Porn is full of imposters: Milves who haven’t borne offspring, “Lesbians” who don’t like softball, and women who were “barely legal” eight years ago. But in “Nerdy Girls,” Elegant Angel actually drafted April O’Neil, a card-carrying Nerd.

We finished going through the alphabet with our Encyclopedia of Smut, but we’ve been having a lot of fun waxing erotic about various aspects of the porn world, and we don’t feel like stopping just because the stupid English alphabet only has twenty-six characters (if only we were a Russian site). Today, we feel like thinking out loud about babes wearing glasses in porn, but you get to decide what we write about next week!

Not to be confused with “The Gang Bang Theory” which should air later this year on CBS. Big Bang Theory Studio: New Sensations Director: Lee Roy Myers Cast: Ashlynn Brooke, Brianna Blair, Beverly Hills, Halie James, Kristina Rose, Charley Chase, Joey Brass, Gabriel Dalessandro, Rocco Reed, Vin Vericose The credits

Pockets of Porno-Americans popped up across the Los Angeles Basin this week to tweak the bums of supervllains, run in traffic, and get their asses beat with crops and flanges. More than anything, it reminded us that an open bar and Bobbi Starr go great together. Lest you thought you

Because everyone else is doing it, the next version of Firefox will contain a “private mode” for all your porn browsing needs. (Although true Mozilla fans know that this has been possible for awhile now.) Of course, we don’t understand why you would want to erase your porn surfing history

Advance tickets are on sale now for the Arse Elektronika conference in San Francisco later this month. You know–the one where nerds and geeks gather to build their own kooky DIY machines and then fuck them? (monochrom.at)

Nerds! They never know how to say the right thing around women. Take this guy in the glasses–the specs clearly indicate that he is “complete nurd,” of course–who simply tries to say something instructive (i.e., nerdy) to this young woman, but of course he says it in the wrong language

If Iron Man, The Hulk, Batman, Hellboy, Indiana Jones, Maxwell Smart, and Carrie Bradshaw can’t satisfy your superhero fix this summer, here’s one more thing that might help: 50 pictures of hot chicks dressed like Wonder Woman. Trust us, though–that “tie me up with your golden lasso!” pickup line never

San Francisco’s annual Arse Elektronika events sees the sexiest of the geeky (or the geekiest of the sexy) trying to outnerd each other with fabulous sexual inventions that are impractical, implausible, and exactly what you want for Christmas. It’s also a great way for tinkerers of this sort to experiment

The Teeny Weeny USB drive would the perfect place to hide your porn if your porn collection didn’t require more hard drive space than the Library of Congress. And you can save the jokes about “pulling out early,” because they made that one already. (teenyweenydrive.com)

Researchers say that smart girls don’t have as many orgasms because they over-think everything. Or maybe dumb girls are just so happy to get laid that they don’t know the difference? (thesun.co.uk)

As readers of this site know all too well, there have been many, many, many attempts to meld interactive video games with hardcore porn, and despite the occasional interesting result it’s been pretty much a total failure. Why is this such an impossible task? (Besides a lack of money, creativity

Are you familiar with that whole “steampunk” thing all the kidz are talking about? If so, congratulations–you’re a nerd! Fortunately, we love nerds around here and that’s why this video tickled (or maybe abused) our various bones. For the uninitiated, steampunk fans are into reading and writing about and even

Scientists discover that most technological advances develop because somebody, somewhere just wanted to get off. One doc says: “Nothing shocks me now, although I’m frequently surprised at how ingenious people are in order to obtain sexual satisfaction.” To which we say … um, duh. (vnunet.com)

Because Fleshbot staff meetings frequently devolve into all-out flogging battles over who is running the superior operating system on their laptop, we often wonder which brand of computer attracts the kinkiest, freakiest and perviest users. Well, UK sex toy emporium LoveHoney decided to find out through a totally scientific study

There’s no shortage of 1337 lust around the sekrit underground Fleshbot colo where we keep the fembot interns in training, but give us a little whiff of explicit girly geekery and we’re all over that nerd babe action almost faster than the girls at Nerd Girl X can make a

If you’ve ever wondered what it takes to work your way into the pants of certain Fleshbot contributors, here’s a hint—find your local Apple store … fast. (Don’t worry, Windows fans. Some of us are still PC compatible.) (Gizmodo)

We’ve all been there before—driving down a lonely highway in the middle of night, not really sure where you are or if you have enough gas to make it to the next station, when suddenly a beacon rises above the horizon signaling the oasis you’ve been searching for: “Strip Club.

We’re pretty much dyed-in-the-latex, nerdc0re leg humpers and geek-lusters around these parts, so we’re lees impartial to judge when an olde-skool nerd posts to Craigslist for a little companionship. Unless it’s a spoof, but we’re not so sure… Though we hope Mr. Stallman finds the free (extra soft) software sweetie

As Saturday afternoon fades into Saturday night pre-Awards show madness, the AVN Expo takes on a certain lugubrious quality. Booths are starting to come down, pornstars and fans (and press) are worn down, and things are winding down for our 2008 coverage. Don’t be too sad—there’s still lots more to