New Play About The Porn We Leave Behind Debuts Off-Broadway Next Week 175 featured

What porn do you have lying around in your world?

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Don't Take It Personally: Holes Screen shot 2016 07 11 at 7.12.55 am featured

"Please respond with pictures of your holes" is how I'm going to end all of my e-mails from now on...

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Don't Take It Personally: Can I Show You the Power Tools? Screen shot 2016 07 05 at 7.09.20 am featured

I wonder how many of this dude's formative years were spent jerking off to This Old House?

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Don't Take It Personally: Leading with the Big Cock, I Can't Help but Admire You Screen shot 2016 05 23 at 7.26.31 am featured

I don't think I'd go from big cock to let's meet for coffee, but I guess you've taught me a lesson in leading with your best asset, and for that, I salute you...

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Don't Take it Personally: There's Such a Fine Line Between Sexy and Sex Offender Screen shot 2016 04 20 at 12.58.27 pm featured

This guy hasn't figured out how to ride that line just yet...

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Don't Take It Personally: The Old "I'm the President of a Company" Con Screen shot 2016 03 17 at 1.22.33 pm featured

Granted, he does live on Long Island, so it's possible, but I don't think the president of a company would use Craigslist to find this type of assistant

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Don't Take It Personally: Ah, Yonkers. It Never Changes... Screen shot 2016 01 04 at 7.32.26 am featured

I grew up a half hour from Yonkers and my stepmom's brother lived and worked there, so I made frequent trips with them to Yonkers. I'm glad to know that in twenty years, nothing has changed...

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Don't Take It Personally: Why Do The Women Have To Be Having an Affair? Screen shot 2015 10 12 at 9.00.58 am featured

Because you're an asshole is not a valid reason

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Don't Take It Personally: No, You're Just an Asshole Screen shot 2015 09 16 at 10.21.18 am featured

You can call it whatever you like, but when your fetish directly endangers another person, it just makes you an asshole.

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Don't Take It Personally: Are You Decent? Screen shot 2015 08 26 at 7.55.34 am featured

The Decent is one of the most decent horror movies I've ever seen.

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Don't Take It Personally: At a Medium Pace Screen shot 2015 08 24 at 7.44.36 am featured

But where should she sit? The corner of the bed, perhaps?

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Don't Take It Personally: Not Suspicious in the Least Screen shot 2015 08 07 at 8.16.48 am featured

He might as well just say that it's a huge turn-on for his wife if he cheats and she never finds out about it, ever. Also "white mail"? Really dude?

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Don't Take It Personally: Anti-Semitism Is Alive & Well Screen shot 2015 07 09 at 7.57.03 am featured

This dude's a total class act...

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Don't Take It Personally: Freelance Gigolo Screen shot 2015 05 04 at 7.54.00 am featured

Don't forget ladies, only a gigolo can take care of your needs... If you live in the Ithaca area

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Don't Take It Personally: Give Me A Break Screen shot 2015 04 16 at 12.15.21 pm featured

At least spell "Chippendale" correctly if you're gonna lie like this. Also, I'll be contacting Mr. Skin's legal department for your unauthorized use of the word "skinspire"

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