. Maybe in groups of three, then singles, then back to Nikki. So here’s the story. Chris Streams, a Jules Jordan stable director, came up with this idea

Wicked Pictures star Kirsten Price has it all—the looks, a glamorous career where she gets to have hot sex with beautiful people, the finest things money can buy, and an uptown attitude to go with it. It’s like she’s Christie Brinkley, and the good hearted auto mechanic played by Tommy

Last year, Digital Playground overwhelmed us with “Nurses.” This year, they’ve taken to the friendly skies with “Fly Girls,” and things will never be the same. This thing is like a fucking Catalina wine mixer. It’s that good. It’s hard to know where to start with this monster. It’s massive

Jessica Drake is a naughty, naughty girl. We don’t think even the most passionate fan or deranged ideologue would contest that. Some might say she truly is wicked. Brad Armstrong asks the unthinkable—is she wicked enough? The shockingly obvious answer is, yes, of course she is, which is why she

Just like “Betamax Bitches,” “Cum on My DeLorean,” and “Ginger Lynn’s Token Ring Ethernet Sex Party,” “Pornstar Tweet” seeks to capitalize porntastically on an ephemeral trend. Does it succeed? Pornstar Tweet Studio: Immoral Productions Director: Jim Powers Starring: Lexi Belle, Tara Lynn Foxx, Katie Knox, Natasha Nice, Britney Stevens, Nikki

In all fairness, if Nikki Benz showed up at our office, flitting around in a French maid outfit, we’d probably lose it, too. Now, we may not know much about sports, but we do know good innuendo when we hear it. We’re not saying that she’s out there fighting the