What porn do you have lying around in your world?
"Please respond with pictures of your holes" is how I'm going to end all of my e-mails from now on...
I wonder how many of this dude's formative years were spent jerking off to This Old House?
I don't think I'd go from big cock to let's meet for coffee, but I guess you've taught me a lesson in leading with your best asset, and for that, I salute you...
This guy hasn't figured out how to ride that line just yet...
Granted, he does live on Long Island, so it's possible, but I don't think the president of a company would use Craigslist to find this type of assistant
I grew up a half hour from Yonkers and my stepmom's brother lived and worked there, so I made frequent trips with them to Yonkers. I'm glad to know that in twenty years, nothing has changed...
Because you're an asshole is not a valid reason
You can call it whatever you like, but when your fetish directly endangers another person, it just makes you an asshole.
The Decent is one of the most decent horror movies I've ever seen.
But where should she sit? The corner of the bed, perhaps?
He might as well just say that it's a huge turn-on for his wife if he cheats and she never finds out about it, ever. Also "white mail"? Really dude?
This dude's a total class act...
Don't forget ladies, only a gigolo can take care of your needs... If you live in the Ithaca area
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