Don’t think about it too much, just say what comes to mind at first glance. What do you see in the first image? Tits? Very good, try the next one. Breasts again, uh huh. And the next one? Funbags. Do you mean bean bags? No. Still boobs. Tell us, how would you like to spend a week in observation in a nice hospital outside of town?

If you ask us to convert from Celsius to Fahrenheit or vice-versa, we will most likely stare at your blankly while we try to remember what to do with five-eighths. If you ask us to convert either of those measurements to the Nadya Shaye system, well, that’s way easier. Today, in New York, it’s a lovely “Nadya’s boobs with a light bit of sweat glistening on her chest” degrees outside.