The lesson Jessie Andrews, Andy San Dimas, and Paul Thomas teach us in “Shared Wives” is that you can swing, but you’re probably not going to be happy you did.

What do you know about Nick Manning? He likes to say “Droppin’ Loads,” sure, but what else? Nothing. That’s a damn shame really, because we just watched a few minutes of a documentary about the guy, and he is a fascinating, freaky, and hilarious character. His life is a constant struggle to reconcile his impressive porn career with his deep-rooted love of God and Jesus Christ. Also, he’s about as famous as Pauly Shore. Rough times.

Nica Noelle’s Noelle’s “My Girlfriend’s Mother, Vol. 3″ surprised and delighted me with copious amounts of hot sex and a rather staggering number of female orgasms.

Inari Vachs is worried that her daughter, Alyssa Branch, shouldn’t be dating anyone her first semester in college, but she lets her bring Joey Brass home for dinner anyway. Big mistake! Instant attraction! Also in this fine movie: Nica Noelle gets lovingly fucked by Mr. Marcus. Join us, won’t you?

We’re used to seeing Nica Noelle movies about younger men lusting after older women, but now she’s flipped the script and FILFs are chasing twenty-something year-old babes! What should we call these gentlemen cougars? Bobcats? Would they like it if we called them Big Poppa?

Our beloved DP has finally entered the orthogonal ring, and frankly, we’re excited to see what they’ve come up with. These stills—although 2D—look way different than any we’ve seen before. Is that a good thing? Basically, we want to know how the genitals will look, because that’s all we care

In our final Nacho video from the troubled production “Wasted,” we get behind the wheel with Mr. Vidal as he trades words and touches cocks with Nick Manning, laments the condescension of English speakers, and gets real with a Volvo. “I don’t like people,” Vidal says. “I like dogs.” And

Yes, that is a terrible pun. Forgive me. I’m kind of scraping the bottom of my porn barrel (there’s not really a barrel, but that would be amazing) with this one because I’m running out of unwatched DVDs from work, but I actually really enjoyed it. Guess what the cover

Or: The Doctor Is In Cassandra Cruz. Whichever way you like your commas, it is a breath of fresh air to walk into the examining room and see saucy New Yorker Cruz ready for treatment. Cruz was in town for a speculative scene with Nick Manning (“What do I do

Of course none of us masturbates until our 18th birthday, but Shayla LaVeaux tells a story that involves an amputee and a hose that gives new meaning to “Coming of Age Story.” There is so much backstage video of porn stars-terabytes of it-saying incredible, unedited things, that one day it

Isn’t it important to you, the consumer, that the people you’re paying to perform services have a proficiency in them? And it wouldn’t bother you, would it, if they loved what they were doing? Well, I think Phoenix Marie loves anal because she’s so good at it. Sunny Leone’s “I

Spring is here, and there’s no sweeter sound that the chirping of the birds. In addition, Mia Lelani is here, and the sweetest sound she makes is the slurping of Nick Manning’s cock. We here at Fleshbot like to keep our smut seasonal, and right now, we can’t think of

Some people drop pearls of wisdom, but iconic porn dude Nick Manning drops loads of them. Join Manning through a cobbled-together documentary that forces you to take him more seriously than he often takes himself. Droppin’ Loads Studio: Sin City Director: Nick Manning Starring: Dyanna Lauren, Nick Manning, Charley Chase,

As the DVD age draws to a close, streaming video systems like FyreTV are trying to make a bid for your attention (and market share). And with exclusive releases like “Wealth and Deception,” it’s clear that Fyre means business. (Just how much business, you ask? Well, for one—they’re giving “Wealth

Ladies, are you having relationship troubles? Need to put the spark back in your love life? Just follow Nick Manning’s Five Easy Steps to Relationship Happiness! Step 1: Let Nick Manning have viciously fulfilling sex with you. How does this save relationships? Don’t ask silly questions, just look at Chastity

Everybody’s been talking about this new food truck staffed by a bunch of pornstars. Allegedly, they drive around L.A. slinging tacos and mounting construction workers. Sounds pretty unsanitary to us. (We like it dirty!) On February 1st, Sunny Lane is hopping in a truck with Sasha Heart, Nicki Hunter, Emy

Unfortunately, your new neighbors are Nick Manning and Kagney Linn Karter. Why is that bad? Don’t be naive. Can you imagine getting back with your spouse after swinging with these two? Downgrade. Either that, or Nick and Kagney would bone you to oblivion. Just listen to their grunts! Those beastly

One great thing about corporate porn is that, even if you don’t like it for a host of other reasons, there will be at least five sex scenes hitting all the standard angles. Let’s go from there. “Black Market Bayou” is likely the worst porn movie I will see this

Time marches on, but the girls of “Barely Legal” remain fixed in place, like beautiful, lurid fantasies that only grow more vivid as we relive them. Six sexy little lust-filled ladies await your approval. Given the fact that we first met director Otto Bauer as a performer on the set

Jynx Maze had a lot of fun wandering around Nick Manning’s house, and nothing caught her eye quite like the swing suspended from the ceiling. We sure hope she gets a chance to try it out. Look at that, she did! Mr. Manning sure is a generous fellow, sharing his