We felt the need to explicitly include “professional” in today’s Top Ten roundup because — well, we’re not saying amateurs can’t aspire to these moves, these consummate professional mannerisms, but… there’s a reason these ladies are the creamiest of the crop. Dexterous dick-wranglers, all, and we think everyone could stand to take a step back and watch the masters at work. Tori, Skin, Jasmine, Charley and pals — show us how it’s done.

That Natasha Nice sure is a polite kind of gal -/ the sort you could bring home to mom ‘n’ pop. She’s a lady who would ask, “One sugar or two?” in your morning coffee, and wouldn’t bat a pretty little eyelash if you said one and a half. We presume she also wouldn’t bat a lash if you politely asked to cum all across her face. That’s the kind of sweetness we really get off on. And how! We could live in peaceful HJ harmony happily ever after.

Apologies for the almost positively overused pun, but these boobies must be this way, otherwise why would she be smacking them around so? Ah, but it’s possible we’ve got things all mixed up. Knowing Natasha, her tits probably like being roughed up a bit. So maybe she’s treating them this way because they’ve just done some really nice things for her, like take out the garbage or put surprise flowers in her bedroom, or sing her a Christmas carol. Yeah, that must be the case. They’re having such a jovial time together! Is there room for a fourth? We don’t mind a little roughhousing either!

It’s just seems a little unfair that Natasha is saving all the goodies for herself. That’s not very Nice, eh? Somehow even her spit looks sexy and appealing, like tiny sips of champagne, dropping onto her shapely tit, but alas, she gets to have all the fun. Her eyes look like they’re inviting us in, but blast this plate of glass coming between us and a rollicking, boob-lickin’ good time. Oh, Natasha. We love you still.

“Love, Marriage, & Other Bad Ideas” is another triumph in the further redemption of the couples’ movie. Maybe we know how it will end, but the journey is well worth it.

Let’s just all agree, right here and now, that there is no scenario imaginable in which hanging out with Natasha Nice in a bathtub is a bad idea–what with her silky, sudsy skin and deliciously wet curves. We don’t know how she fits into the narrative, unless Wolf Hudson is going to marry the bath water she leaves behind.

Much as we like POV porn in theory, in practice it can, well, fall flat. Shaky camera work, weird angles, and, ugh, the dreaded voice of the person behind the camera can all kill the fantasy that it’s really you getting your freak on with a lovely lady. This gif of Natasha Nice, however? It’s got none of those failings–just some good, awesome, POV fantasy fuck action.

Born in France, raised in Los Angeles, destined for greatness: Natasha Nice is our kind of woman. She worked at a burger bar prior to performing adult films, so, you know, something something, joke about “meat.”

It pains us to think that there are funny, sexy, and heartwarming pornstar antics going on around porn sets all over Los Angeles, and we’re on the opposite side of the country. Fortunately, the tremendously talented Jeff Koga is there to take candid pictures of these cuties. Today’s treat: a gallery taken during the filming of New Sensations’s latest Romance film, “Love, Marriage, and Other Bad Ideas.”

It’s like Jermaine Stewart always said: “We don’t have to take our clothes off to have a good time.” These ladies might not having any cherry wine nearby, but they do have dripping wet pussies, and that’s just as good. With all due respect to the late Mr. Stewart, these

Ladies, have you ever met a man who you thought was a brilliant horror novelist, but turned out to be a bona fide serial killer? If so, then you can definitely relate to Natasha Nice in this new movie from New Sensations’s Romance line. You see, Natasha is a famous

I recently played a game of Truth Or Dare that I was hoping would be sexier than it actually turned out to be. This is not a problem for the ladies in “Lesbian Truth Or Dare 5,” from Sweetheart Video, which you might have known anyway by the title. The

This morning we learned that toy producer Doc Johnson just came out with the Belladonna Throat Fucker, a silicone masturbation sleeve modeled off “the sluttiest pornstar mouth ever!” We’re happy for Belladonna, and because we’re greedy, we’ve written a list of other pornstars who need to make molds of their

Yes, that is a terrible pun. Forgive me. I’m kind of scraping the bottom of my porn barrel (there’s not really a barrel, but that would be amazing) with this one because I’m running out of unwatched DVDs from work, but I actually really enjoyed it. Guess what the cover

There have been a myriad of milves marching through the chapters of “Lesbian Babysitters,” but Madison Young’s very pregnant appearance marks the first time this series has seen a babysitter bang a babe on the verge of MILFdom. Also, why is Madison hanging with a babysitter when she doesn’t yet

The old school and the new school are coming together (literally) to prove that age ain’t nothing but a number of orgasms collected over time. Nica Noelle couldn’t just let these ladies go at each other randomly; there has to be some conflict, some tension that makes the climax meaningful!

It’s the biggest national holiday in France, so we’re rolling out a big ol’ list of French pornstars who have touched our lives in meaningful ways (you know, like Lafayette, but with smut instead of military support). Basically, we’re hoping to cozy up to these hotties by impressing them with

Whenever I’m a little tired of porn, when I’m not in the mood to dissect “male gaze,” or analyze whether or not the women in a movie are enjoying themselves, I go back to Nica Noelle. She’s just so awesome and consistently sexy. Also, Xander Corvus is hot. Remember that

We’re not sure how many Tiger Woods-related porn films were made to commemorate the superstar’s sex scandal (we’re going to say at least three films from big companies), but only one of them has 69ing with Natasha Nice. Which is, in our book, an automatic victory for “Tyler’s Wood.” Tyler