It’s not that we don’t like pokies–we love them, nipples are always appreciated, even when they’re sharp and threatening–it’s just that we’re worried about all the tension in the air. What if everyone in Hollywood is stressing out too hard and carrying all that negative energy in their respective nipples? What will happen to Nicole Kidman, Minka Kelly, and AnnaLynne McCord?

We know we said that Nicole Kidman’s performance in “Hemingway & Gellhorn” was the sexiest thing she’s ever done, but we take that back now that we’ve seen her work in “Paperboy” with Zac Efron. She masturbates for an inmate, pisses on Zac Efron, prevents other people from peeing on him, and just like that, we’ve fallen in love with her.

Hemingway, Magnum P.I., whatever; we get confused by powerful men with equally powerful mustaches. Anyway, HBO’s latest movie is about the relationship between war-correspondent Martha Gellhorn (Nicole Kidman) and Ernest Hemingway (Clive Owen), and there’s a fantastic scene during which a bombing run leaves the two writers trapped in the same hotel room and lust overcomes them. See, this wouldn’t have worked with Tom Selleck; nothing overcomes that guy.

A classically demure lady like you rarely sees the business end of a wardrobe malfunction. In fact, the last time we got a glimpse of your lacy underthings was two years ago. So, as with a comet that passes by the earth only so often, we’ve got our telescopes out and eyes peeled.

Though it’s not quite the full-frontal shot we’d like, there’s an otherworldly beauty to Nicole’s body in this scene from “Fur,” which finds her playing the famed photographer Diane Arbus. Plus, no one does “mysteriously seductive” quite like Ms. Kidman. Also featured in the film, Robert Downey Jr.’s Lionel Sweeney

Damn, Nicole Kidman in the ’90s was fine. Even seeing the reflection of her tits has us all hot and bothered. It’s brief, but it’s worth it, especially since she runs around in her towel for a while first. The last time we saw her naked was all the way

It’s a question that’s been on our mind for years: does Nicole Kidman wear bikini bottoms? Thongs? Lace, silk, or cotton? And what, pray tell, is the color of her undergarments? Now, at last, it can be revealed. (taxidrivermovie.com)

First we saw her gumdrop nipples in “Windrider”, and now we get some sultry writhing from “Dead Calm”. The wonders of Australian cinema are just beginning to reveal themselves to us… This might sound greedy, but there are certain Nicole Kidman roles from which we really wanted nudity. Like when

You know we love watching 1986′s “Windrider” because Nicole Kidman’s hair is just outrageous, but there are even better reasons to watch: Nicole Kidman’s boobs and sex scene! We also have a thing for windsurfing, but that’s just a personal hobby. The real news about “Windrider” is Nicole’s full frontal

Did Nicole Kidman seriously not realize that everyone in Australia could see through her dress or does she just like the attention? That would make her so unlike all the other celebrities we know! (thisislondon.co.uk)

· Whatever happened to some of your favorite pornstars from the ’70s and ’80s? As if you didn’t already know. Hint: Ron Jeremy? Still not dead yet. (yesbutnobutyes.com) · Someone, somewhere at this very moment is getting off to these photos of Nicole Kidman’s dirty ass. Be glad it’s not