We've already seen some of the swords, sandals, and sex that's packed into Exquisite Films' latest parody, but now--as if by magic--we get to see that sex in motion. Here, for the very first time, is the hardcore trailer for "Xena Warrior Princess XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody."
Behold, the ruthless pillager turned noble adventurer is in a new chapter of life, and she has tossed her armor aside. Fret not, for Xena hasn't given up the way of the warrior, she's just realized that the tight leather duds get make it hard to go down on Gabrielle. Friends, this is a porn parody that powerfully needed to be made.
"This Ain't the Smurfs XXX" isn't the first blue movie based on Saturday morning cartoons. It isn't even the first blue blue movie (that would be "This Ain't Avatar XXX"), but it is the first blue blue movie filmed in Larry Flynt's office.
Lara Croft (Chanel Preston), like any beautiful woman, has no friends, just potential betrayers. The adventurer must fuck her way through danger, as well as India, Peru, and the American Southwest in this parody that is about as exciting as the source material.
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